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Things that happen in Nigeria by Philtrik(m): 10:47am On Sep 20, 2014 |
WELCOME TO NIGERIA 1. Where loosing a phone is more painful than loosing VIRGINITY.... . 2. Where Bathroom has become photo STUDIO... . 3. Where getting a GALAXY phone is greater than achieving a DEGREE... . 4. Where yahoo boys have brighter future than graduates... . 5. Where temples are turned into dating points.... . 6. Where worshiping God in truth & spirit is very difficult... . 7. Where lies are turned into realities... . 8. Where pizza delivery is faster than emergency response. . 9. Where people fear thieves, robbers & Boko Haram than God... . 8. Where people go to mosque/church with BB chargers rather than Quran/Bible. . 9. Where we have highest number of musician due to unemployment. . 10. Where the higher your offense the lower ur punishment and vice versa. . 11. Where the number of churches & mosques are more than the worshipers... . 12. Where religion and ethnicity are the main opium on the mases. . 13. Where we praise NEPA {up NEPA} on a daily basis much more than we praise GOD. . 14. Where a school drop-out politician is Ten times richer and more respected than a professor. 15. Where unemployed youths pick up weapons to fight in support of the politicians who deprive them of employment & a good living. . 16. Where actually Mr President dont even give a damn. . 17. Where prostitutes has turned to commercial sex workers because of unemployment. . WHAT A COUNTRY!!! |
Re: Things that happen in Nigeria by bullyman36(m): 11:16am On Sep 20, 2014 |
Welcome to Nairaland, where we have the highest population of fools 1 Like |
Re: Things that happen in Nigeria by Gloria3389(f): 11:47am On Sep 20, 2014 |
bullyman36: Welcome to Nairaland, where we have the highest population of foolsplus highest number of atheists |
Re: Things that happen in Nigeria by Gloria3389(f): 11:52am On Sep 20, 2014 |
u are correct but 8,10,11,13,14......is just too right....especially 13 PROUDLY NIGERIAN |
Re: Things that happen in Nigeria by Philtrik(m): 11:33pm On Sep 20, 2014 |
That is Nigeria 4 u. |
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