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Funny But True by Ibiyomee(f): 11:33am On Oct 12, 2014 |
I saw this somethere but decided to share it here; i just find it funny and i cant keep it 2 myself Read below: * 'Kissing your man is not a problem, The problem is how you do it. Stop making sounds like a car crash "pitom pitom pitommi"! Abeg U dey disturb me. * 'Screaming during sex is romantic and it's not a problem. The problem is screaming and shouting like werey "JESUS, Oh my God, Holy mary". You are having sex, not a church service! And besides I don't know if you are reminding God to punish you later. * 'Wearing short skimpy skirts or dresses is not a problem in fact it's very sexy. I just pray there won't be forced entry into your sin Hole. The problem is wearing your mini, looking all nice and walking around. When you see guys you try to pull it down. Now you want it to be long?.... Abi.. Keep deceiving urself na. # smh * 'Loving your man is not a problem as it is KOKANYE for me but the problem is changing your surname to his on Facebook. Bitch! His mother doesn't even know you ...Chill!! Cos I would hate to read ur post later saying, 'MEN ARE WICKED OR CHEATS. * 'Calling all men dogs is not the problem, the problem is tagging yourself saint when you know he didn't Bleep himself but you.. So since you did it with him, kindly say I HAVE BEEN SLEEPING WITH A DOG OR DOGS as the case may be and please let us know the breed of dogs you came to the world from coz ur dad is male too and your mum have always been his bed partner.. * 'Some girls are looking for tall guys with pink lips and six packs when their father is short, pot bellied with pomo lips you better be contented like your Mother # lol. * 'If runs girls dont fail sunday's church services I wonder who will? * 'Saying all guys are the same is not my problem bt is 2face and your dad the same? Is ur dad and Jonathan the same? *'Bleaching your skin is not a problem, the problem is having white face, yellow hands, chocolate lips and black legs. Are you zebra? |
Re: Funny But True by Nobody: 11:34am On Oct 12, 2014 |
You just posted an absolute trash. |
Re: Funny But True by Nobody: 11:36am On Oct 12, 2014 |
In short amadioha will fûck yr wide püssy for wasting my mb,biatch 1 Like |
Re: Funny But True by LEERICIST(m): 11:43am On Oct 12, 2014 |
kaya09:Foool did she force you into the thread? #some guys sha# btw my dear.. love the post its quite funny especially the part abt gals trying to draw their mini skirts down wen dey see guys.. 2 Likes |
Re: Funny But True by Nobody: 11:47am On Oct 12, 2014 |
LEERICIST:You think she'll giv you püssy for defendin her? Eyah,sori #shits on d thread 1 Like |
Re: Funny But True by Nobody: 11:49am On Oct 12, 2014 |
lols, it is really funny but true |
Re: Funny But True by LEERICIST(m): 11:49am On Oct 12, 2014 |
kaya09:my dear boy. sex is not everything OK. let that be food for thought for you today and btw I'm #happilymarried 1 Like |
Re: Funny But True by Nobody: 11:51am On Oct 12, 2014 |
LEERICIST:And am not?? 1 Like |
Re: Funny But True by Ibiyomee(f): 11:58am On Oct 12, 2014 |
LEERICIST:thanks jawe. Better person. God bless ya! |
Re: Funny But True by Nobody: 12:06pm On Oct 12, 2014 |
kaya09:like seriously |
Re: Funny But True by Nobody: 12:11pm On Oct 12, 2014 |
Xenaf:You are lucky,sumtin tells me nt to insult u,ur destined for greatness Just dnt quote me again plz,dnt wana go against my hunch |
Re: Funny But True by Innez(m): 12:34pm On Oct 12, 2014 |
Xo 4nny.....i cnt jst stop cryin 4 my wasted mb on diz. Mitcheeew. |
Re: Funny But True by Nobody: 12:39pm On Oct 12, 2014 |
Lol...... @times wen I put on mini-skirt and am in a midst of guys, dats wen I wil pull it up more. Chioo....y I kon I wear am b4, and I dey sit n bend down wella |
Re: Funny But True by Crocz(m): 12:55pm On Oct 12, 2014 |
This thread just dey sweet me ...mod can we move to front page pls? If anybody no like make him go: For bush o, so that nobody go find am b4 him do am...and him cops go be for the gods and the birds 1 Like
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Re: Funny But True by laplace12(m): 1:04pm On Oct 12, 2014 |
Funny. Nice post |
Re: Funny But True by iceberylin(m): 1:35pm On Oct 12, 2014 |
kaya09:ŶŐÚ ŚMŐĶĔ ŴĔĔĎ |
Re: Funny But True by Nobody: 1:35pm On Oct 12, 2014 |
iceberylin:Yes |
Re: Funny But True by Ibiyomee(f): 6:14pm On Oct 12, 2014 |
kaya09:no wonder! Am sure there is water or hair in it |
Re: Funny But True by Pervert1(m): 6:24pm On Oct 12, 2014 |
Lol. D short skirt got me. |
Re: Funny But True by clubone05: 6:28pm On Oct 12, 2014 |
Ibiyomee: what has water or hair gat to do with weed and its effects. ... the op was a bit funny...some dry parts. .but funny still.. |
Re: Funny But True by Akunyun(m): 6:34pm On Oct 12, 2014 |
clubone05:That shows u have no idea of what weed is, have you ever seen where weed is processed i.e sun dried n picked?.... am sure that if u have, You will know what those things are capable of doing. |
Re: Funny But True by Nobody: 6:38pm On Oct 12, 2014 |
Akunyun:Are you from Abi?. The marijuana capital of nigeria in delta state |
Re: Funny But True by Akunyun(m): 6:40pm On Oct 12, 2014 |
kaya09:@ all..... |
Re: Funny But True by Nobody: 6:43pm On Oct 12, 2014 |
Akunyun:I greet you. |
Re: Funny But True by Akunyun(m): 6:45pm On Oct 12, 2014 |
kaya09:I hail thee too bro! |
Re: Funny But True by clubone05: 6:45pm On Oct 12, 2014 |
Akunyun: ok...moist weed has an adverse effect?...or e no go burn well. ..hair nko...wetin that wan dey do for weed.. and ur spot on..I have no idea what weed is.. |
Re: Funny But True by Akunyun(m): 6:49pm On Oct 12, 2014 |
clubone05: Well... FYI if weed is moistened, it can run d smoker mad n similar thing applies to hair in it. |
Re: Funny But True by clubone05: 6:56pm On Oct 12, 2014 |
Akunyun: isn't that the idea behind smoking weed..the high! And if true. ...how did she know about it? |
Re: Funny But True by Ibiyomee(f): 8:14pm On Oct 12, 2014 |
clubone05:i did my research guy! |
Re: Funny But True by Akunyun(m): 8:16pm On Oct 12, 2014 |
clubone05:HIGH is a quite different thing from MAD ooooo. |
Re: Funny But True by clubone05: 9:47pm On Oct 12, 2014 |
Re: Funny But True by Ibiyomee(f): 3:21am On Oct 13, 2014 |
clubone05:lolz! meaning? |
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