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How To Toast A Lady In A Biblical Way by Xavier9ja(m): 10:23am On Oct 14, 2014
Boy: do you have a boyfriend?
Girl: No. I don’t want a boyfriend.
Boy: Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God
said, ‘It is not good for the man
to be alone. I will make a helper
suitable for him’.”
Girl: But I don’t love you.
Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does
not love, does not know God,
because God is love.”
Girl: So how do I discern that
your words are true?
Boy: Matthew 12:34b “For the
mouth speaks what the heart is
full of."
Girl: But how can I be sure that
you are faithful and honest?
Boy: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and
earth will pass away, but my
words will never pass away."
Girl: But why me? There are so
many girls out there.
Boy: Proverbs 31:29 “Many
women do noble things, but you
surpass them all!”
Girl: But what do you see in me,
that makes you love me?
Boy: Song of Songs 4:7 " You are
altogether beautiful, my darling;
there is no flaw in you."
Girl: But really, I’m not that
beautiful … you’re exaggerating.
Boy: Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is
deceptive, and beauty is fleeting;
but a woman who fears the Lord
is to be praised.”
Girl: What will happen if I say
yes?
Boy: Genesis 2:24 “That is why a
man leaves his father and mother
and is united to his wife, and
they become one flesh."
Girl: How is it that you know so
many Scriptures?
Boy: Joshua 1:8 “Keep this Book
of the Law always on your lips;
meditate on it day and night, so
that you may be careful to do
everything written in it. Then you
will be prosperous and
successful. "
Girl: Wooow, I can see you really
love God.
Boy: Psalm 34:8 “Taste and see
that the Lord is good; blessed is
the one who takes refuge in
Him!”
Girl: Hmmm. Ok please just give
me some time to think about
this.
Boy: Philippians 4:8 "Finally,
brothers and sisters, whatever is
true, whatever is noble, whatever
is right, whatever is pure,
whatever is lovely, whatever is
admirable—if anything is
excellent or praiseworthy—th ink
about such things."
Girl: owwww I love you already
Boy: Revelations 22:21b "Amen."

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Re: How To Toast A Lady In A Biblical Way by Xavier9ja(m): 10:24am On Oct 14, 2014
waiting for comments
Re: How To Toast A Lady In A Biblical Way by Nobody: 10:38am On Oct 14, 2014
Cool...real cool. Wat if she asks different questions?
Re: How To Toast A Lady In A Biblical Way by Tenim47(m): 10:45am On Oct 14, 2014
Girl;wen ar we goin 2 church?.
Guy;on sunday.
Girl;were is it in d bible dat we should go 2 church on sunday?
Guy;let me check google,cox i cnt find it here.
Re: How To Toast A Lady In A Biblical Way by Xavier9ja(m): 12:34pm On Oct 14, 2014
shockwave91:
Cool...real cool. Wat if she asks different questions?
she's already in love
Re: How To Toast A Lady In A Biblical Way by Xavier9ja(m): 12:34pm On Oct 14, 2014
Tenim47:
Girl;wen ar we goin 2 church?.
Guy;on sunday.
Girl;were is it in d bible dat we should go 2 church on sunday?
Guy;let me check google,cox i cnt find it here.
lol
Re: How To Toast A Lady In A Biblical Way by Nobody: 1:07pm On Oct 14, 2014
Xavier9ja:
she's already in love
i see smiley. U na pastor? As in all dose types wey dey get dwn low
Re: How To Toast A Lady In A Biblical Way by Xavier9ja(m): 1:47pm On Oct 14, 2014
shockwave91:

i see smiley. U na pastor? As in all dose types wey dey get dwn low
grin
shockwave91:

i see smiley. U na pastor? As in all dose types wey dey get dwn low
Re: How To Toast A Lady In A Biblical Way by philantoxx(m): 3:50pm On Oct 14, 2014
God is watching u ooo.@OP
Re: How To Toast A Lady In A Biblical Way by Ericardo7(m): 4:34pm On Oct 14, 2014
Seeing this for like, a thousandth time..... O.P, get a life
Re: How To Toast A Lady In A Biblical Way by Xavier9ja(m): 5:22pm On Oct 14, 2014
Ericardo7:
Seeing this for like, a thousandth time..... O.P, get a life
tank u

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