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life Moral Lessons You Don't Probably Notice about intimacy(adults Only) by Jammy2012(m): 2:04pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
ADULTS ONLY!! Have You Noticed? 1. If you suck one nipple well, the woman herself offers the other one. Incase you don't know, that was the origin of "buy one get one free"! 2. Everything on a woman's upper body starts with a"B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Petticoat, panties, pussy...No wonder men suffer from high BP! 3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're screwed. 4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got screwed to achieve it. 6. 3 people having sex is a party, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment! 7. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason. 8. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..! 9. When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!".But none of them comes and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!". Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only result matters.. 10. Now that I've educated you.....do same to others 1 Like |
Re: life Moral Lessons You Don't Probably Notice about intimacy(adults Only) by AfricanApple(f): 2:08pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
eeewww. eh |
Re: life Moral Lessons You Don't Probably Notice about intimacy(adults Only) by Nobody: 2:15pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
Chisos Clast sori Jesus christ, dz z punny sori dz z funny. |
Re: life Moral Lessons You Don't Probably Notice about intimacy(adults Only) by Bigcake: 2:33pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
Benswaggy: Chisos Clast sori Jesus christ,Dont use the name of God your Lord in vain. |
Re: life Moral Lessons You Don't Probably Notice about intimacy(adults Only) by Jammy2012(m): 2:42pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
lol |
Re: life Moral Lessons You Don't Probably Notice about intimacy(adults Only) by Jammy2012(m): 2:42pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
lol |
Re: life Moral Lessons You Don't Probably Notice about intimacy(adults Only) by Jammy2012(m): 2:43pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
Benswaggy: Chisos Clast sori Jesus christ,Are you some kind of confused? |
Re: life Moral Lessons You Don't Probably Notice about intimacy(adults Only) by lawrenceunaa: 5:40pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
Jammy2012: ADULTS ONLY!! 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: life Moral Lessons You Don't Probably Notice about intimacy(adults Only) by Jammy2012(m): 5:46pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
lawrenceunaa:nice bro |
Re: life Moral Lessons You Don't Probably Notice about intimacy(adults Only) by Nobody: 5:55pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
Re: life Moral Lessons You Don't Probably Notice about intimacy(adults Only) by lawrenceunaa: 6:15pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
Jammy2012: nice brothanks |
Re: life Moral Lessons You Don't Probably Notice about intimacy(adults Only) by Nobody: 6:31pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
Wow! Dis is so hilarious and d same time so on point. |
Re: life Moral Lessons You Don't Probably Notice about intimacy(adults Only) by Jammy2012(m): 7:54am On Sep 19, 2014 |
obongproff: Wow! Dis is so hilarious and d same time so on point.hidden truth |
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