I got married early this year and ever since, my wife has never for once stepped into the kitchen to cook for me.

Its always been Mr Biggs and Sweet Sensation. She acts in a very strange manner at all times and this has got me wondering who I truly got married to.

Though she never cooked during our courtship, I didn't see it as a big deal. But it just got worse.

Recently, I confronted her and demanded she must cook for me by force or she should be ready to go back to her parents house. We had an heated argument over this...as I requested her to make me hot rice.

She stared at me in an absurd manner and said "you want hot rice abi, you want rice abi, OKAY"

The next thing I saw, my wife hit the wall with her palm 3 times and a very hot plate of jollof rice...dished inside black calabash, appeared from no where and she said "Oya take".

I didn't wait to check mayb the rice has meat or not, I took to my hills and since then, I haven't been home.

Please help me beg my wife to leave my house if you know her...

lol... guy r u realy serious or u r jst kidding?

I give Up.

Your inlaws will be here soon to advise you.

Stay tuned!

Lol.....nigga you arnt Married

Smh

see nigerian film in action. More like those films i watch on AM yoruba

You've got a creative Nollywood mind. I only hope this doesn't happen to you in real life.

lolz...bovi shud sign u

Lol. But she give you the rice nau! Haba na wetin you want again? Go back, chop it and tell her thank you sweerry.

what is the name of this movies?

Please when will the part 2 be out? It is not right for children to be given unfettered access to the internet... Baba werey.

Ceasar1:
I give Up.

Your inlaws will be here soon to advise you.

Stay tuned!

Sanguine77:
Please when will the part 2 be out? It is not right for children to be given unfettered access to the internet... Baba werey.

lol and sometimes early symptoms of mental illness are being taken as jokes

Hmmm hunger go kill you . just hope you Dont buy her fast food make she feed her self

Lool ur wife is a good woman

Everybody seems to be laughing let me also join.

Scyllapatron:


lol and sometimes early symptoms of mental illness are being taken as jokes

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Honestly brother, so many people need to visit the hospital for mental examination.

Cock and bull story! Mtcheeew...!!! Even dis one sef dey crave attention.

Your fake ass story no follow.

marieolae:
Lool ur wife is a good woman

chai! I feel like crying

What an interesting movie!....if i know her.? The last sentence make me busted into laughter..

Jennimma:

chai! I feel like crying

lool abi ohh!

Lol..what is this?

Craze ppl don dominate this site

so its only reproduction she signed on for?

Now I know your a joke
Fabricating new stories everyday
How jobless can a man be

Op y you no carry this your fabricated lies go jokes section. Am still laffing... U funny die!

Very funny indeed. Dis got me laffin real hard

U can do better than this now


U can spice ur story line a bit to make it interesting

Do u think anybody will buy into ur story

Try to had some umh next time so that ur story can become believable


*put the thread in a dust bin*

LWKMD ......

clowns everywhere -

Abeg tell your wife to hit her hand four times on the wall. I want to eat nkwobi garnished with onions.

Mtscheeew!

Lool mtcheeeew