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10 Mistakes Men Make While Trying To Woo A Lady by PrinceCharmiing(m): 1:39am On Sep 19, 2014 |
1. Showing too much sexual interest (Starting in Seduction): “The Creepy Guy” A lot of guys show sexual interest in a woman before they attract and qualify her. They make it obvious to a woman they’re only interested in taking sex from her, without any regard to her as a person. It’s as if they say, “You don’t know me, wanna have sex?” Rather than be a getter, why not be a giver? Before seducing her, it’s best to let her see what you’re about, bring her some joy, and build comfort and trust. That way, you’ve built sexual interest in her as well. 2. Being too Nice (Starting in Comfort): “The Nice Guy” On the opposite end, other men focus on not being a sexual threat and only building comfort. They’ll say things like “So, where are you from? Do you come here often?” before the woman knows anything about who this guy is. Share yourself first, and that will make her feel more comfortable sharing herself with you. And keeping the conversation fact-based is artificial. It’s best to make her FEEL first. Ironically, “The Nice Guy” technique still telegraphs sexual interest. He’s still trying to “get” but in hidden way. Giving favors, gifts, compliments, early protestations of love, and being afraid to rock the boat isn’t really giving because something is expected in return. It’s okay to be a sexual threat. In fact, to create sexual tension you need to be. 3. Not qualifying or listening (Attracting but No Comfort): “The Player” When a man attracts a woman first, but skips comfort, and goes straight for the sex, he becomes a player. This has three major drawbacks. a. Buyer’s Remorse. If you a rush a woman into sex too soon, she may regret it. So, avoid making out with her, especially if you’re in the club, and don’t lead her into the bathroom stall, unless all you want is a one night stand. It’s better to push her away: “We shouldn’t do this here.” Showing constraint is attractive. It also creates comfort and trust with her and increases sexual desire in her as a result. So, kiss her, but push her away. After you’ve built enough comfort, sexually arouse her in PRIVATE. b. She feels manipulated. For us, it can feel intoxicating when a woman shows interest in us. Before we protest our interest in her though, let her win us over first. Let her show us what she’s about. Let her EARN being with us. Let her WORK for us. After all, you don’t want to sleep with just anyone, do you? If you like who she is as a person, then show interest in her as a person. If we don’t do this, she may feel like she’s just a body and that we just go for anyone. Besides, who values handouts? A player is smooth but rushes to sex. A Venuisan Artist doesn’t push for sex, but gets her to work for us first. c. Her guard comes up. If you cross the line into seduction too early without listening to her, spending a few hours with her (between 4-10 hours–7 hours on average), bouncing her to different locations, showing a vulnerable, honest side, connecting, laughing, touching comfortably, showing constraint, she will feel uncomfortable with your seducing her. Most likely, she’ll resist. Don’t make sex the priority. Build comfort and trust with her first. By not pouncing, she’ll more likely pounce you. 4. Not Touching Her (Attracting but Stuck in Comfort): “The Friend Zone” On the opposite end, if a man spends too much time in comfort, he’ll get stuck in the friend zone. This usually happens when we don’t kino her. When we don’t kino, often it’s because we don’t want to “offend.” We won’t “offend” if we’re the friendly guy who speaks with his hands and touches everyone, not just the target. High-fives, hugs, hand-shakes, arm taps are accepted public forms of touch. In a discreet way, also squeeze her hand and see if she squeezes back. If she does, play with her fingers but then drop her hands. This slips sexual feeling into the interaction without being overt about it. When alone, touch her leg with yours, smell her neck, brush a hair from her face to match the gradual escalation of emotional intimacy. Touch eliminates the friend zone. 5. Not creating sexual tension (Do Balance Indicators of Interest with Disinterest) The “sexual” part of sexual tension comes from taking on the role of a dominant man interacting with a “cute” girl. The “tension” comes from the conflict of play-fighting. Tension is also the feeling of “what will happen next?” To the girl, this is exciting. She feels challenged–her pretty face for once isn’t sufficient to win over this guy. So, we must show disinterest: for example, walk away at the height of an interaction, or make her laugh with a neg instead of giving her a predictable compliment. We must also show interest too: for example smile, touch, show her appreciation when it’s deserved. In this way, we communicate with the woman inside her, not with with her polite, artificial social persona. Play-fight with her. Dominant man versus “cute” girl. This sparks sexual tension, and attraction, in her. 6. Trying Too Hard Here are some examples of trying too hard: showing off, bragging, exaggerating accomplishments, asking a million questions, not allowing any silences, spending loads of money, entertaining her, trying to make her laugh