tosyne2much: Most guys spend money on ladies and think its normal not knowing fully well that they fall in the category of magas.. However, most guys do some extra ordinary things which they cannot do to their male folks but do these to show how caring they are to ladies nothing knowing they are being maga-d

Check the list to know if you belong in the category of magas


1. You take a lady to an eatery, she eats while you watch claiming you have no appetite.. *You are a maga at OND level*

2. You bought a lady 1,500 recharge card and you begged ur friends for N50 transfer telling them you have no call credit ... *You are a maga at Bsc level*

3. You bought Bold5 for a lady and bought Curve2 for yourself claiming you don't fancy newer phones.. *You are a maga at PGD level*

4. Ur mom has chronic malaria, you bought her drugs worth 50 naira, ur gf is hungry, you took her to an eatery and squander 5k on a meal...* Maga at VC level*

5. You subscribed a day BIS for yourself and subscribed one month for a lady claiming you don't fancy internet browsing * Maga SSCE level*

6. A lady visits you and sees you drinking garri without sugar, she told you she's hungry and you quickly dashed to a nearby eatery to get her fried rice and chicken...* You are a maga at HND level

And lastly, when a guy attacks, bash, crucify, insult me for this write-up * you are a maga at CEO level*
*Feel free to add yours*

*Have fun*

HonourablePomk:

1..What if i ate at home before going with her?
2..What if i sent the card to her and she spent it calling me and it finished and i still used mine to call her till its finished then by 10pm when the people selling card has closed i need it to make an urgent call?
3..Yes i know most dudes who dont fancy phones
4..not possible
5..Yes because i dont fancy phones i already subscirbes for my wifi
6..What if its a sunny day and i feel like eating it?
lastly...

tosyne2much: bwahahahahahaah..you are jst so hilarious... U got me laffing seriously... *oya and lastly ? *

TRADELYN: Tosyne2much,

Be sincere Ooo...

This one wey you dey open threads about MAGA stuff...one is still ongoing and you don open a similar one...in one day...hmmm

What is the inspiration

HonourablePomk:

1..What if i ate at home before going with her?
2..What if i sent the card to her and she spent it calling me and it finished and i still used mine to call her till its finished then by 10pm when the people selling card has closed i need it to make an urgent call?
3..Yes i know most dudes who dont fancy phones
4..not possible
5..Yes because i dont fancy phones i already subscirbes for my wifi
6..What if its a sunny day and i feel like eating it?
lastly...

OP GO AND SLEEP

xamster: What do u have against ch!ckz

chemystery: Oya take am...
1. You are a maga when you have a bank(girl) where you only deposit but never withdraws.
2. You are a maga when a girl take you phone as calling machine while hers is an answering machine.
3. You are maga when you call to take her out and she wants to come along with a friend or friends
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tosyne2much: Chemystery, laurelP, valmunich, naijaboiy, accidosis and rapmoney.. You guys are needed here

I never do those things before...but some guys dey guilty sha

HonourablePomk:

1..What if i ate at home before going with her?
2..What if i sent the card to her and she spent it calling me and it finished and i still used mine to call her till its finished then by 10pm when the people selling card has closed i need it to make an urgent call?
3..Yes i know most dudes who dont fancy phones
4..not possible
5..Yes because i dont fancy phones i already subscirbes for my wifi
6..What if its a sunny day and i feel like eating it?
lastly...

OP GO AND SLEEP

Chai....
"What if?" rants of a typical MMS

OohMpa:


Chai....
"What if?" rants of a typical MMS

tosyne2much: Chemystery, laurelP, valmunich, naijaboiy, accidosis and rapmoney.. You guys are needed here

tosyne2much: Chemystery, laurelP, valmunich, naijaboiy, accidosis and rapmoney.. You guys are needed here

tosyne2much: Most guys spend money on ladies and think its normal not knowing fully well that they fall in the category of magas.. However, most guys do some extra ordinary things which they cannot do to their male folks but do these to adore or show how caring they are to ladies nothing knowing they are being maga-d

Check the list to know if you belong in to any of the category of magas


1. You take a lady to an eatery, she eats while you watch claiming you have no appetite.. *You are a maga at OND level*

2. You bought a lady 1,500 recharge card and you begged ur friends for N50 transfer telling them you have no call credit ... *You are a maga at Bsc level*

3. You bought Bold5 for a lady and bought Curve2 for yourself claiming you don't fancy newer phones.. *You are a maga at PGD level*

4. Ur mom has chronic malaria, you bought her drugs worth 50 naira, ur gf is hungry, you took her to an eatery and squander 5k on a meal...* Maga at VC level*

5. You subscribed a day BIS for yourself and subscribed one month for a lady claiming you don't fancy internet browsing * Maga at SSCE level*

6. A lady visits you and sees you drinking garri without sugar, she told you she's hungry and you quickly dashed to a nearby eatery to get her fried rice and chicken...* You are a maga at HND level

And lastly, when a guy condemns, attacks, bash, crucify, insults and quickly pick offence on this write-up * you are a maga at CEO level*
*Feel free to add yours*

*Have fun*