Dayjhihannon01: hehhehe... Pictures or.............

shoefreak: Pic of wetin? My shoes? Hehehehe... trust me, e plenty small.

Me sef know say na bad habit.

Wetin una dey do for hia sef?! Gossip? Woo? Yab? Matchmake? Make money? Chil? Flex?? E-Fûck?

KelvinGraphics:

Lolz

Hwfa

alomosweets: Lucky number two. Yay! Thanks, Kay. I'll be there unfailingly.

englishmart: if I no attend this birthday eh! Walahi, I go kill myself.

Leetunechi:

boss.

I gentle o

5k wey i see mek u drop for my acct

u don doam

KelvinGraphics:
I am about to drop 10k 4 ya

missberrypop5: naijaboiy are you watching football?

naijaboiy:

missberrypop5: hahahahaha

Please I need a shoulder to cry on

naijaboiy:
Please I need a shoulder to cry on

Ksslib: That post too long to quote.

Happy birthday in advance kelvinGraphics .

Your pre birthday speech and arrangement tough pass Nigeria match sef. Kudos.

KelvinGraphics:
Nwanne mmadu.... I see U bro. U are mouthed.


Bia, isi na inozi Obodo oyibo??

Romanciella: oh wow me too 24th sept.....

naijaboiy:
Please I need a shoulder to cry on

missberrypop5: eiyah, here's my shoulder you can lean on meeeeeee

Sycluxxx: Kelvingraphics

KelvinGraphics: BIRTHDAY!         BIRTHDAY!!         BIRTHDAY!!!

Attention Pretty/Ugly Ladies  and  Handsome/worwor gentlemen/boyz

You are hereby implored to take out lil time from your tight schedules to come and e-celebrate/e-party with me on my birthday which is coming up on Thursday the 25th of September, 2014 here on Nairaland...  

You are all welcome to join a brother to celebrate his birthday in style kuz that’s the best gift you can offer him. I'm aware that this may be the first time dis kinda e-event is holding here on NL but don’t worry i promise it would be fun and worth attending, u won’t have any regrets gracing the event. (na one day something dey start sha)

The event will be having two phases:

 1.   There will be a normal birthday thread where U can drop your birthday/goodwill messages. The Thread will be created by my Queen CDAMSEL but the event would be anchored by one of Nairaland finest, M.C Leetunechi!! who will be assisted by DAVEP.

 2.   Afterwards, there would be a wild birthday party/bash at NL Bar/Hotel and Relaxation Center(manged by JBLUV55)(click to visit) where we'll party till dawn or when momma calls .

. There'll be a lot to drink and eat (smoking of weed is at the smokers risk kuz if NairaLand  NDLEA catch U, na 15years ban be that o )
 
. Also, there'll be live musical performance by our Nairaland musical acts like Coogar, JigsawKillah, Ksslib, KiddaBlinggz, Lanicky, Xtarxhyne, etc

.   WOOING of babe’s is very much ALLOWED  But laying them at the bar is NOT ALLOWED  at all. U either take her home or book a room at the Hotel.... (I understand say Konji na  bastard but na human being still dey control bastard)

.    Ladies, please U are NOT allowed to wear long skirt to the party. Hollandis Wrapper is allowed tho but preferably bumper shot is the best.
     
. As for the guys, abeg you can wear agbada and slippers to the main event no wahala but DON’T even try wearing it to party/bash kuz na Dog go pursue you go back.        

. If you don’t have a babe you can still come, XSENGA and GGRIN will be very much available  to take care of you

·   Please, ejor, biko, do Allah, abeg no fighting at all, either at the event or at the bash... If you try am na 15years ban be that... Biko we are supposed to be celebrating and not fighting.

·    Don’t worry about when you are going to wake up the next day and start heading for work. I have told President G.E.J. to make the next day which is Friday a work free day all over Naija. And i have also told Oga SEUN to declare from tomorrow till Friday a work free day for all his Mods so they can come party with us. **Haba them be human being too na**  Xo Farano, Ujsizzle, Mynd44 and Obinoscopy U guys shoud start dusting your dancing shoes.. We go Sekem and Shakee Bodi all night long.

·    PLEASE THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE, If you can’t make it to the event and wish to send over your gift to me through my bank account please feel free to contact me either by using your PM button or Whatsapping me via my NL signature..

NOTE: The Chairlady of the Occasion is no other but our own Nairaland MAMMY (IDOWUOGBO aka Badosky)

     VIP tickets are still on sale, contact either JBLUV55, LEETUNECHI, DAVEP, CDAMSEL, FRANKBEN, IDOWUOGBO and preorder for yours now.. *HURRY Now kuz we have em limited in stock**   MEANWHILE, Regular’s ticket is FFEE for everyone juts that regulars no go sidon for front seat.
 
BELOW IS THE OFFICIAL INVITATION CARD
Thank you in advance as you honour this Invitation.
 
www.nairaland.com/attachments/1725678_img20140922wa002_jpeg61848ff4ee991fd7d8d42c4a89b08bd4

Please after getting this I.V and you refuse to share it so that your followers can see it and also get to be aware about the birthday that is coming up soon then you are not helping me be that. And after reading this without gracing any of the events... know it that Dia ris God oooo

Una Good morning my people.. Looking forward to seeing U all at the event

CC:

farano: Chairlady of food and drinks should be me

farano: Chairlady of food and drinks should be me

priscaoge:

Hahahahha, na 4 front I go sidon

NEPA just de behave well since cos dem sef know say NL go hear my story come 25th Sept

temigracie: ...you wan displace me abi??

KelvinGraphics:
PriscaOge has assumed that post already dear
Choose anoda position

farano: lol..kelvingraphics oya come and clarify this.

temigracie: ...you wan displace me abi??

priscaoge:

Even U sef...Una no de hear say that position is occupied already Abi u and Farano wan make I postponed d Bday bash?

farano: lol..kelvingraphics oya come and clarify this.

priscaoge:

Even U sef...Una no de hear say that position is occupied already Abi u and Farano wan make I postponed d Bday bash?

Sycluxxx: Kelvingraphics

KelvinGraphics:
Thanks my Niggah