every body is a liar in one way or the other. so the kind of lie varies. so what biggest lie have you told your lover.

Hmmmmm, can't remember jare !

akin_bunmy:

every body is a liar in one way or the other. so the kind of lie varies. so what biggest lie have you told your lover.

That I was 6ft tall the first time we met!

Yeah, I lied to my man, told him I was goin to have an early night, when infact I was out partyin ALL night with my friends.

Cant even think. They all seem big, most important is the fact that i lied

Haaaa!
Pls dont go there.

Not much but that i don't have any money with me now is obvious.

@ topic

Ehm, the first time we met, i think I told him that the wrold was coming to an end.

I love you

i told her i was jj okocha

wheni fisrt met my ex, i told him i wasnt lookin for a relationship that i was sick of men   truth was i had a crush on him and was tickled pink he was giving me so much attention. . . he made me pay for the lie  

Lol

@topic
Hmmmmmmmmmm . . . . . . .

tope2000:

Lol

@topic
Hmmmmmmmmmm . . . . . . .

Cheiiiii girls can liee!

michelin89:

Cheiiiii girls can liee!

Michelin dear, just little white lies na

Some girl told me she was pregnant for me - I cried no be small.

She called the lab right in my prescence and I could hear the other side tellign her about positive result - didnt know it was for another test she went for.

she sef come begin dey cry and it made it so real to me.

idiot girl - she went to bathroom and came out laughing at me.

I begin dey use condom kiakia

kokoye:

Some girl told me she was pregnant for me - I cried no be small.

She called the lab right in my prescence and I could hear the other side tellign her about positive result - didnt know it was for another test she went for.

she sef come begin dey cry and it made it so real to me.

idiot girl - she went to bathroom and came out laughing at me.

I begin dey use condom kiakia

LOL. . . i like her already

kokoye:

Some girl told me she was pregnant for me - I cried no be small.

She called the lab right in my prescence and I could hear the other side tellign her about positive result - didnt know it was for another test she went for.

she sef come begin dey cry and it made it so real to me.

idiot girl - she went to bathroom and came out laughing at me.

I begin dey use condom kiakia

Heheheheeheheh . . . . . . . .

The evil that women do will continue to chase them all over the world.

keep on laughing. wicked people.

na serious matter una dey take dey laff so.

tope2000:

Michelin dear, just little white lies na

Eh? You nor know we have pink lies, green lies, yellow lies, black lies, blue lies, etc?

If you want i fit explain wetin each one mean.

@poster
told her i was in london,while i was free styling, dat was in d past tho lol

ROTFLMAO!! Na wo oh, lie lie full this NL ,

Anyway the biggest lie i've told was in bed . . . I just came

kokoye:

The evil that women do will continue to chase them all over the world.

keep on laughing. wicked people.

na serious matter una dey take dey laff so.

tope2000:

Heheheheeheheh . . . . . . . .

dem talk say make you no shine your gorro teeth again!!

That i quit smoking when i only cut back.

Told an ex-floozy i was going away on a fieldtrip when in reality i was going camping with her mum in an hotel for some furious pus*y battering!

kokoye:

The evil that women do will continue to chase them all over the world.

keep on laughing. wicked people.

na serious matter una dey take dey laff so.

awwwwww poor baby

. . .  it all worked out well in d end na, its ok

michelin89:

Eh? You nor know we have pink lies, green lies, yellow lies, black lies, blue lies, etc?

If you want i fit explain wetin each one mean.

Abeg explain

MrCrackles:


them talk say make you no shine your gorro teeth again!!

leave my teeth alone, kilode.
do u have any idea how many toothpastes endorsement i have

tope2000:

Abeg explain

Ok! Make I finish this pounded yam and I'll be back to you.

_{*iyabegi, where the other two portions wey I ask you now!*}

The evil that women do will continue to chase them all over the world.

keep on laughing. wicked people.

na serious matter una dey take dey laff so.

ABI GIRL DON SHOW U PEPPER?

DIS ONE WEY U DEY VOKE? UR BODY DEY PEPPER? HAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anyway the biggest lie i've told was in bed . . . I just came

YEAH ME TOO,

JUS 2 MAKE HIM HAPPY, I TOLD HIM I CAME WHILE I WAS DIEING SILENTLY, LOL

DFACT:

Anyway the biggest lie i've told was in bed . . . I just came

YEAH ME TOO,

JUS 2 MAKE HIM HAPPY, I TOLD HIM I CAME WHILE I WAS DIEING SILENTLY, LOL

michelin89:

Ok! Make I finish this pounded yam and I'll be back to you.

_{*iyabegi, where the other two portions wey I ask you now!*}

Lol . . . . i hope the other potion is for me o

@topic

I once told her she's beautiful!

^{that was a big lie}