Benswaggy: Chisos Clast sori Jesus christ,
dz z punny sori dz z funny.

Benswaggy: Chisos Clast sori Jesus christ,
dz z punny sori dz z funny.

Jammy2012: ADULTS ONLY!!
Have You Noticed?
1. If you suck one nipple well, the woman herself offers the other one. Incase you don't know, that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!

l l
2. Everything on a woman's upper body starts with a"B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Petticoat, panties, pussy...No wonder men suffer from high BP!

dafuq so true
3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself.
Moral: In life no one helps you once you're screwed.

true but if na wife i go dress her, that's romantic right
4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got screwed to achieve it.

[b]pains re forget once there is a great outcome ask 'mothers'
6. 3 people having sex is a party, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!

one should be 'onesome' but due to na hand de do the job lma
7. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

hard times don't last forever so do hard di*k
8. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!

ladies shey una don hear am
9. When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!".But none of them comes and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".

how would ur wife feel if her frns touches ur di*k na cheating tinx go de run her mind
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only result matters..
10. Now that I've educated you.....do same to others

thanks for sharing and may ur manhood live long L L

lawrenceunaa:

Jammy2012: nice bro

obongproff: Wow! Dis is so hilarious and d same time so on point.