2fine4u, I am here ohhhh.lol

My sisters good evening oooo

oh good they are here waoh hotstepper u understood wat i typed, that's good

yes ohh.u uys lessons and encourgaments r working

seun i got oji (kola) no be bribe kola ! more blessed days ahead ! isehi (amen)

nwa nimo( anambra state)

god bless Nigeria!

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ndi igbo me ka nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ooooooooo ! so this thread don long like dis, i can't belive it, hahahahaha seun no bi se we re se we re se we re bi this ooo this nah for my people heheheh Ndi igbo kwenu ! kwenu !! kwezo nu ooooooooooooooo Chikwu gozie enu ooooooooooooooo ( Amen ) i have colanut here for you guys and shinap shinap.

@Superman, r u 4rom Nimo?

@ndigbo,

lay more emphasis on kolanuts o. it is the symbol of nigerian unity. grown mostly in the west, eaten mostly in the north, and revered mostly in the east. as u guys say, he who brings kola, brings life.

igbozuo nuooo

O-B-J NA EKELE NUUU OO

Hotstepper yes im from nimo!damn u fine ! infact i go marry u can i!

ndewo nu oooooo.
Babyosisi n'ekele unu oooooooo

Hey guys. I am extra happy today.

wetin shele?

Saw a friend I never saw in yrs. My very good friend from primary school. Came on a vacation here in chicago. I am so very happy. Never believed I could see her again.

it's a small world .no be so?

Na so oo. We will be going out tomorrow to have some good fun. When I saw her at the mall with her aunty, I couldn't believe my eyes. We did our lil thing and it was crazy out there.

@superman, 10x 4 ur compliment, marry ke!!!lol, well I know Omile and Ibida from Nimo, I am from Nnewi maself

edygirl:

Na so oo. We will be going out tomorrow to have some good fun. When I saw her at the mall with her aunty, I couldn't believe my eyes. We did our lil thing and it was crazy out there.

I remember those ur thing in primary sch. So u guys played ten ten abi suwe?

A small world we r in

igbo kwere gawa.i'm enjoying this thread.

nna m bu onye obilubi,na ime obazu,na ime mbieri l.g.a na imo state, mana umerenne m bu umuawo,na ime ejemekuru,na ime oguta l.g.a na otu imo statia ahu.but i'm staying in the u.k at the moment.

I'M EXTRA PROUD TO BE IGBO.

IGBO NWERE MMADU.

ndewo my broda.
bia taa oji.

ekele diri gi nke ukwuuu,nwanne m nwoke or nwanne m nwanyi lol. odika iima na otego oji guwalum.

enwere m ose oji na palmi fo the oji oh, so bianu were ya taa oji unu

cha cha cha cha umunnaaaa kwenu.yaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!

khm khm khm(clears throat) ehhm, onye wetara oji wetara ndu.

onye na achota nwoke luru nwanyi ohuru n'abali makwa ihe ochoro ihu.

imo ga ebi, abia ebiri, anambra ga adi, enugu adilikwa, ebonyi ya gazie, umunne anyi nokwa na delta, ya na mbamiri(rivers) ekeleeem, obu toshmann nwa mama. nwa amuru amu. nwata azuru azu o wee too buru dimkpa nwoke mara ezi nma, weee nwekwa ezi agwa. obu m na ekele unuoooo.

onye si na ogaghi adiri igbo nma, mkpumkpu doro kwa ya n'azu(iseee). odu ogologo to kwaa ya n'ike(iseee). afo dukwa ya n'imi.(iseee) ibi dakwa ya na umu ya (iseee) ya muo nwa ,nwa ya burukwa ossama bin laden(iseeee), ya muo nwanyi ,nwata nwanyi ahu burukwa ossama bin linda.(iseee)

ndi be anyi nma nma nuoooo(iseeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

JESUS CHRIST, wat happened 2 translation my people? plz help those who are suffering, thanks

OMG, toshmann u crackin me up in here osama bin linda? lmao buh mind how u use that name linda oh
awww hotstepper, i wud hav loved to translate it to u buh then it wont be that funny and besides it's too much stuff to translate i cant summarize it either cuzz then it wont make sense

toshmann:

cha cha cha cha umunnaaaa kwenu.yaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!

khm khm khm(clears throat) ehhm, onye wetara oji wetara ndu.

onye na achota nwoke luru nwanyi ohuru n'abali makwa ihe ochoro ihu.

imo ga ebi, abia ebiri, anambra ga adi, enugu adilikwa, ebonyi ya gazie, umunne anyi nokwa na delta, ya na mbamiri(rivers) ekeleeem, obu toshmann nwa mama. nwa amuru amu. nwata azuru azu o wee too buru dimkpa nwoke mara ezi nma, weee nwekwa ezi agwa. obu m na ekele unuoooo.

onye si na ogaghi adiri igbo nma, mkpumkpu doro kwa ya n'azu(iseee). odu ogologo to kwaa ya n'ike(iseee). afo dukwa ya n'imi.(iseee) ibi dakwa ya na umu ya (iseee) ya muo nwa ,nwa ya burukwa ossama bin laden(iseeee), ya muo nwanyi ,nwata nwanyi ahu burukwa ossama bin linda.(iseee)

ndi be anyi nma nma nuoooo(iseeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

translation: he who brings kola brings life
he who visits a newly married man at night knows what he wants to see.
imo shall live, abia shall live,anambra shall be, enugu shall also be. ebonyi, may it be well with you.all our brethren in delta and rivers state,i greet you.it is me, toshmann, an important child of our mother,well brought up from childhood into being a well behaved and handsome man. i am greeting u all.

anyone who says that it will not be well with the ibos, may he have hunchback(amen),may he have a tail(amen)may his stomach bloat up to his nose(amen)may he and his children have scrotal elephantiasis(amen)if he has a child,may the child be useless to him as ossama bin laden(amen) if he has a daughter may she be osamma bin linda(amen)
my people i greeet ooo.(aaaameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen)

whew!!!that was hot translation
@hotstepper,

translation fees=£200. payable to toshmann nwa mama @ #419 akirika avenue, enfield,middlesex, japan.

Ndewo nu o!

Chei! Igbo n'atu uto n'anti! Chukwu gozie umu igbo n'enu uwa nine!

Igbo Kwenu!

what does kwenu mean

Ndi Igbo kwenu!!!. Hope you all had a good weekend, Mine sucked cause I had to walk all weekend, Oh well it's for a good cause. Saving up so we could travel home next year.

It pleases me to see this thread still going. And Igbo  haters say we not united. Come and see now

someone please answer

literal translation Igbo kwenu means "igbos answer"
but it is used as a greeting.
It is a universal Igbo greeting that cuts across all Igbo nation.
You are not Igbo I suppose.

It is similar to saying.
Hello my good people.
It is normally said with a good dose of umph and the response yaaaaa is always resounding.

In any Igbo meeting or function,almost all the speakers start off saying
Igbo kwenu,kwenu,kwezuonu and the response yaaa follows all the three greeting above.They end their speeches the same way too.

there are usually proverbs and wise sayings following and in Igbo land,those wise sayings are never interpreted,it is assumed that any Igbo man or woman who was given suck by an Igbo woman should know the meaning or else,they said the dowry paid to marry the individual's mother would be in vain.

I've given some free Igbo lessons here.
Kwezuonu yaaaa.

Teach them babyosisi, When I have my first child I'll send him to you so you can teach him some sense