constantly, getting interested in her way too fast, investing all our energies in one girl. Way too exhausting. The best pickup artists not only hunt, they farm. Go after one girl, get nothing. Go after 10 girls; get 7 awesome pivots and 3 lays (the best of the bunch, of course). You can only choose from the women who choose you. That means if you want to have choice, you have to be the man who talks to a lot of women. How can a girl chase us if we plant our feet in front of her and never move? Lie back and roll off. You’re the prize. Let the woman chase you. Jealousy plotlines can be an integral way to make the most beautiful women chase you. 7. Not Being Prepared Generating a conversation out of thin air with complete strangers isn’t an easy task, so having some icebreakers prepared helps. Whip out a cheat sheet and fill it with negs, kino (write out the kino, however mundane, with negs and DHVs like stage directions), DHVs, and qualifiers. You’ll need enough material to engage a woman for 25 to 40 minutes, though ultimately you’ll need to fill 7 hours. Of that time, only the first few minutes should be A-2 material. Once we’ve hooked a woman, qualify her. We’ll stale out a set if we over-attract without having her work to attract us. We also demonstrate cluelessness about how to read a woman. Being prepared also means getting into the right state, which is a playful, positive, talkative state. Also, knowing where to bounce girls, and having logistics handled, is part of being prepared, as well as being groomed, clean, having condoms, and gum. Practice in the mirror before going out if you have to, it lends a degree of self-awareness in the field. And when you’re ready for that woman of particular beauty, forget everything and be in the moment. Ironically, preparation makes flow possible. 8. Being Too Logical and Factual Showing off our intellect doesn’t create attraction. Our intellect speaks to her logic, not her emotions. Not smiling, keeping a monotone, factual voice, and being silent altogether doesn’t create attraction either. Where’s the juice? Women respond much more to a man who smiles and who’s expressive. This shows warmth and feeling. Women would rather feel. Rather than explain, or talk about facts and logic, or be overly serious, talk about emotional subjects, play with her, sweep her up into your arms and dance, talk about things that light you up. Passion and enthusiasm are aphrodisiacs for women. When you’re enthusiastic about something, she’ll be swept up in those good feelings and won’t want to part from them. Make a woman feel wonderful. She’ll associate feeling wonderful with you. 9. Demonstrating Lower Value When we portray ourselves in a lower-value way with women, it kills her attraction for us. The way we portray ourselves begins in our thoughts. Instead of focusing on our insecurities in our thoughts, highlight strengths and accomplishments. Then when we’re talking with women, our positive light will naturally shine through, which increases her attraction for us. As a side note, self-deprecating humor only works when everyone is aware of one’s strengths. It becomes a form of humility, which is attractive. But when we self-deprecate without our strengths to contrast it with, it’s uncomfortable. So, why not meditate on our strengths in our thoughts? That way we grow into men of the highest value, like a self-fulfilling prophecy. 10. Fearing What She Thinks of You Who cares what she might think of us? For that matter, who cares what anyone might think of us? All the great pickup artists seem to have one thing in common: social freedom. It’s so much more attractive to walk through the world without fear, especially without the fear of losing other people’s approval. “Approval” from others is flimsy, “approval” from within is solid. More important than getting the girl is serving a deeper purpose than women, and keeping focus on that purpose to its end with all of our hearts. Women can be sunshine in our lives, beautiful and inspiring, but true freedom comes not from getting her or from clinging to her, but from bringing our light into the world. The byproduct, not the goal, is we become a supremely attractive man to women, a man of particular value. 1 Like |
Re: 10 Mistakes Men Make While Trying To Woo A Lady by Welrez(m): 1:48am On Sep 19, 2014 |
First Commandment: Thou should not base your relationship on Nairaland lists, or get ready to marry in heaven or ... OP, great write-up though. 2 Likes |
Re: 10 Mistakes Men Make While Trying To Woo A Lady by polz(m): 1:49am On Sep 19, 2014 |
U cnt be cleared wif dis wack post... Go get an affidavit bruv!!! |
Re: 10 Mistakes Men Make While Trying To Woo A Lady by Priceless24(f): 1:59am On Sep 19, 2014 |
OP who do you expect to read this epistle just to get a woman? |
Re: 10 Mistakes Men Make While Trying To Woo A Lady by PrinceCharmiing(m): 2:27am On Sep 19, 2014 |
Priceless24: OP who do you expect to read this epistle just to get a woman?is she's worth it sha Welrez: First Commandment: Thou should not base your relationship on Nairaland lists, or get ready to marry in heaven or ...thanks jare polz: U cnt be cleared wif dis wack post...take your drugs well bro |
Re: 10 Mistakes Men Make While Trying To Woo A Lady by Ameerasexy(f): 2:40am On Sep 19, 2014 |
Nice one..I wish all men can learn frm this...Men and their orishirishi behaviour.. 1 Like |
