ghettochyk:

@uche
where are the oriental brothers from? i've heard of a photogrpahy company in my village wit da same name

ghettochk mind kwa onwe gi.I am talking about one of the most popular Igbo band in History and you are talking about one yeye photographic company in one obscure village!
What is the name of your village?

edygirl:

Nna uchenna idi very funny. Okwa giwa siri mmadu kitikpa racha ya anya. Gosh!! ochi egbue m here.

Ochi egbue kwa na gi.E nwere m ego nji atu utu akwa ma ozu.
I have this Nkanu friend by name Oluchi and wheneva she starts flowing in her dialect i make sure i am 20 yards away from her.

Nna I na- ata igbo a ata. Jiri waaayooo.

ghettochyk:

"ebe ahu" or "nga ahu" would be "ngwo"

"ebe a" or "nga a" cud be "nga a" or "anyii"

"gini" would be "ngeree"

"gaa laba" (go to bed) would be[b] "gee lakpuru"[/b]


"isi gini" (what did you say?) would be "ishi ngere" and so on.

everyting that's "si" as in "isi", "nsi", would be "ishi", "nshi", "shi" (to say), etc.

I have an aunt that's married to a man from Ogwu in Enugu State and I frankly do not understand most of the things they say in their local dialect.

Igbo kwenu ooo, the thread was way down the forum so i decided to bump it up

You do well.
How toshman now

Tosh is working 5 jobs to afford the heavy dowry.
Abeg make una give am good discount lol

2fine4u, if tthat is true then that is not fair
I bu onye owerri? I hear say na them dowry dey heavy pass?

@babyosisi
How go dey go now?

aahh uche, amaghi m kwa ebe babyosis si nu nka ahu, tosh is doin his normal job and the dowry is something he can afford. so no worry

Uche2nna:

You do well.
How toshman now

tosh is doin fine oh, he's busy wit skool and said i shd say hi to yall

2fine4u:

tosh is doin fine oh, he's busy wit school and said i should say hi to yall

Aiight!
When we go come chop chicken and cake nawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

No body is even asking for me Na wa for una oooo.Ok God dey sha

ZuluNation:

No body is even asking for me Na wa for una oooo.Ok God dey sha

@all,
how is zulunation now?

@babyosisi,
ama m na ihughi m n'anya ma oli. kedu kwa nu nke bu na m na aru oru ise? aghotaghi m gi ma oli. ibu enyi ka ibu onye iro? kedu ihe m mere gi?

@2fine4tosh,
asa m gbachi ndi obi ojoo nti. mgusia akwukwo, m bia ebe ino wee luo gi. anyi ga eme ka ndi nairalandi mara. ya bu olulu ga ada uda n'uwa nile.

Uche2nna:

@babyosisi
How go dey go now?

My brother I dey.
I am working hard to afford my trip to Naija this Christmas.

Tosh Tosh,you know I like teasing you now.
It looks like the sun is shinning down on you at last.

We may be joking about this whole Tosh and 2 fine thing but my brothers and sisters,true love is hard to find and can be found also in the most unusual way.

Keep an open mind,you never know if God wanted to use nairaland to bring you together(on a serious note)

@zulu how now?How Iyawo?

Umunnem, after a good fight, odi ka toshmann emeriela'm. Ka'm tinye onum were kelee 2fine4u na toshmann, na kw'ekpe ekpere ka ihenile ga ziere ha.   

Obi agbawala'm, mana owe gi ihem nwer'ike ime. 

Igbo ndewo nu maka nnonyere unu nonyere'm!!!!

Hewu, owu otua ka love na'ato? Love ooooooh, Love nwantiti, Love egbuelam ohhhhh!!!

Ebelam akw'uwa, uwa muoooo, uwamuleeee
Ebelam akw'uwa, uwa muuuuooooooo!!!!

Ugwumba:

Umunnem, after a good fight, odi ka toshmann emeriela'm. Ka'm tinye onum were kelee 2fine4u na toshmann, na kw'ekpe ekpere ka ihenile ga ziere ha.

