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How To Date A Stripper (guys Let's Go There! ) by yungchop: 7:35pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
1. Don’t use a credit card at a strip club. Ever. Regardless of your situation in life – you don’t want anything traceable back to some seedy gentlemen’s club. It shouldn’t be a surprise that you should never use credit cards in a strip club, yet so many suckers do it. And more than one man at some time in his life has been caught by this paper trail. Not to mention, there’s the huge possibility that you’ll end up spending more than you ever, ever should. Use cash. If the bartender says you need a credit card to open a tab, make sure you tell her that you’ll be settling in cash. There are so many reasons we don’t need to go into them all here. Not the least, what are you going to do with $300 dollars worth of “Fanny Cash” when you leave? That’s the unused play money they make you buy. It only makes you need to come back again to spend it. 2. Don’t concentrate on just one stripper. This is one of the most common mistakes you see guys make in a club. When you get all caught up in one girl you lose all your leverage. You need to have “options” – like in the art of the deal. Any businessman tell you that the key to success is to have multiple deals cooking at once. That’s Leverage and strip clubs are no different. 3. Avoid long, drawn-out conversations. Remember, these chicks are hustlers. They are going to come at you with the “sob story” of how they are trapped here, paying their way through college, yadda yadda…and the longer you get caught up in this shit the more chance they have to weave their magic spell on you. More than one man has fallen prey to “white knight” syndrome. And it puts you in total “customer” mode – which means she is in working mode. She has her set gambits and plan of attack – and the longer you let her get into it, the more you are seen as a target and not a boyfriend. This puts you at an extreme disadvantage. 4. Try not to call the place you are in a “strip club” or the girl a “stripper”. 5. Don’t dress like a schmuck. No business suits, no hippie dirtbag clothes. You need to make a statement. Show some flash. Most men dress like douchebags these days. Remember – every guy that walks in is the same to her – a customer. You want to be different. 6. Not bringing enough cash. You need to have some on hand. You don’t have to spend it all – and we’ll talk about the right and wrong ways to do that. 7. Don't flash cash the wrong way. Spreading cash around the wrong way is acting like you are concerned about how much or how little you spend. Don’t be cheap - and don’t act like you care. Get your stripper a bottled water when they get off stage. They are busting their ass. 9. Don’t act like all the other customer dorks. And remember it’s a strip club - you didn’t sign a contract when you walked in so you don’t have to to tell the truth. Her real name isn’t Jewel or whatever the hell she tells you it is – so you don’t have to use your real name either. It’s a great time to reinvent yourself – it’s all about escapism. It’s best not to let her know your name, or what you actually do for a living. Lie your ass off. Afterall, she is. 10. You purchase exactly no dances. Trust us on this. You buy dances, you don’t sleep with strippers. 11. Don’t go with a big group of guys. Nothing says “mark” more than rolling to a strip club in a big group. 12. If we had to pick one mistake that is a “deal killer,” it’s not coming with the proper style Style of dress, attitude, and simply not acting like a regular guy. This is also a good lesson for life: Never act like regular guy. 13.Never be the White Knight This probably the worst situation - when you hear a guy trying to “white knight” with a stripper, trying to get her out of “the life.” Holy shit will she take you to the cleaners. It’s amazing how many men fall for this – and think they are “in love”. It’s akin to being in the friend zone with a woman – where you do everything for her and hang out with her, and never even get a kiss. Only this is much more expensive and devastating. She will be sleeping with someone else, and you’ll be paying for the apartment they’re doing it in. 14. Never ask silly questions Another big mistake is asking her all kinds of questions about what it’s like to be a stripper. This is the kiss of death – because you are demonstrating that you don’t know what it’s like to date a stripper – and your “resume” now says customer, mark and dork – not boyfriend. 15. Ask her out! |
Re: How To Date A Stripper (guys Let's Go There! ) by philantoxx(m): 7:50pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
no 5 was hilarious. |
Re: How To Date A Stripper (guys Let's Go There! ) by igwedaboss(m): 7:52pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
Makes sense.. lol |
Re: How To Date A Stripper (guys Let's Go There! ) by marieolae(f): 7:53pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
Abegii! |
Re: How To Date A Stripper (guys Let's Go There! ) by yungchop: 8:00pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
marieolae: Abegii!why is it "paining" you? Are you a stripper? 1 Like |
Re: How To Date A Stripper (guys Let's Go There! ) by Baddestguyp(m): 11:46pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
good tips. I'll try them |
Re: How To Date A Stripper (guys Let's Go There! ) by Nobody: 11:48pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
You shouldn't even be dating a stripper.. |
Re: How To Date A Stripper (guys Let's Go There! ) by dre11(m): 11:50pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
Arva: You shouldn't even be dating a stripper.. Aren't they humans too |
Re: How To Date A Stripper (guys Let's Go There! ) by Nobody: 11:53pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
dre11:But they don't have the attributes of humanity. |
Re: How To Date A Stripper (guys Let's Go There! ) by Nobody: 11:56pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
Arva: You shouldn't even be dating a stripper..Tooor. You too will say that. Tufiaka... #Strper ke |
Re: How To Date A Stripper (guys Let's Go There! ) by dre11(m): 11:57pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
Arva: Which attributes of humanity have they lost then if I may ask.... She is a stripper and not a prostitute |
Re: How To Date A Stripper (guys Let's Go There! ) by Nobody: 11:57pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
keyzid:Of course you shouldn't......many of them are even prostîtutes. |
Re: How To Date A Stripper (guys Let's Go There! ) by Nobody: 11:59pm On Sep 18, 2014 |
dre11:So you'll date and marry someone who shows off vital parts of her body to eyes that aren't yours? |
Re: How To Date A Stripper (guys Let's Go There! ) by Nobody: 12:02am On Sep 19, 2014 |
Arva: |
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