There is this Star actress you have been chasing around town and she keeps proving hard to get.Then on a particular day she decides to suprise you by visiting you unannounced. Immediately she steps into ur house,she goes straight to the room and changes into a transparent night wear and goes to the kitchen to prepare something for dinner after which she will give you the vitamin"S" . And then your girlfriend calls to tell ‎u that she is coming over with the 150k you requested from her before she embarks on a flight out of the country.Which one of the two will ‎u cancel her visit?What excuse will you give?

I will meet her at the airport as the caring man that I am so she doesn't have to stress herself coming over, while the other will have enough time to prepare the meal without distraction

DrMuzoic:
I will meet her at the airport as the caring man that I am so she doesn't have to stress herself coming over, while the other will have enough time to prepare the meal without distraction

The agreement the previous day was that she would come over to ur house before heading to the airport for a huge dose of the vitamin "S" before leaving the country.

Meet her at the airport vitamin whatever in my car (full tints has its benefits lol) Come back home to continue from where I stopped. ...but boss which kind life self. Nigerians can imagine scenerios shaaaa

davdandam:
Meet her at the airport vitamin whatever in my car (full tints has its benefits lol) Come back home to continue from where I stopped. ...but boss which kind life self. Nigerians can imagine scenerios shaaaa

in d car?! no way! She won't take that when she has a house same as you do.



















I wish it was an imagination really

fyneboi79:
in d car?! no way! She won't take that when she has a house same as you do.



















I wish it was an imagination really

She has a house e don settle Na. ....pick her up at the airport, drive to her house under the pretense of forgetting something you need to take before she leaves, when she's getting the door initiate your moves. ....she'll even forget you came to pick something.

davdandam:

She has a house e don settle Na. ....pick her up at the airport, drive to her house under the pretense of forgetting something you need to take before she leaves, when she's getting the door initiate your moves. ....she'll even forget you came to pick something.

You r a sharp guy but don't forget she was already on her way to ur house when she called to tell ‎u to prepare for a tigress about to devour ‎u So how will you make her turn back two 3 streets away from ur house and don't forget that she has her own keys.

[quote author=fyneboi79 post=27248879]You r a sharp guy but don't forget she was already on her way to ur house when she called to tell ‎u to prepare for a tigress about to devour ‎u So how will you make her turn back two 3 streets away from ur house and don't forget that she has her own keys.
I'm at the mechanics babe why don't you come pick me up. ....we'll head to your place, I even forgot my wallet last night when I came over. ...missing you already. ...plz no waste my time here o lol shey you know fatai Na that mechanic close to that bank enh I'm there. ...no.vex just turn around.

Star Actress

You mean nollywood actress


Am Chasing her outa my house

[quote author=davdandam post=27249334][/quote]NL ladies pls beware of this guy He is highly potent.

*just peeping*

fyneboi79:
NL ladies pls beware of this guy He is highly potent.

Hehehe buhahahahaha

Agybabe:
*just peeping*

*Pulls out his Koboko* Oya lie down here

iceberylin:
Star Actress

You mean nollywood actress


Am Chasing her outa my house

Maka y na? Na Genievieve nko?

fyneboi79:
Maka y na? Na Genievieve nko?

Genevieve! and so! as long as its a Nigerian actress, walahi I go chase her comot. you know how many prick she has buried in her sink hole? and besides I don't dig grandmothers

fyneboi79:
*Pulls out his Koboko* Oya lie down here

mstcheeeew

fyneboi79:
You r a sharp guy but don't forget she was already on her way to ur house when she called to tell ‎u to prepare for a tigress about to devour ‎u So how will you make her turn back two 3 streets away from ur house and don't forget that she has her own keys.

*in davido's voice*
"Omo see gobe"

fyneboi79:
Maka y na? Na Genievieve nko?

She's different

adepiero:
Genevieve! and so! as long as its a Nigerian actress, walahi I go chase her comot. you know how many prick she has buried in her sink hole? and besides I don't dig grandmothers

Easy easy easy! Cut them some slack

Agybabe:

mstcheeeew

if ‎u hiss again ,I will double ur punishment. *now lie down*

Imoy:


*in davido's voice*
"Omo see gobe"

*in Davidos voice*
"Yomi see Gobe "