Lyk seriously, funny but soo true... Lwkm...

I don laff tire

Teddygurl:
Lyk seriously, funny but soo true... Lwkm...

which category u dey my sister?

mspee:


I'm sorry o but in what way are you gon' deal with me?

I forgive you
You wouldn't wanna know
Good morning

Lero15:
I forgive you
You wouldn't wanna know
Good morning

Please I want to know o don't forgive me yet

Good morning bro

I met this girl on fb and we ve been
chatting for 6 months now.
Today, i logged in and i saw her online,
and we started chatting immediately.
ME: Hello dear
HER: happy independence.
ME: same to u dear
HER: so where is my independence gift?
ME: Habba! Big girl like u is asking for
independence gift?.
HER: Abeg oo. Me am nt a big girl oo. U
wnt to deny me independence gift abi? ....I
quickly went to buy N500 card and sent the
pin into her chat inbox....
ME:Dear manage this pls.
HER: noo, pls am only joking. I will nt take
that.
ME: pls pls.
HER: and i refuse. I cnt take anything from
u.
....i quickly loaded the card and transfered it
into her line acct...
HER: u think u are smart eh? ....a minute
later
heard an alert msg tang-tang..''N1000 is
transfered to u from...''
ME: whats the meaning of that?
HER: i told u, u shldnt. ...(this girl wan show
me big girl abi?) i used my last N2000 to
buy card, load am, making N3000 and send
it to her.
....Some minutes later, an alert, tang-
tang..''N6000 is transfered to u from....''
chaiii..this girl wan try me? And i dnt hv
any money again! I called my friend and
borrowed the N6000 he was keeping for his
landlord, i told him i will be expecting
N24,000 in the next 5min and i will pay him
back...i quickly buy card of N6000, and sent
her the N12,000..and i kept my phone close
to my
ear expecting alert...
Ten minutes later, instead of msg alert, it
was a call from her...''Hello dear, jst call to
thank u for the independence gift..we'll
chat later''....

I dey your back is necessary

I come De wonder how this thread fall under education, mods pls move to jokes section still laughing thou.

Hehehehe

[color=#990000][/color] ;DHhahahhaha, na laf oooo. A dey ur back team, den go sit on top chair they tell me I'm at ur back.

micolaj:
I`m guilty of NO 2. OMO I DEY BORROW BIRO LIKE KILODE

who is nt guilty sef

Richardjemedafe:
I met this girl on fb and we ve been
chatting for 6 months now.
Today, i logged in and i saw her online,
and we started chatting immediately.
ME: Hello dear
HER: happy independence.
ME: same to u dear
HER: so where is my independence gift?
ME: Habba! Big girl like u is asking for
independence gift?.
HER: Abeg oo. Me am nt a big girl oo. U
wnt to deny me independence gift abi? ....I
quickly went to buy N500 card and sent the
pin into her chat inbox....
ME:Dear manage this pls.
HER: noo, pls am only joking. I will nt take
that.
ME: pls pls.
HER: and i refuse. I cnt take anything from
u.
....i quickly loaded the card and transfered it
into her line acct...
HER: u think u are smart eh? ....a minute
later
heard an alert msg tang-tang..''N1000 is
transfered to u from...''
ME: whats the meaning of that?
HER: i told u, u shldnt. ...(this girl wan show
me big girl abi?) i used my last N2000 to
buy card, load am, making N3000 and send
it to her.
....Some minutes later, an alert, tang-
tang..''N6000 is transfered to u from....''
chaiii..this girl wan try me? And i dnt hv
any money again! I called my friend and
borrowed the N6000 he was keeping for his
landlord, i told him i will be expecting
N24,000 in the next 5min and i will pay him
back...i quickly buy card of N6000, and sent
her the N12,000..and i kept my phone close
to my
ear expecting alert...
Ten minutes later, instead of msg alert, it
was a call from her...''Hello dear, jst call to
thank u for the independence gift..we'll
chat later''....

its fun though

Make I digest dis 1 first lwkmd

What about some badly bleached girls in d bank to collect some western union cash ,gisting about europe and yankee in twos and threes as if they know where MM2 is.The noise can be annoying.

e no concern mi





BTW, The hype on Wizkid's album faded faster than a
coloured cloth soaked in JIK

The greeters: when these people enters the banking hall, they must meet one or two of their relations.

M guilty ov 3 &4 jae

But lyk criously, evri1 of us was 1ce guilty of those offences.

Omg laugh wanna kill me for here

daddysprincess:
its fun though

Is that what u think??

I'm guilty of No.4, I dnt queue at all,

At last I am now a member of this great forum. Wao! Dancing oriental. Just welcome me please

1. People who comes to d bank and ask u to help fill their teller
2. Church workers who bring huge amount of small denomination naira notes to deposit on Monday morning

May God forgive al PEN ROBBERS.LOl

frankyychiji:
I could have close to 20pens of different brands in my house presently. All borrowed from a fellow customer but never returned after use.

I have lost count of my pens that have fallen victims to folks like you, well done eh.

Someone should open a thread on TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MEET AT THE AIRPORT

i always take pen with me but itz always hard to go home with it.and i dont hardly stay in qiu.am very sharp when it comes to tht.even last week friday i bit a very long qiu.

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am sometimes guilty of 2. When someone ask for my pen the first thing I do is to give the person a critical look so that i can get back my pen. Am the best with am behind you game. that is the first thing I do and after that I would fill my slip and get a nice seat. lastly I want to add the thirsty one. the are always after water dispenser and go for as many cup as possible. in my school ppl enter bank sometime drink water and get out. am good at drinking water whenever am in bank even when am not thirsty. At least that keeps me busy till am attended to

I'm so guilty of No.4. It's good you make lots of paddy with the cashiers. I even went as far as chyking one sef. Though she no gree, but that friendship don dey established. At times when network is down sef, she go collect my slip, pay me and when network comes on later later, she would transact while i'm long gone. That's how much relationship i have with them. Some people for the bank wey be regular customers know us sef, they even think we are dating.

Adedayo516:
The trouble markers... They only come to the bank to fight the manager... Once they enter door nah to dey ask where manager office dey aggressively..


The waiting thief... You see then hanging around without doing any transaction, just looking for their next peer, they are always holding a phone to call their partners in crime outside..

The rest room users... The only reason they come to the bank is to use the restroom.

i am guily of d rest room users

missberrypop5:
you're not alone my brother. Anytime i go to the bank, i don get new pen be that.
I so much hate that "i deh ya back". When someone tells me that, i wont even talk to them, till they start quarreling over who's at my back or not. When they ask me, "sister, shey na me deh ya back", i do ask them if we've met before.

lol. Quite unfair