1. When you asked how much porn he watches. Whatever answer he gave you, double it. Now double it again. Now double it again. He’s probably watching porn right now.

2. When you asked how many people he’s slept with. When you asked this question, his brain went into a panic mode. As neurons began firing off randomly, the number he blurted out while sweating through his shirt was either three lower or three higher than the actual number. Either he wanted to downplay his sexual promiscuity or he wanted to seem more experienced than he really is. It is always three off, because that’s the perfect, believable bump up or down.

3. When he didn’t text you back and he said he was asleep. He saw the text, then forgot about it immediately because he was playing the new PES. Telling you he fell asleep dreaming of you is way better than, “I was super into football video games.”

4. When you asked if he thought any of your friends were hot. You have to have at least one hot friend. He can think she’s hot objectively without being sexually attracted to her. However, he will never bother trying to explain that distinction to you. Instead, he will say no.

5. When you asked him if he’d like to hang out with all your friends one night. He probably said yes. What he didn’t say was, “That sounds like a nightmarish hellscape of bleak, half-assed dancing as the sky fills with the shrieks of drunk women.” He didn’t say that because he is not stupid. He was thinking it though, believe you me.


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