I saw this somethere but decided to share it here; i just find it funny and i cant keep it 2 myself
Read below:
* 'Kissing your man is not a problem, The problem is how you do it. Stop making sounds like a car crash "pitom pitom pitommi"! Abeg U dey disturb me.
* 'Screaming during sex is romantic and it's not a problem. The problem is screaming and shouting like werey "JESUS, Oh my
God, Holy mary". You are having sex, not a church service! And besides I don't know if you are
reminding God to punish you
later.
* 'Wearing short skimpy skirts or dresses is not a problem in fact it's very sexy. I just pray there won't be forced entry into your sin Hole. The problem is wearing your mini, looking all nice and walking around. When you see guys you try to pull it down. Now you want it to be long?.... Abi.. Keep deceiving urself na. # smh
* 'Loving your man is not a problem as it is KOKANYE for me but the problem is changing your surname to his on Facebook.
Bitch! His mother doesn't even know you ...Chill!! Cos I would
hate to read ur post later saying, 'MEN ARE WICKED OR CHEATS. * 'Calling all men dogs is not the problem, the problem is tagging yourself saint when you know he
didn't Bleep himself but you.. So since you did it with him, kindly say I HAVE BEEN SLEEPING WITH A DOG OR DOGS as the case may be and please let us know the breed of dogs you came to the world
from coz ur dad is male too and your mum have always been
his bed partner..
* 'Some girls are looking for tall guys with pink lips and six packs when their father is short, pot bellied with pomo lips you
better be contented like your Mother # lol.
* 'If runs girls dont fail sunday's church services I wonder who
will?
* 'Saying all guys are the same is not my problem bt is 2face and your dad the same? Is ur dad and Jonathan the same?
*'Bleaching your skin is not a problem, the problem is having white face, yellow hands, chocolate lips and black legs. Are you zebra?

You just posted an absolute trash.

In short amadioha will fûck yr wide püssy for wasting my mb,biatch

kaya09:
In short amadioha will fûck yr wide püssy for wasting my mb,biatch

Foool did she force you into the thread?
#some guys sha#


btw my dear.. love the post its quite funny especially the part abt gals trying to draw their mini skirts down wen dey see guys..

LEERICIST:

Foool did she force you into the thread?
#some guys sha#


btw my dear.. love the post its quite funny especially the part abt gals trying to draw their mini skirts down wen dey see guys..

You think she'll giv you püssy for defendin her? Eyah,sori
#shits on d thread

lols, it is really funny but true

kaya09:

You think she'll giv you püssy for defendin her? Eyah,sori
#shits on d thread

my dear boy. sex is not everything OK. let that be food for thought for you today and btw I'm #happilymarried

LEERICIST:

my dear boy. sex is not everything OK. let that be food for thought for you today and btw I'm #happilymarried

And am not??

LEERICIST:

Foool did she force you into the thread?
#some guys sha#


btw my dear.. love the post its quite funny especially the part abt gals trying to draw their mini skirts down wen dey see guys..

thanks jawe. Better person. God bless ya!

kaya09:
You just posted an absolute trash.

like seriously

Xenaf:
like seriously

You are lucky,sumtin tells me nt to insult u,ur destined for greatness
Just dnt quote me again plz,dnt wana go against my hunch

Xo 4nny.....i cnt jst stop cryin 4 my wasted mb on diz.
Mitcheeew.

Lol...... @times wen I put on mini-skirt and am in a midst of guys, dats wen I wil pull it up more.
Chioo....y I kon I wear am b4, and I dey sit n bend down wella

This thread just dey sweet me ...mod can we move to front page pls?

If anybody no like make him go:


For bush o, so that nobody go find am b4 him do am...and him cops go be for the gods and the birds

Funny.

Nice post

kaya09:
In short amadioha will fûck yr wide püssy for wasting my mb,biatch

ŶŐÚ ŚMŐĶĔ ŴĔĔĎ

iceberylin:

ŶŐÚ ŚMŐĶĔ ŴĔĔĎ

Yes

kaya09:

Yes

no wonder! Am sure there is water or hair in it

Lol. D short skirt got me.

Ibiyomee:
no wonder! Am sure there is water or hair in it

what has water or hair gat to do with weed and its effects. ...

the op was a bit funny...some dry parts. .but funny still..

clubone05:


what has water or hair gat to do with weed and its effects. ...

the op was a bit funny...some dry parts. .but funny still..

That shows u have no idea of what weed is, have you ever seen where weed is processed i.e sun dried n picked?.... am sure that if u have, You will know what those things are capable of doing.

Akunyun:

That shows u have no idea of what weed is, have you ever seen where weed is processed i.e sun dried n picked?.... am sure that if u have, You will know what those things are capable of doing.

Are you from Abi?. The marijuana capital of nigeria in delta state

kaya09:

Are you from Abi?. The marijuana capital of nigeria in delta state

@ all.....

Akunyun:

@ all.....

I greet you.

kaya09:

I greet you.

I hail thee too bro!

Akunyun:

That shows u have no idea of what weed is, have you ever seen where weed is processed i.e sun dried n picked?.... am sure that if u have, You will know what those things are capable of doing.

ok...moist weed has an adverse effect?...or e no go burn well. ..hair nko...wetin that wan dey do for weed..

and ur spot on..I have no idea what weed is..

clubone05:




ok...moist weed has an adverse effect?...or e no go burn well. ..hair nko...wetin that wan dey do for weed..

and ur spot on..I have no idea what weed is..

Well... FYI if weed is moistened, it can run d smoker mad n similar thing applies to hair in it.

Akunyun:


Well... FYI if weed is moistened, it can run d smoker mad n similar thing applies to hair in it.

isn't that the idea behind smoking weed..the high!

And if true. ...how did she know about it?

clubone05:


isn't that the idea behind smoking weed..the high!

And if true. ...how did she know about it?

i did my research guy!

clubone05:


isn't that the idea behind smoking weed..the high!

And if true. ...how did she know about it?

HIGH is a quite different thing from MAD ooooo.

Ibiyomee:
i did my research guy!

which kinda yeye research. ....

clubone05:



which kinda yeye research. ....

lolz! meaning?