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6 Ways To Know If You Are A Bonafide Maga *Must Read* by Nobody: 5:08pm On May 21, 2015 |
Most guys spend money on ladies and think its normal not knowing fully well that they fall in the category of magas.. However, most guys do some extra ordinary things which they cannot do to their male folks but do these to adore or show how caring they are to ladies nothing knowing they are being maga-d Check the list to know if you belong in to any of the category of magas. 1. You take a lady to an eatery, she eats while you watch claiming you have no appetite.. *You are a maga at OND level* 2. You bought a lady 1,500 recharge card and you begged ur friends for N50 transfer telling them you have no call credit ... *You are a maga at Bsc level* 3. You bought Bold5 for a lady and bought Curve2 for yourself claiming you don't fancy newer phones.. *You are a maga at PGD level* 4. Ur mom has chronic malaria, you bought her drugs worth 50 naira, ur gf is hungry, you took her to an eatery and squander 5k on a meal...* Maga at VC level* 5. You subscribed a day BIS for yourself and subscribed one month for a lady claiming you don't fancy internet browsing * Maga at SSCE level* 6. A lady visits you and sees you drinking garri without sugar, she told you she's hungry and you quickly dashed to a nearby eatery to get her fried rice and chicken...* You are a maga at HND level And lastly, when a guy condemns, attacks, bash, crucify, insults and quickly pick offence on this write-up * you are a maga at CEO level* *Feel free to add yours* *Have fun* 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 6 Ways To Know If You Are A Bonafide Maga *Must Read* by shakazuldadon: 5:08pm On May 21, 2015 |
Absolute thrash |
Re: 6 Ways To Know If You Are A Bonafide Maga *Must Read* by Inkman(m): 5:11pm On May 21, 2015 |
Hmm...
Who does all you mentioned these days No sane dude i guess |
Re: 6 Ways To Know If You Are A Bonafide Maga *Must Read* by Cutehector(m): 5:11pm On May 21, 2015 |
Dnt worry,, we hav all heard.. Next time we will be stingy.. |
Re: 6 Ways To Know If You Are A Bonafide Maga *Must Read* by Rapsodee(m): 5:12pm On May 21, 2015 |
List checked!!! .None I belong to...#Galala tinz..naa to go do Thanksgiving on Sunday. |
Re: 6 Ways To Know If You Are A Bonafide Maga *Must Read* by agarawu23(m): 5:13pm On May 21, 2015 |
coming from a lady mumu nigga's , see una life |
Re: 6 Ways To Know If You Are A Bonafide Maga *Must Read* by Utchgirl(f): 5:14pm On May 21, 2015 |
1st maga detected ! 1 Like |
Re: 6 Ways To Know If You Are A Bonafide Maga *Must Read* by Nobody: 5:15pm On May 21, 2015 |
The poster above me is sick |
Re: 6 Ways To Know If You Are A Bonafide Maga *Must Read* by Cutehector(m): 5:15pm On May 21, 2015 |
Utchgirl:dem go soon use u do ritual |
Re: 6 Ways To Know If You Are A Bonafide Maga *Must Read* by tutaboi(m): 5:17pm On May 21, 2015 |
If you care for them your a MAGA , if don't ur STINGY ...what do u really want girls |
Re: 6 Ways To Know If You Are A Bonafide Maga *Must Read* by Nobody: 5:19pm On May 21, 2015 |
All what I know is that " is good to be good and givers Never lack". I don't care about what ever she call me, that's her own business. 1 Like |
Re: 6 Ways To Know If You Are A Bonafide Maga *Must Read* by Nobody: 5:20pm On May 21, 2015 |
I love Magas, somtyms they r blessing frm god. A Married man once sent a huge amount to my account 4 accepting 2 go out on date with him thru phone conversation. immediately i recieved d money. i block him line sharp sharp. i pity am die dat day 1 Like |
