The Kingdom of God is liken unto three market women who went to the market to buy goods. The first went to the market and bought all her goods and return to the bus-stop where the bus will pick her up. The second went likewise and on getting to the seller, she started gossiping and discussing earthly matters. While the third went also and bought her goods, and on getting to the bustop, she remembered that she had forgotten to buy some other goods, so she went back to the market. Finally the bus arrived and pick up the first market woman, but the other market women were left behind. The first woman is liken to a believer who have focused his mind on heaven. The second is liken to a fellow who after coming to the world, mixed up with the world and forgot about his Creator and about returning home. The third is liken to a believer whom after recieving Christ, got pulled back by earthly desires. Remember Jesus' word in Luk 9:62 "No one, having put his hand to the plow, and looking back is fit for the kingdom of God". Will you be ready and well prepared when Jesus comes back? How have you been preparing for eternity?

Waiting for the parable of the 7 prostitutess and their big membered clients.

@op - any parable of a naked man and woman in a swimming pool? pls share..

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Scyllapatron: @op - any parable of a naked man and woman in a swimming pool? pls share..

AlfaSeltzer: Waiting for the parable of the 7 prostitutess and their big membered clients.

what are you two doing in religious section of this site?

Simpsonrocket:

what are you two doing in religious section of this site?

Which section would you rather we be at?

AlfaSeltzer:

Which section would you rather we be at?

Joke section

urheme:


Joke section

carry yourself waka go fashion section jare!!

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AlfaSeltzer:
Waiting for the parable of the 7 prostitutess and their big membered clients.

All your comments on this forum keeps reinforcing the fact that there is something fundamentally wrong with.
Is this how you are gonna end up?

lastmessenger:

All your comments on this forum keeps reinforcing the fact that there is something fundamentally wrong with.
Is this how you are gonna end up?

says the man the believes an illiterate dead jew created him in his image and likeness.

AlfaSeltzer:


says the man the believes an illiterate dead jew created him in his image and likeness.

ANd you believe in that idiot that was chased outta heaven because of greed and selfishness . Just as satan is an idiot so you are an idiot. Like father like son.

lastmessenger:

ANd you believe in that idiot that was chased outta heaven because of greed and selfishness . Just as satan is an idiot so you are an idiot. Like father like son.

please articulate. you don't need to show illiteracy just because your god was one.

AlfaSeltzer:


please articulate. you don't need to show illiteracy just because your god was one.

No need. You are lost, waiting for the announcement of your funeral. Any of these days your master( satan ) will kill you.

Simpsonrocket:
The Kingdom of God is liken unto three market women who went to the market to buy goods. The first went to the market and bought all her goods and return to the bus-stop where the bus will pick her up. The second went likewise and on getting to the seller, she started gossiping and discussing earthly matters. While the third went also and bought her goods, and on getting to the bustop, she remembered that she had forgotten to buy some other goods, so she went back to the market. Finally the bus arrived and pick up the first market woman, but the other market women were left behind. The first woman is liken to a believer who have focused his mind on heaven. The second is liken to a fellow who after coming to the world, mixed up with the world and forgot about his Creator and about returning home. The third is liken to a believer whom after recieving Christ, got pulled back by earthly desires. Remember Jesus' word in Luk 9:62 "No one, having put his hand to the plow, and looking back is fit for the kingdom of God". Will you be ready and well prepared when Jesus comes back? How have you been preparing for eternity?

y d women no go market wey dwy near their house?

She go wait for another bus na


If bus no dey, okada nko