Obi agbawala'm, mana owe gi ihem nwer'ike ime.

Igbo ndewo nu maka nnonyere unu nonyere'm!!!!

Hewu, owu otua ka love na'ato? Love ooooooh, Love nwantiti, Love egbuelam ohhhhh!!!

Ebelam akw'uwa, uwa muoooo, uwamuleeee
Ebelam akw'uwa, uwa muuuuooooooo!!!!

Chei nwannem.hapu o.
Chineke ga achotara gi asampete specially made for you i nu go.
Hapu Toshmann na 2fine,ka Chineke gozie ha,gozie kwa gi.
Toshmann make sure you treat 2fine well i nu go.
2fine if my brother misbehaves,just tell aunty babyosisi and I'll tell him how to treat a woman OK.

Ugwumba nwoke mara nma.
Ugwu eji aga mba!
hapu cha nno
Anyi n'ayo ogologo ndu n'ahu is'ike

ewoo,
ugwumba nwanne m nwoke. kezi kwanu ka ina ebe zi akwa. biko, ebezina. o na adobbi m obi. ngwa were zienu nwa asampete anyi 2fine. kama iga ebe akwa were zie nwanne anyi nwanyi (ma oburu ma asampete o ga ekwe) ahuru m asampete n'anya rie nne, ma na achoghi m ka nwanne m nwoke nata ahuhu n'ime obi ya.

2fine nwanne m nwanyi mara ezi nma. kama nwanne anyi nwoke ugwumba ga ebe akwa uwa kwa ubochi, biko rapuzianu ya ka okporo gi ga luo. inugo, ada oma, nwanyi kacha ibeya nma,mere ya ebere. ama m na ihuru m n'anya,ma ugwumba ga anwu ma olughi gi. mere ya ebere. daa ya aka n'obi.

chukwu gozie unu

ugwumba, aga m abukwa best man gi o.

toshmann:

ewoo,
ugwumba nwanne m nwoke. kezi kwanu ka ina ebe zi akwa. biko, ebezina. o na adobbi m obi. ngwa were zienu nwa asampete anyi 2fine. kama iga ebe akwa were zie nwanne anyi nwanyi (ma oburu ma asampete o ga ekwe) ahuru m asampete n'anya rie nne, ma na achoghi m ka nwanne m nwoke nata ahuhu n'ime obi ya.

2fine nwanne m nwanyi mara ezi nma. kama nwanne anyi nwoke ugwumba ga ebe akwa uwa kwa ubochi, biko rapuzianu ya ka okporo gi ga luo. inugo, ada oma, nwanyi kacha ibeya nma,mere ya ebere. ama m na ihuru m n'anya,ma ugwumba ga anwu ma olughi gi. mere ya ebere. daa ya aka n'obi.

chukwu gozie unu

ugwumba, aga m abukwa best man gi o.

ewo aru eme oh, toshmann so i jisi style edivorci mu ehn kwa? kedu ihe iche na mbu? a container that u can shift to another man? wat man in his rite mind will give his wife away to another man just cos the other man is cryin fo love? inukwala ebe nke a mere befor? so wat now, if another man cries out fo my love then ugwumba will shift me to him? am not a property oh that yall can share with eachother infactu i don vex anaghi m si alu anyone if this is how it's gon work.
and to think babyosisi thot this thing btw us will last botu guess u deceived her babyosisi oh, toshmann has already left me even befor our honeymoon am goin back na ulo papa m agaghi m alu di again lai lai
chai atala m ahuhu nonsense upon ingredients

fada lawd!!! y'all is sum drama kings and queens!!!!!!!!

hmmm, now what shud we call dis show? it's goin pretty good without no scripts so shud i keep it as a "reality show" or script it a lil' as a "soap operah"? nahhh, i'll add a lil comedy and make it a "sitcom"


LIGHTS, CAMERAS, ACTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@2fine4tosh,
it's not like that.the thing is that i have a soft heart(it is my weakness).i cant stand seeing others being hurt. how much more when i am the purported cause. a huru m gi n'anya rii nnne, achoro m gi ruo taa na echi. ewela iwe. adigo m confused. kedu ife m ga eme kita? gbaghalu m. o? inugo?

