1. Don’t use a credit card at a strip club.
Ever.
Regardless of your situation in life – you don’t
want anything traceable back to some seedy
gentlemen’s club.
It shouldn’t be a surprise that you should never
use credit cards in a strip club, yet so many
suckers do it. And more than one man at some
time in his life has been caught by this paper
trail. Not to mention, there’s the huge possibility
that you’ll end up spending more than you ever,
ever should. Use cash.
If the bartender says you need a credit card to
open a tab, make sure you tell her that you’ll be
settling in cash. There are so many reasons we
don’t need to go into them all here. Not the least,
what are you going to do with $300 dollars worth
of “Fanny Cash” when you leave?
That’s the unused play money they make you
buy. It only makes you need to come back again
to spend it.
2. Don’t concentrate on just one stripper.
This is one of the most common mistakes you see
guys make in a club. When you get all caught up
in one girl you lose all your leverage. You need to
have “options” – like in the art of the deal.
Any businessman tell you that the key to success
is to have multiple deals cooking at once. That’s
Leverage and strip clubs are no different.
3. Avoid long, drawn-out conversations.
Remember, these chicks are hustlers. They are
going to come at you with the “sob story” of how
they are trapped here, paying their way through
college, yadda yadda…and the longer you get
caught up in this shit the more chance they have
to weave their magic spell on you.
More than one man has fallen prey to “white
knight” syndrome. And it puts you in total
“customer” mode – which means she is in
working mode. She has her set gambits and plan
of attack – and the longer you let her get into it,
the more you are seen as a target and not a
boyfriend. This puts you at an extreme
disadvantage.
4. Try not to call the place you are in a
“strip club” or the girl a “stripper”.
5. Don’t dress like a schmuck.
No business suits, no hippie dirtbag clothes. You
need to make a statement. Show some flash.
Most men dress like douchebags these days.
Remember – every guy that walks in is the same
to her – a customer. You want to be different.
6. Not bringing enough cash.
You need to have some on hand. You don’t have
to spend it all – and we’ll talk about the right and
wrong ways to do that.
7. Don't flash cash the wrong way.
Spreading cash around the wrong way is acting
like you are concerned about how much or how
little you spend. Don’t be cheap - and don’t act
like you care. Get your stripper a bottled water
when they get off stage. They are busting
their ass.
9. Don’t act like all the other customer
dorks.
And remember it’s a strip club - you didn’t sign a
contract when you walked in so you don’t have to
to tell the truth. Her real name isn’t Jewel or
whatever the hell she tells you it is – so you don’t
have to use your real name either.
It’s a great time to reinvent yourself – it’s all
about escapism. It’s best not to let her know your
name, or what you actually do for a living. Lie
your ass off. Afterall, she is.
10. You purchase exactly no dances.
Trust us on this. You buy dances, you don’t sleep
with strippers.
11. Don’t go with a big group of guys.
Nothing says “mark” more than rolling to a strip
club in a big group.
12. If we had to pick one mistake that is a
“deal killer,” it’s not coming with the
proper style
Style of dress, attitude, and simply not acting like
a regular guy. This is also a good lesson for life:
Never act like regular guy.
13.Never be the White Knight
This probably the worst situation - when you hear
a guy trying to “white knight” with a stripper,
trying to get her out of “the life.”
Holy shit will she take you to the cleaners. It’s
amazing how many men fall for this – and think
they are “in love”. It’s akin to being in the friend
zone with a woman – where you do everything for
her and hang out with her, and never even get a
kiss.
Only this is much more expensive and
devastating. She will be sleeping with someone
else, and you’ll be paying for the apartment
they’re doing it in.
14. Never ask silly questions Another big mistake is asking her all
kinds of questions about what it’s like to be
a stripper.
This is the kiss of death – because you are
demonstrating that you don’t know what it’s like
to date a stripper – and your “resume” now says
customer, mark and dork – not boyfriend.
15. Ask her out!

no 5 was hilarious.

Makes sense.. lol

Abegii!

marieolae: Abegii!

why is it "paining" you? Are you a stripper?

good tips. I'll try them

You shouldn't even be dating a stripper..

Arva: You shouldn't even be dating a stripper..

Aren't they humans too

dre11:


Aren't they humans too

But they don't have the attributes of humanity.

Arva: You shouldn't even be dating a stripper..

Tooor. You too will say that. Tufiaka... #Strper ke

Arva:
But they don't have the attributes of humanity.

Which attributes of humanity have they lost then if I may ask....
She is a stripper and not a prostitute

keyzid:
Tooor. You too will say that. Tufiaka... #Strper ke

Of course you shouldn't......many of them are even prostîtutes.

dre11:


Which attributes of humanity have they lost then if I may ask....
She is a stripper and not a prostitute

So you'll date and marry someone who shows off vital parts of her body to eyes that aren't yours?

Arva:
Of course you shouldn't......many of them are even prostîtutes.