acidosisTM: she starts gisting you about her bills

Lol..

But when a lady starts telling you about all her toasters.

Those she has maga 'd.

Even tells you about her boyfriend and past relationships.

Without you asking her.

She has fallen for you.

izaray: I can sense some signs of shyness in you! Be bold enough to look back at her, if she does too, avn't u be watching movies, at the end, they end up wit a soft hug, saying i love you e.t.c, so be wise pls.

Ramalingam(Silencer) said: These ideas do not work in the real world Chanchad!

When she starts usin' ma LINES, i wear the smiles of bein' fulfilled...

she has fallen when you see her on the floor

Check the front of her dress, it would be dirty. That's how you know she has fallen, it is so here in Russia.

KyleRobbie: When she starts usin' ma LINES, i wear the smiles of bein' fulfilled...

You mean using your phone to make calls ?

Every lady I know wants to touch my phone and make calls.

No, I have to save my call credit..

i dress like james bond

i smell like arabian fragrance

i talk like obama

im versitile like Galileo ..im very interesting

and i tourch girls a lot.

touch her hand, play with her hair, give flimsy excuse to hug and hug. so when they get home they'll sure think about all those currents before they sleep

The only way to know a girl is down for you is RESPECT and ACCEPTANCE,she respects you and quickly apologies when you don't get her sarcasm but not that type of dumb respect,something like this....helen I don't like the way you shut down our intimacy chat last night,she would quickly apologies but if she isn't into you,she 'd just bounce the call on you as soon as you just mentioned her flaw

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100Cents:

You mean using your phone to make calls ?

Every lady I know wants to touch my phone and make calls.

No, I have to save my call credit..

Loool... I'm insinuatin' wooin' lines...

Mynd44: No girl ever falls for me. I need lectures

ok I've fallen for u, are u happy now?
Wait! are u super rich and handsome
mynd44:........no reply
*stands up from the floor and cleans body* sorry dear I have to go.

100Cents:

Lol..

But when a lady starts telling you about all her toasters.

Those she has maga 'd.

Even tells you about her boyfriend and past relationships.

Without you asking her.

She has fallen for you.

WTF! A sexy lady I met in church one certain time did this. I normally see her on sunday basis but I would not go close talkless of wooing her. It happened that this time, she was sitting next to me. We got talking and she started telling me about her ex and how she treats guys she do not like. I was like "please stop.we're in church". To cut the whole story short, she requested for my mobile number after service. I gave her but only called her once.

Is this an opportunity missed?

SmellMyFart: WTF! A sexy lady I met in church one certain time did this. I normally see her on sunday basis but I would not go close talkless of wooing her. It happened that this time, she was sitting next to me. We got talking and she started telling me about her ex and how she treats guys she do not like. I was like "please stop.we're in church". To cut the whole story short, she requested for my mobile number after service. I gave her but only called her once.

Is this an opportunity missed?

Ehyaaa....

You friendzoned her...

When a lady first engages you in a convo and asks for your number, its not just a sign, its a roadblock..

100Cents:

Ehyaaa....

You friendzoned her...

When a lady first engages you in a convo and asks for your number, its not just a sign, its a roadblock..

roadblock meaning. She wasn't interested in me

SmellMyFart: roadblock meaning. She wasn't interested in me

A double sign..

She likes you..

100Cents:

A double sign..

She likes you..

and this babe is excessively endowed in the upper region . I just pray another opportunity presents itself