I have never told my mother if I am a virgin or not but

I was gisting her recently that the guy she met @ the bus stop asked me to sleep with him but I told him I was on my period

my Mum was like u shld have told him yr a virgin instead since you are

they always say a mother knows her child more than how a child knows himself-herself

she told me, she will buy me a michael kors watch for keeping my V

your mum thinks or knows that you are a virgin?

hopelink1: your mum thinks or knows that you are a virgin?

knows

i hope you are saying d truth,but i partially agree with you because...

hopelink1: i hope you are saying d truth,but i partially agree with you because...

because what

OK o, if 7 virgins are needed, we already know where to get one

onila:

But your BF knows you aint even close to being a virgin !!
You as wide as Pacific Ocean that can swallow all submarines !!

Onila onila...




D only virgin there-is
I juzt hope u stp dis day-dreamin someday n start seeing more worthy finz as priority...

D last tym I checked, virginity aint only 4 d privilege... U cn get virgins anyway. So y mking it sound lyk a big deal??
D truth 'z, all diz ur virgin-tales ar becoming dusty

onila:

I have never told my mother if I am a virgin or not but

I was gisting her recently that the guy she met @ the bus stop asked me to sleep with him but I told him I was on my period

my Mum was like u shld have told him yr a virgin instead since you are

they always say a mother knows her child more than how a child knows himself-herself

she told me, she will buy me a marc jacobs watch for tkeeping my V

all girls are virgin to me, until I put my dick in her pushy...onila is a virgin to me

You know say anything combination of igbo, and yoruba is always mad

If the mod that deleted my thread dont want Sango to feature amadiohora unto his matter make he bring back my thread,

onila:

I have never told my mother if I am a virgin or not but

I was gisting her recently that the guy she met @ the bus stop asked me to sleep with him but I told him I was on my period

my Mum was like u shld have told him yr a virgin instead since you are

they always say a mother knows her
child more than how a child knows himself-herself

she told me, she will buy me a marc jacobs watch for keeping my V

Marc jacobs? I will buy you a Tom Ford boots and sun glasses if you give it up 2 me.

Have you ever considered auctioning your virginity?

onila:

I have never told my mother if I am a virgin or not but

I was gisting her recently that the guy she met @ the bus stop asked me to sleep with him but I told him I was on my period

my Mum was like u shld have told him yr a virgin instead since you are

they always say a mother knows her child more than how a child knows himself-herself

she told me, she will buy me a marc jacobs watch for keeping my V

Picture or u can lie oh!

onila:

I have never told my mother if I am a virgin or not but

I was gisting her recently that the guy she met @ the bus stop asked me to sleep with him but I told him I was on my period

my Mum was like u shld have told him yr a virgin instead since you are

they always say a mother knows her child more than how a child knows himself-herself

she told me, she will buy me a marc jacobs watch for keeping my V

*she could be telling d truth o!*

Ipledge: You know say anything combination of igbo, and yoruba is always mad

you dey craze o!!!!!!!

hmmmmm. Lies that people tell. When ritualist begin seek virgin head for 2015 election *we go knw d truth*
i haff go my way, in peace.

onila:

I have never told my mother if I am a virgin or not but

I was gisting her recently that the guy she met @ the bus stop asked me to sleep with him but I told him I was on my period

my Mum was like u shld have told him yr a virgin instead since you are

they always say a mother knows her child more than how a child knows himself-herself

she told me, she will buy me a marc jacobs watch for keeping my V

But u are a virgin of course! U once told me dis

.

hunn! You are a virgin, a guy asked u for sex and the only excuse you can think of is that you are in your period.....
Where is khalessi when you need her...
Khalessi The fake virgins slayer, we need you....

Coldplay007: hunn! You are a virgin, a guy asked u for sex and the only excuse you can think of is that you are in your period.....
Where is khalessi when you need her...
Khalessi The fake virgins slayer, we need you....

Loooooooool

ŃĨĞĔŔĨÁŃ ĞÚŔĹŚ ĶĔĔPĨŃĞ ŤĤĔĨŔ VĨŔĞĨŃĨŤŶ,ĤŐPĨŃĞ ŤĤÁŤ ČĤŔĨŚŤ ŴĨĹĹ ßĔ ßŐŔŃ ÁĞÁĨŃ ŚĨŃČĔ 1st ŐČŤ 1960

She's not lyin...shes really a VIRGIN.. I Haff Confirmed it myslf before

donroxy: But your BF knows you aint even close to being a virgin !!
You as wide as Pacific Ocean that can swallow all submarines !!

Ĩ ĶŃŐŴ ÚŔ ŃŐŤ ĨMPĹŶĨŃĞ ŚĤĔ'Ś Á ŔÁŹz ŴĤŐŔĔŚ ĴÚŚŤ Ťhat ŃŐŤ ĔVĔŔŶ MĨŃĨŚŤĔŔ ĨŚ Á PÁŚŤŐŔ

So y do u av to advertise ursef. Of wot importance is it to the current state of our nation? Since when do mothers give gifts to their daughters for keeping fake virginity I don dey hear about u no be today u keep rubbing ur veevee jayjay all over NL saying u are a virgin. So what if u are? We should go and die? . Abeg carry ur punny commot make I see road. NEEEXXTT!!!

Onila has created 914 useless topics and she is waxing stronger.

Why shul i blame your mum, when dont go out with you. Who know what kinder lie you have been feedin her with.

sheunfemix: So y do u av to advertise ursef. Of wot importance is it to the current state of our nation? Since when do mothers give gifts to their daughters for keeping fake virginity I don dey hear about u no be today u keep rubbing ur veevee jayjay all over NL saying u are a virgin. So what if u are? We should go and die? . Abeg carry ur punny commot make I see road. NEEEXXTT!!!

Lmao

Una no even understand, Onila wan break record for most topics created by an NL member so excuse her if some of them seem a bit off

Oga Seun, pls we need more smilies on NL.

Amongst which will be one that shows "rolls eyes up" like you want to say "oh Lawd, not again!"

That way, I wouldn't have spent time typing this long grammar. Thank you!

Onila wey men don browse her website pass Google and nairaland.
Dem don visit all the sections for her toto.

That's good of you onila.

flyca: w

Hmmm see the kind thread you dey book space.