MrsBreezy:

Hehe of course I do #baeforlife

o boo, ur here. Awwa u, gud e mawnin, m sure my day will go well, since my fineapple is here wit me

MrsBreezy:

What does that mean lol

search for it online

Ebubest: search for it online

Unfortunately it's not there. Would you mind translating please?

cooljoe: o boo, ur here. Awwa u, gud e mawnin, m sure my day will go well, since my fineapple is here wit me

Hehe Good morning to you too. Well Hot John my bed and I are having a seexual affair this beautiful morning

MrsBreezy:

Hehe Good morning to you too. Well Hot John my bed and I are having a seexual affair this beautiful morning

ur bed is "hot john"? a sexual affair dis fine morning. Pls tell me all about t

cooljoe: ur bed is "hot john"? a sexual affair dis fine morning. Pls tell me all about t

Lol no. I was telling you, Hot Joe (pfttt bleeping autocorrect) that my bed and I are having an affair. Omygosh do you know who had the sexiest voice alive

cooljoe: ur bed is "hot john"? a sexual affair dis fine morning. Pls tell me all about t

I'm still here, pls don't corrupt me with ur hmm hmm.

MrsBreezy:

Lol no. I was telling you, Hot Joe (pfttt bleeping autocorrect) that my bed and I are having an affair. Omygosh do you know who had the sexiest voice alive

lolz, hmm, tell me al abou d affair. Who's voice is dat?

cooljoe: lolz, hmm, tell me al abou d affair. Who's voice is dat?

Hmm it's very imitate. My bed is extremely seductive.

You know the singer / rapper - The Weekend.

His voice is like hmmm wow. The Things I want to do to his voice

MrsBreezy:

Hmm it's very imitate. My bed is extremely seductive.

You know the singer / rapper - The Weekend.

His voice is like hmmm wow. The Things I want to do to his voice

yea, bin hearing a lot about him of late, dey say he's real gud, not had a taste though. Tell me, ts d intimate part I like d most

cooljoe: yea, bin hearing a lot about him of late, dey say he's real gud, not had a taste though. Tell me, ts d intimate part I like d most

His voice just turns me on like I can't understand it. It's like silk even when he says dirty stuff... it takes me to cloud nine. It's so sexy

If only my bed could speak like him. But then yu fellas wouldn't be needed then

MrsBreezy:

His voice just turns me on like I can't understand it. It's like silk even when he says dirty stuff... it takes me to cloud nine. It's so sexy

If only my bed could speak like him. But then yu fellas wouldn't be needed then

hmM, u obviously haven't heard my voice. Heeheheh, don't mind me. Nafin can b compared wit d real deal, absolutely nafin

cooljoe: hmM, u obviously haven't heard my voice. Heeheheh, don't mind me. Nafin can b compared wit d real deal, absolutely nafin

Hehehe oh yeah... you haven't heard my voice either nah it's pretty normal.

Hmm well when I find out ill compare and contrast and tell you

MrsBreezy:

Hehehe oh yeah... you haven't heard my voice either nah it's pretty normal.

Hmm well when I find out ill compare and contrast and tell you

no mind me jor. I have quite a tiny voice, olmost girlish, quite embarasin I must say. I wish for a deep obama lyk baritone. So wats d ish for today, still havin fun on/wit ya bed?

cooljoe: no mind me jor. I have quite a tiny voice, olmost girlish, quite embarasin I must say. I wish for a deep obama lyk baritone. So wats d ish for today, still havin fun on/wit ya bed?

Haha Awh baby joe. Ill pray for the day your voice breaks for ya

I'm going to goo shopping and I've to book a dinner with the girls and our flight for our birthday shopping sigh and you?

MrsBreezy:

Haha Awh baby joe. Ill pray for the day your voice breaks for ya

I'm going to goo shopping and I've to book a dinner with the girls and our flight for our birthday shopping sigh and you?

seems like u gat a lot on ya plate. Me, m on hols, so m jst basically resting. I'll b here wit u al tru, nd help u do al d shopin, in wateva way I can

cooljoe: seems like u gat a lot on ya plate. Me, m on hols, so m jst basically resting. I'll b here wit u al tru, nd help u do al d shopin, in wateva way I can

Haha yeah I do... well if you could just be in Paris by the 26th of October to help us shop that would be great.

No law cases for ya?

MrsBreezy:

Haha yeah I do... well if you could just be in Paris by the 26th of October to help us shop that would be great.

No law cases for ya?

heheheheh, none at all. M a would-be-lawyer, not a lawyer. Octb26 uh, hmmm, I'd be very far from PAris jare, shop well al d same, I trust ur in gud hands. Khadi, nd michelle luk more dan capable

cooljoe: heheheheh, none at all. M a would-be-lawyer, not a lawyer. Octb26 uh, hmmm, I'd be very far from PAris jare, shop well al d same, I trust ur in gud hands. Khadi, nd michelle luk more dan capable

Haha yeah... we're all October babies so.. And Michelle isn't coming :-/

Hehehe come now... you can hold all our shopping bags and purses. We need a big man like yourself to protect us na

Hmm would be lawyer. So you haven't saved someone's asss from jail yet?