Re: 6 Ways To Know If You Are A Bonafide Maga *Must Read* by Nobody: 5:22pm On May 21, 2015 |
Inkman:you never see anything |
Re: 6 Ways To Know If You Are A Bonafide Maga *Must Read* by abbeycial: 5:24pm On May 21, 2015 |
Drchristian: i pity u oyinbo say "u can't eat ur chinchin and still have it" when eventually he gets a hold of u and harm u,u wld come to nairaland to cry foul abi? wat happened to politely turning down the offer since u r not willing to sell ur goods? my last kobo to all ladies..not all guys are as magalicious as u think,if u like buy job for yaself. 1 Like |
Re: 6 Ways To Know If You Are A Bonafide Maga *Must Read* by tommychow(m): 5:26pm On May 21, 2015 |
Fyi, he's dating a typical naij girl. Is there any other way to keep her? I always tell my goons to leave after scotching her eggs. In pointless relationships it's all about who dumps who first. Don't be the pu.ssy, be the di.ck. |
Re: 6 Ways To Know If You Are A Bonafide Maga *Must Read* by Nobody: 5:28pm On May 21, 2015 |
abbeycial: why u dey pity am if u were in her shoe won't u accept it |
Re: 6 Ways To Know If You Are A Bonafide Maga *Must Read* by Inkman(m): 5:32pm On May 21, 2015 |
KiidaACE:Like i said 'no sane dude' Maybe the ones wey dem don wash something put for them... |
Re: 6 Ways To Know If You Are A Bonafide Maga *Must Read* by Inkman(m): 5:32pm On May 21, 2015 |
KiidaACE:Like i said 'no sane dude' Maybe the ones wey dem don wash something put for them... |
Re: 6 Ways To Know If You Are A Bonafide Maga *Must Read* by abbeycial: 5:32pm On May 21, 2015 |
chowlade: if i were in her ke! |
Re: 6 Ways To Know If You Are A Bonafide Maga *Must Read* by blisscoat: 5:38pm On May 21, 2015 |
shakazuldadon:a bonified MAGA in the making |
Re: 6 Ways To Know If You Are A Bonafide Maga *Must Read* by Nobody: 5:38pm On May 21, 2015 |
abbeycial:see u, u will inadvently fall 4 urs wen it is time |
Re: 6 Ways To Know If You Are A Bonafide Maga *Must Read* by Nobody: 5:45pm On May 21, 2015 |
abbeycial:i see nothing wrong in it. d man dashed her. okay? |
Re: 6 Ways To Know If You Are A Bonafide Maga *Must Read* by Nobody: 5:52pm On May 21, 2015 |
chowlade:lolz! Typical niger babe. Ntin is difenitly wrong wit it. Una no won cari last at all. |
Re: 6 Ways To Know If You Are A Bonafide Maga *Must Read* by jrerico1(m): 5:55pm On May 21, 2015 |
I spend my money with both genders equally, I cant spend money in pursuit of a woman, I believe money can't buy love. |
Re: 6 Ways To Know If You Are A Bonafide Maga *Must Read* by Rapsodee(m): 6:45pm On May 21, 2015 |
Drchristian:Wicked!!! but d man too nah mumu. |
Re: 6 Ways To Know If You Are A Bonafide Maga *Must Read* by Utchgirl(f): 6:58pm On May 21, 2015 |
Cutehector:Back 2 d sender A bu m nwa chineke |
Re: 6 Ways To Know If You Are A Bonafide Maga *Must Read* by Cutehector(m): 7:00pm On May 21, 2015 |
Utchgirl:lol wat r the characteristics of an nwa chineke |
Re: 6 Ways To Know If You Are A Bonafide Maga *Must Read* by Utchgirl(f): 7:57pm On May 21, 2015 |
[quote author=Borrussia post=33964157]The poster above me is sick U r nt sick |
Re: 6 Ways To Know If You Are A Bonafide Maga *Must Read* by Joeself1(m): 9:27pm On May 21, 2015 |
I guess I share all this characteristics |
Re: 6 Ways To Know If You Are A Bonafide Maga *Must Read* by storyforthegods: 12:39pm On Aug 04, 2015 |
chowlade:Please can i have ur number |
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