1. Intelligence; nobody would like to date an olodo rabata na, abi? So in this case you try to come up with the highest mark in your dept or be the best in practicals. this way, everyboy would wanna associate with that whiz kid. By so doing am sure she must have noticed you.
2. The friend syndrome ; try to make friends with her friends!! This helps a lot especially when you and her friends are close pallys and share almost everything in common like being a gossip. This way she won't want to be left out hence she will notice you.
3. The device tracker; try to be in places where she is even though you are not suppose to be there. Maybe like in a library when she read you too force yourself to read, she be like av come across this face before . And if she enters mr . Biggs , try and enter too even if na 100naira meat pie make you buy, she will notice that you are every where she goes implying that you share things in common so she will notice you.
perfect actions ; if you get the chance to sit close to her, never dare try to mess , or if you notice that you body wants to start oozing smell quickly get up and find another spot.
5. Always look posh! ; even if you no get money try wear designers jare even if na tiff you go tiff am, this way you will look different from others, so she'll want to know who that posh guy is.
6. Gathering liver this one is for guys with liver, just walk to her and say girl I don dey eye you since now, will you be mine?! You might even wanna hug her, but if she load MTN card for your face just no drop the call oh, hold am till una part ways o, when next you see na to pick race o.

Padi mi wa sere jhor

How about you

GET A JOB!

So you can be noticed?

tosyne2much: Padi mi wa sere jhor

paadi mi I see you jare unionised <------- with this kind wrong english you no go even see job, so go and die

Ok........






Well taken

I want ColdFeet to notice me.

yungchop: paadi mi I see you jare unionised <------- with this kind wrong english you no go even see job, so go and die

. I go understand d bolded brother.. ?

You go fear crush now......

tosyne2much: . I go understand d bolded brother.. ?

wasn't for you bro, check that fool under you with unionised as a moniker, he asked me to get a job, abeg person wey spell union as unionised go fit get job?

....Do i have a crush??....No, i dont think so...

temigracie: ....Do i have a crush??....No, i dont think so...

confess jor am your crush

Unionised: How about you

GET A JOB!

So you can be noticed?

what has got to do with this brother ?

yungchop: wasn't for you bro, check that fool under you with unionised as a moniker, he asked me to get a job, abeg person wey spell union as unionised go fit get job?

no be hin fault... He lacks foresight ni

temigracie: ....Do i have a crush??....No, i dont think so...

Same here

Hahhaahahahahahaa... Funny... Nice post

Hmm. True. Fair play

seriously....maybe when its time but am still too young for that

nice one@op

yungchop u ve grown. Nice post

prettythicksme: nice one@op

. That No 3 looks creepy na. Won't be you scared of a someone stalking you?

Charles4075: . That No 3 looks creepy na. Won't be you scared of a someone stalking you?

not really but it works

wouldn't be nice if after trying out all these sweet stuffs out...

You end up being FRIEND-ZONED !

boy- so babe what do you think ?

girl - Uhm the thing is av got a guy, look, you're a nice guy okay,lets jes be friends.

Kachisbarbie:
He has really grown o
...yungchop my guy...lol

barbie how re u doing nw

Waiter, give him one mighty bowl of nkwobi dia!

OP, I don't need to tell you that you have spoken well.

This shi* ryt ere got me cracked up

Kachisbarbie:
He has really grown o
...yungchop my guy...lol

Aunty edith and broda chibwike, boys need to grow na

Kachisbarbie:
I dey o and you? Hope you are good too...takia
Truetalk @OP

am gud dear..how did ur sunday go.

I hv many gals dat amu dying for here
Op o shey jor ma lo

Dis 1 na for people wey get crush or crushes.

temigracie: ....Do i have a crush??....No, i dont think so...

you do