MrsBreezy:

Haha yeah... we're all October babies so.. And Michelle isn't coming :-/

Hehehe come now... you can hold all our shopping bags and purses. We need a big man like yourself to protect us na

Hmm would be lawyer. So you haven't saved someone's asss from jail yet?

lolz, big man ke, skinny ass me. Waow, y is Michelle not cumin na. Y'all will do just fine. Not per say, dropped a few tip or two on hw, but can't defend no one, have to b called to d bar 1st

cooljoe: lolz, big man ke, skinny ass me. Waow, y is Michelle not cumin na. Y'all will do just fine. Not per say, dropped a few tip or two on hw, but can't defend no one, have to b called to d bar 1st

Hmm her parents won't let her fly to Paris for the day :-/ so she's just coming for dinner...

Awh hot Joe is going to be a lawyer soon. Are you excited?

MrsBreezy:

Hmm her parents won't let her fly to Paris for the day :-/ so she's just coming for dinner...

Awh hot Joe is going to be a lawyer soon. Are you excited?

u bet ayam. Thou I'd rada b playin professional football somwhere in d U.K. Dat way I could easily cum visit u in Ireland. Ts al gee thou. Seems like y'all gona b havin fun. Don't do anytin u won't tell me o

cooljoe: u bet ayam. Thou I'd rada b playin professional football somwhere in d U.K. Dat way I could easily cum visit u in Ireland. Ts al gee thou. Seems like y'all gona b havin fun. Don't do anytin u won't tell me o

Haha are you really good at football? Sure you could always apply... I'm sure it's not that hard...

Lol come visit me and show me your abstracts

Hmm things like what oo

MrsBreezy:

Haha are you really good at football? Sure you could always apply... I'm sure it's not that hard...

Lol come visit me and show me your abstracts

Hmm things like what oo

yea, I believe m quite gud at soccer. Ts actuali dat hard. Hehhehehe, wana c my abstracts, hmmm, u'd b blown away. Ts natin actuali, jst kip d gist fresh nd yummy for me

cooljoe: yea, I believe m quite gud at soccer. Ts actuali dat hard. Hehhehehe, wana c my abstracts, hmmm, u'd b blown away. Ts natin actuali, jst kip d gist fresh nd yummy for me

Hmm really? One of my friends uncle plays for some soccer team... I think Chelsea.

Lol you've been talking about these abstracts for ages now I've gotta see them

Hehe I will try..

MrsBreezy:

Hmm really? One of my friends uncle plays for some soccer team... I think Chelsea.

Lol you've been talking about these abstracts for ages now I've gotta see them

Hehe I will try..

lolz, dey mean d/f tins in d/f context. If u wana c em, u more dan welcum to. Chelsea uh, u really give no bleeps about soccer. I know u will gist me

cooljoe: lolz, dey mean d/f tins in d/f context. If u wana c em, u more dan welcum to. Chelsea uh, u really give no bleeps about soccer. I know u will gist me

Lol I honestly couldn't care less about soccer like it's so boring to me...

Hmm I'd love to see them... in all their different contexts...that you can show me.

MrsBreezy:

Lol I honestly couldn't care less about soccer like it's so boring to me...

Hmm I'd love to see them... in all their different contexts...that you can show me.

hehehehehehee, I know u don't like soccer. Hmm, qstn of d day - if I could/attempt to kiss u ryte now, would I receive a slap or would u respond?

cooljoe: hehehehehehee, I know u don't like soccer. Hmm, qstn of d day - if I could/attempt to kiss u ryte now, would I receive a slap or would u respond?

Hmm I wouldn't slap you haha that's mean... but I'd kinda pretend you didn't try to save us both from an awkward situation... Lol because you've a gf and I don't want some juju spell cast on me oshey

MrsBreezy:

Hmm I wouldn't slap you haha that's mean... but I'd kinda pretend you didn't try to save us both from an awkward situation... Lol because you've a gf and I don't want some juju spell cast on me oshey

hmm, "juju', "oshey", ur keepin track. I knew u'd find an escape route

MrCork:

....bro.. Hello...ok. The technique is to drink raw egg wit milk lemon & sugar to help develop a deeep voice....gerrrit?..all females r attracted to deep voice and this turns them on & make them want u.

...but to be honest,from ma professional opinion, i suspect yor voice sound like angry woman..this is y she not takin u serious....is she light skin?

i already have a deep voice

cooljoe: hmm, "juju', "oshey", ur keepin track. I knew u'd find an escape route

Yeah mehn I'm learning some Nigerian dialect

Hmm did I not answer your question?