I have heard so many guys say they find it difficult to communicate with a lady over the phone. Honestly, it isn’t that hard. I want to post a conversation I had with a girl early this year. It is just all about composure and confidence. You don’t even need to be a good speaker to do this. Continue reading. The sweet words work the magic. In fact, I have been winning hearts with sweet words.

Me: Baby, I feel very sick…….

She: What is wrong with you, have you taken drugs? Have you gone to see a Doctor?

Me: Yes I have. The illness is very severe and complicated. The doctor said I am suffering from the lack of vitamin U. I have taken all the drugs in the world but no improvements.

The Doctor said Vitamin U is a disease of the heart, only the kisses from the girl I love can cure it. He also gave me prescriptions. You in the morning, you in the afternoon and more of you in the night.



She: hahahha, you are not serious. You almost scared me. I was worried and I thought you were sick for real.

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Me: If you are really worried, then prepare yourself and head to my house right away. I need a lovely lady, a caring woman, the most beautiful creature in the world by my side in this moment of the sickness of you.

At least, with you by my side I won’t want to die. I don’t want to miss those pretty things at the front of your chest, your lovely kisses and your wonderful smile.

Even if I die, I go warn God make him no try nonsense with me ooo. Ehenn God so you dey jealous me abii? Allow me enjoy the rest of my life with the most beautiful creature wey you create.

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Freemanan u nid this o

kossyablaze:
Freemanan u nid this o

Maka why nau?

Freemanan:
Maka why nau?

Becos u no get the codes na...

Freemanan:
Maka why nau?

Becos u no get the codes na...

kossyablaze:
Becos u no get the codes na...

LOL.... You wish. Morning leader...

Freemanan:

LOL.... You wish. Morning leader...

Oya scope Introvert make I see...lol morning sir

Sounds childish.

Doesn't work for me

very funny,.

kossyablaze:
Oya scope Introvert make I see...lol morning sir

I nor be gay...

Why will you involve God?

Moderatorz.. Plz move this thread to jokes section.

I like the story line... its actually good you know.

Oshisco

Freemanan:
I nor be gay...

lol ur head is there!Plus Ladyf

kossyablaze:
lol ur head is there!Plus Ladyf

I know that dude... Very grab

Freemanan:

I know that dude... Very grab

dem plenty...cr77,ngeneukwenu,Eroticangelina etc.
Some mumu guys come dey fall for them.

Ishilove lalasticlala abeg fp

kossyablaze:
dem plenty...cr77,ngeneukwenu,Eroticangelina etc.
Some mumu guys come dey fall for them.

Smh... I never get their time.... One day their fowl go lay boiled eggs...

Op, but we're in the 21st century na. Get sense abeg

shaiba:
Sounds childish.
Doesn't work for me

Not only childish but at the same time stupíd.

kossyablaze:
Ishilove lalasticlala abeg fp

FP kwa? If I slap u ehn

[quote author=kossyablaze post=37582470] Please don't be offended are you andyblaze ?

WAT U TUT ON NL, BUT IN REALITY

Me: hi babe am feeling very sick
Babe: you d only one or sick wit ur brother

Me: am d only one nd Doc said i need U to recover
Babe: dat ur Doc must be a drop out frm med skul

Me: no baby he i. . . .
Babe: let me talk my frend!

Me: Doc said i need U morning, noon nd night to recover fully so. . .(cuts in)
Babe: if u want to live long better seek a qualified Doc nd quit playing ludo with ur life (dats if u sick @all)
"""hang up"""

Me: babe! baby!! baby!!! ( oloriburuku lomo yi sha. o ja fone moni leti)

OP shey to chop slap dey hungry u?

HomoSapiien:

FP kwa? If I slap u ehn

lol abeg o!I get headache

[quote author=Rukkydelta post=37593614][/quote]Nope.Xup?

kossyablaze:
Nope.Xup?

cool

Rukkydelta:
cool

Aii

kossyablaze:
Aii

Bii

Dry #yarns