Re: 10 Mistakes Men Make While Trying To Woo A Lady by Nobody: 2:51am On Sep 19, 2014 |
I honestly do feel sorry for men oh...So many rules |
Re: 10 Mistakes Men Make While Trying To Woo A Lady by kibo: 5:15am On Sep 19, 2014 |
Ameerasexy: Nice one..I wish all men can learn frm this...Men and their orishirishi behaviour.. Maybe you need to start paying the bills and working hard so that you wont need them. PrinceCharmiing: [size=16pt]is she's worth it sha[/size] op, you say wat ?? |
Re: 10 Mistakes Men Make While Trying To Woo A Lady by constance500: 5:27am On Sep 19, 2014 |
Touch her hair.. |
Re: 10 Mistakes Men Make While Trying To Woo A Lady by rattlesnake(m): 6:57am On Sep 19, 2014 |
So Wetin make we do |
Re: 10 Mistakes Men Make While Trying To Woo A Lady by Bigcake: 7:58am On Sep 19, 2014 |
Ameerasexy: Nice one..I wish all men can learn frm this...Men and their orishirishi behaviour..wetin even dey toto sef? Mbok that thing is an over hyped piece of meat. |
Re: 10 Mistakes Men Make While Trying To Woo A Lady by Nobody: 8:27am On Sep 19, 2014 |
glitest: I honestly do feel sorry for men oh...So many rules Rules are meant to broken. Besides nature makes it's better with mutual attraction. Sometimes we don't have to say a word to woo a girl. It's automatic wooing with mere looks. |
Re: 10 Mistakes Men Make While Trying To Woo A Lady by dre11(m): 9:54am On Sep 19, 2014 |
Making those mistake is one of those things that make relationship interesting and not following any rules or arrangement by anyone If we follow the rules...... We tailored our lives like a robot which is given a specific rules to follow and its output is according to the input... But as a humans ..... Rules are made to be broken due to The place u find itself Ur state of mind when the approach is made The immediate surroundings The person ur expressing ur mind and feelings to For spontaneous reactions To create an avenue for laughs and grin Etc...... Rules or no rules...... Just follow the times and let the moment dictate ur steps and flows |
Re: 10 Mistakes Men Make While Trying To Woo A Lady by philantoxx(m): 10:11am On Sep 19, 2014 |
bought |
Re: 10 Mistakes Men Make While Trying To Woo A Lady by AfricanApple(f): 10:13am On Sep 19, 2014 |
though I do not exactly agree with your number 5 but this is a great list and very educative lota guys makes did mistake a lot while some is not actually mistakes, they know what they are doing. any guys who shows signs of intimacy before I get acquainted with him should count me out cos I will just lock up for u |
Re: 10 Mistakes Men Make While Trying To Woo A Lady by AfricanApple(f): 10:16am On Sep 19, 2014 |
dre11: Making those mistake is one of those things that make relationship interesting and not following any rules or arrangement by anyonedid u readbd post well at all. this is not about relationship and d list is not a rule, its just pointing out mistakes made by u guys when wooing us. so did is not a rule u follow but a list to learn from |
Re: 10 Mistakes Men Make While Trying To Woo A Lady by dre11(m): 10:26am On Sep 19, 2014 |
AfricanApple: did u readbd post well at all. this is not about relationship and d list is not a rule, its just pointing out mistakes made by u guys when wooing us. so did is not a rule u follow but a list to learn from And if we don't make those mistake...... What wil make the wooing aspect intresting Because if every guy has condition himself to this lay out rules...... Then the actions becomes predictive and somehow boring because u know that toaster A will follow the same rules as wooer B up to Z. |
Re: 10 Mistakes Men Make While Trying To Woo A Lady by lawrenceunaa: 12:07pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
op are you expecting me to read this constitution you pasted without giving credit to the source |
Re: 10 Mistakes Men Make While Trying To Woo A Lady by Donfamous(m): 12:44pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
dre11: Making those mistake is one of those things that make relationship interesting and not following any rules or arrangement by anyoneexactly, it looks as if I'm working according to scripts, some girls like shy guys y some don't, some love ur flaws joke with and and even like u more, while some doesn't, that epistle is just too much Jare |
Re: 10 Mistakes Men Make While Trying To Woo A Lady by Nobody: 1:14pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
Ameerasexy: Nice one..I wish all men can learn frm this...Men and their orishirishi behaviour..Meaning? |
Re: 10 Mistakes Men Make While Trying To Woo A Lady by computerboy: 1:48pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
Bigcake: wetin even dey toto sef? Mbok that thing is an over hyped piece of meat. Rolling |
Re: 10 Mistakes Men Make While Trying To Woo A Lady by jayjagz: 1:48pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
#Gbam! |
Re: 10 Mistakes Men Make While Trying To Woo A Lady by Nobody: 5:38pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
Ceasar1: It happens in very rare cases |
Re: 10 Mistakes Men Make While Trying To Woo A Lady by rioemmanuel(m): 7:33pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
Even if you gonna give me an Iphone6, am still not gonna read that crap up there |
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