Na wa oh. After all the hard work. Nna, Chairman, onwe kwa k'isi e me oh.

Babyosisi is now confused!!!
So all my prayers were for nought? eh!
Toshman,are you an eskimo?
It's only eskimos that give their sweethearts to their friends to show hospitality.

You see as 2 fine don vex?
You have to start pleading quickly.

How can you climb mountains,wade through valleys,swim the Rio grande like a mexican, risking the waves and sharks, get to the USA only to settle in an Indian reservation beyond the appalachian mountains?
We gave you bread but you prefer a stone?

Infact I don vex too.
Ugwumba is a man,he will be alright.
Let him go out there and fight for his own woman
That is the joy of the whole thing.
Tell us you mispoke before anyi agwa 2 fine ka odokasia photo gi and wipe out your number from her contact list.

In short you have to bring 2 pieces of George wrapper,2 Hollandis and one plain George with 2 bottles of schnapp before we continue this discussion.
Ezigbo iwe di anyi n'obi.

HEWU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
babyosisi, were nu nwayo nu. obukwa nwanne gi nwoke ka i n'ekwu maka ya.
@2fine,
i bughi property ana esi n'aka otu onye nye onye ozo. i bu asa. asa m, asampete. ama uma asa aru. ene nebe ejegholu,akwa ugo, ola edo no na mmadu, ezigbo ada, ada mmadu, imepe onu gi-odika ebe ndi mmuo ozi n'ekwu okwu, onye ji gi aka ji ezigbo ihe na anoghi n'ahia, keduzikwanu ihe m ga ekwu ghara ibe ya.
iwe ewe la gi, obu obi oma m ekweghi ka m lee ebe nwanne m nwoke n'ebe akwa. mana aga m emechi anya m lubazie gi. nwekwaa olilanya na nwanne anyi nwoke ugwumba ga akachi obi n'aga n'iru nweekwaa ike nweta asampete nke ya.
asa m, nani gi ka'm ma. onweghi onye ozo. nwanyi obi oma, ukwu belgium, obi gi bu manchester, ukwu gi arsenal, aru gi nile bu so so premier league. asa m, chineke kere ihe nile okere n'uwaaa, mana onweghi ihe okere di ka gi.amaghi m ma okere gi mbosi ekeresimesi dabara na mbosi uka. i ma na enwere ndi chineke kere oge ana eme clean up excercise, nweekwaa ndi ekere mbosi uka, asa m, ekere gi mbosi ekeresimesi. asa m oooooo

Umunnem,
Biko unu gbaghara toshmann. Owu obi ebere k'oji kwuo ihe okwuru. Toshmann nwa mama abuka ezigbo mmadu, and ih'omere ziri na ohuru umunne ya n'anya nke ukwu.

2fine4toshmann, (yes, muwa n'akpogi aha'a), ejim ihunanya nile m'huru gi, were n'ekwu ka ichefuo ihe owula toshmann kwuru. Nwoke lechara anya, werike ime sacrifice ihunanya n'ebe asampete di ka gi no maka obi ebere wu Nwokeukwu, agada gbachiri uzo, agu nwoke.

Toshmann, iwu ezigbo nwa mama - fine boy no pimples - were n'aga.  

This is really getting serious

Uche2nna:

This is really getting serious

ihunanya bu ihe di siriosi

Ugwumba:

Toshmann, iwu ezigbo nwa mama - fine boy no pimples - were n'aga.

I loved the fine boy no pimples phrase.lol

Toshman,
               Aworizina. Obi ga-aju ya oyi. Gina ya ga-alu.

After trying to transfer her like a share

Uchenna mechigodu onu biko.