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Things that happen in Nigeria by Philtrik(m): 10:47am On Sep 20, 2014
WELCOME TO NIGERIA

1. Where loosing a phone is more
painful than loosing VIRGINITY....
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2. Where Bathroom has become photo STUDIO...
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3. Where getting a GALAXY phone is greater than
achieving a DEGREE...
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4. Where yahoo boys have brighter future than graduates...
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5. Where temples are turned into dating points....
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6. Where worshiping God in truth & spirit is very
difficult...
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7. Where lies are turned into realities...
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8. Where pizza delivery is faster than emergency
response.
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9. Where people fear thieves, robbers & Boko Haram than God...
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8. Where people go to mosque/church with
BB chargers rather than Quran/Bible.
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9. Where we have highest number of musician due to
unemployment.
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10. Where the higher your offense the lower ur punishment and vice versa.
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11. Where the number of churches & mosques are more than the worshipers...
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12. Where religion and ethnicity are the main opium on the mases.
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13. Where we praise NEPA {up NEPA} on a daily basis much more than we praise GOD.
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14. Where a school drop-out politician is Ten times richer and more respected than a professor.

15. Where unemployed youths pick up weapons to
fight in support of the politicians who deprive them of employment & a good living.
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16. Where actually Mr President dont even give a damn.
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17. Where prostitutes has turned to commercial sex workers because of unemployment.
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WHAT A COUNTRY!!!
Re: Things that happen in Nigeria by bullyman36(m): 11:16am On Sep 20, 2014
Welcome to Nairaland, where we have the highest population of fools cheesy grin

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Re: Things that happen in Nigeria by Gloria3389(f): 11:47am On Sep 20, 2014
bullyman36: Welcome to Nairaland, where we have the highest population of fools cheesy grin
plus highest number of atheists
Re: Things that happen in Nigeria by Gloria3389(f): 11:52am On Sep 20, 2014
u are correct but 8,10,11,13,14......is just too right....especially 13 gringringrin
PROUDLY NIGERIAN
Re: Things that happen in Nigeria by Philtrik(m): 11:33pm On Sep 20, 2014
That is Nigeria 4 u.

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