My akata girl just 'jilted' me on racial excuse. Now, I need a naija girl.  I am very serious about this and really hope I find one, even I dont mind recommendation or matchmaking. But sometimes i wonder: can one really get any good relationship through web?

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FirstKing:

My akata girl just 'jilted' me on racial excuse. Now, I need a naija girl. I am very serious about this and really hope I find one, even I don't mind recommendation or matchmaking. But sometimes i wonder: can one really get any good relationship through web?

What is "akata"?

iyeayo:


What is "akata"?

Usually referred to as African Americans

@ Poster.

Where you at? If you are in NJ or NY, then you can take a ride to Newark. Many Naija girls dey there,. . . . the only thing just be say most wey i don see there no too fine

Moreover, could you just give us a berra detail of what led to u being dumped by the akata

Naija girls for that region na dont touch o. Down south is still better. Na Wa region I dey (specifically Annapolis, MD). You get anyone on ground? I no want NJ, NY chiken o!

*Morenike:

Usually referred to as African Americans

i thought AKATA was Oyinbo?!

FirstKing:

Naija girls for that region na don't touch o. Down south is still better. Na Wa region I dey (specifically Annapolis, MD). You get anyone on ground? I no want NJ, NY chiken o!

abeg wetin do  NY, NJ chicken? 

MrCrackles:

i thought AKATA was Oyinbo?!

well you thought wrong

@ FirstKing.

Well, I can't reall say all NJ chikitos are "gaga" but am I sure do have impressions about chikitos wey dey Newark, NJ and NY chikitos are just kinda "fragile-Wild" (they kinda scare my silly head). . . .get what I mean? If you fit pay me i get one 9ja chikito for MD she dey do nursing for one side there.


@ Ika.

You NY or NJ chiki. . . .opps sorry lady?

she don become RN or she still dey skool

@ Poster. . . How old are u?

FirstKing:

My akata girl just 'jilted' me on racial excuse. Now, I need a naija girl.  I am very serious about this and really hope I find one, even I don't mind recommendation or matchmaking. But sometimes i wonder: can one really get any good relationship through web?

OK, so your "akata" girl has jilted you and you need a pure breed naija girl to marry. I will advise that you go for a pure undiluted, no preservative, no additive naija girl. I have a recommendation. You will go to my hometown, in naija. Jump on the next available flight to naija now now. Take a cab from Oshodi to Ibadan (Iwo road garage). From Iwo roadgarage, take a bus to Ilesha. When you get to Ilesha garage, take a cab to Iloro, ask for house with number NB22GGH/67990 Iloro street. When you get to the house go up stairs (be careful as the floor and stairs are wooden). Once upstairs, count 3 doors on your right and knock on the 4th door (you will see a 1999 calendar with C&S logo on the door, dont knock too hard, the door may not be that strong).
Ask for Maria, she is about 19 years of age, uneducated, beautiful and she sells groundnut for her mum.

She is undiluted proper naija girl. Tell her Iyeayo recommended her as your wife. Your wont regret marrying her.

Am really sorry that happened to you.




*Rolls Eyes*

Am really sorry that happened to you.




*Rolls Eyes*

Do you know that i had thought about that option before. But i know it is not possible. As a matter of fact, those category are worse when they come obodo Oyinbo. Im sure you guys heard that about 5 naija men don butcher their wife recently for that reason. A beg tell me another tori.

The way some ppl can lie

I am very very tempted to laugh. . . . . .
Hence. . . .
ROFLMHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Date naija girls, they will be forming. How won't she jilt you? Hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!
You better look well b4 you date any akata girls again.

thanks minute. No pity me joo. which side MD you dey. abi you dey available?  

FirstKing:

Do you know that i had thought about that option before. But i know it is not possible. As a matter of fact, those category are worse when they come obodo Oyinbo. I'm sure you guys heard that about 5 naija men don butcher their wife recently for that reason. A beg tell me another tori.

OK, so your "akata" girl has jilted you and you need a pure breed naija girl to marry. I will advise that you go for a pure undiluted, no preservative, no additive naija girl. I have a recommendation. You will go to my hometown, in naija. Jump on the next available flight to naija now now. Take a cab from Oshodi to Ibadan (Iwo road garage). From Iwo roadgarage, take a bus to Ilesha. When you get to Ilesha garage, take a cab to Iloro, ask for house with number NB22GGH/67990 Iloro street. When you get to the house go up stairs (be careful as the floor and stairs are wooden). Once upstairs, count 3 doors on your right and knock on the 4th door (you will see a 1999 calendar with C&S logo on the door, don't knock too hard, the door may not be that strong).
Ask for Maria, she is about 19 years of age, uneducated, beautiful and she sells groundnut for her mum.

She is undiluted proper naija girl. Tell her Iyeayo recommended her as your wife. Your wont regret marrying her.

FirstKing:

thanks minute. No pity me joo. which side MD you dey. abi you dey available?

Firstking, what exactly do you want, you say you no wan marry oyinbo, I give you easy solution, you still dey 'toast' another man wife . Who tell you say minute no be 'akata' too. CAREFUL o bros

@ FirstKing.

She still dey school but she don get CNA cert. Infact, i no dey give u any info again until u mak 1st payment.

Tell us what really made your akata dump u now

@iyeayo.

Seriously, are you from Iloro? My mum is from Iloro to be precise and my Dad from Ilesa

Im from Ibadan nile oluyole really. Im serious with this o. I no want liability o. Mo fe ko ere oko dele. The God wey deliver me from akata no go allow make i put my konkobility head to anoda gbese again. I no dey toast o, i just dey ask

sillyboy (what a name!) can i trust you?

FirstKing:

I'm from Ibadan nile oluyole really. I'm serious with this o. I no want liability o. Mo fe ko ere oko dele. The God wey deliver me from akata no go allow make i put my konkobility head to another gbese again. I no dey toast o, i just dey ask

Plz no. You're from Abia. Your name is chukwu gozichu

Moreni,
Dem send u, abi you no me before, Nkechi?

FirstKing:

Moreni,
them send u, abi you no me before, Nkechi?

If Nkechi was your name, then why were you lying?

Na you be Nkechi now. If you call me name I no dey bear, i too dey call you that make you know how the thing be for bodi. So, you no want accept Nkechi, huh>

@ FirstKing.

Common man!. . . . .forget the name (no mind my parents, na dem give me that name). I AM DEAD SERIOUS!
You can ask around Nairaland, folks here knows that my name doesnt fit my intelligent contributions.

Am serious.

@ J girl.
Hi.

@ iyeayo.

Answer mi now

Lmao. what was the "racial excuse"