nickz:
this is embarassing:



anybody from orlu,imo state should know one river like that called 'orash'(not sure about the spelling tho)

one of my relatives took my there,
i had never been to any river in the east where people swim so i was basically happy
when we got there i saw quite a number of people which i didn't expect
so my cousin introduced me to some of his friends then he got talking with one girl,she was very cute and was asking me questions about lag(cos she and her folks reside in ph).
i was ontop of my game,making jokes and telling stuffs that the three of us laughed about

everything was smooth,just when i was about to ask for her number
she asked me "CAN YOU SWIM??"
Mogbe!!
i looked left ,saw my cousin smiling
looked right,saw children that i was 2x bigger than jumping into the water from one tree like that
i told her YES but i won't wanna swim here cause i was afraid of skin infection(the only excuse i could come up with)

she said i was tryna insult everybody in the water
so in other not to get her thinking i was feeling "big or proud"
thats not how to impress a lady innit??

i pulled off my "3-quarter"
and my t-shirt
oboy!! as i dived into the water it was so fucking cold!!!
first i stopped hearing any sound
next i started immitating what i watched from one 007 movie(casino royale i think)
but i kept going down!!
next thing i knew i was drowning
i started thinking 'the girl go dey smile by now oh'
omoh as a sharp guy i knew it wasn't working
i held one leg like that i was able to see

seems like the boy went down and they all noticed something was wrong next thing i knew someone was pushing me UP
by then i don drink like 25 litres


win win tho!
the chick came to my place tho to check on me like 4 times

zeemoore:
~

busted!

SkinnyDude:
"IF IT WERE" WAS
Bros, i give up..

nna een... Al dx cyber police.
Sheybi u no dey recognize typo ni?

EroticAngelina:
lols, I would be lying if I said I don't need tricks to get attention from guys

its the usual bumping into him and doing as if I'm falling down, then he would offer to help me up

one time, I was in a long queue, when it was finally getting to my turn, I saw this nice guy, who was planning on joining the queue, becoz I wanted his attention.. I had to go back and rejoin the long queue!! I got his attention, only to find out that the guy was a jerkk!!! and when it finally reached my turn after about 3hours, the thing I wanted to get was finished! I cried that day! that was when I decided to stop trying to get any guy's attention! if them wan notice me, fine! if them no want, FINE!!!

don't worry the lord will see u through

Am a newbie here guys i will aprecuate uf anyone could let me know how this site be

Have been seeing and starring at this girl but i just dey fear to approach her ni cos i dnt know how she go be lyk

Aitee1:
and nothing turns me off like a bad english.

Ya right!

Looool, you just shot someone!

Truckpusher:
Nope.
I understand you never had a good life once.
Don't worry your head ,it will take a virgin to have a man to understand what other women enjoy.

Electronzeez:
Looool, you just shot someone!

I saw that dry humor of his yesterday but decided not to reply him until they started hitting likes for the suffer head.

1one:





Soooo all yea single and searching hardworking, intelligent and presentable, funny and God fearing hunks of Nairaland, I present to you the super sizzling, hot like 500 degrees, cushiony chested, charming smiling,hopefully well rounded backside... Aitee1!!!!


You can begin to send your pms

u no go post your own? U just d busy the quote people post.

[quote
author=patholaw post=27323144]AgapeCharis & Annypie both of u want
to derail dis thread by discussing ur ish here[/quote]oh my bad!oya my apologies..dnt mind us,we were just totally absorbed in d convo..*buh d thread is still intact na*

Annypie:
oh my bad!oya my apologies..dnt mind us,we were just totally absorbed in d convo..*buh d thread is still intact na*

don't mind him jawe....U must b at meeting nw

Howdy?

AgapeCharis:
don't mind him jawe....U must b at meeting nw

Howdy?

haha,bet u knw we dont go on tuesday na...dats wen we catch our prey,and hv feast

still on ur case o...

Annypie:
haha,bet u knw we dont go on tuesday na...dats wen we catch our prey,and hv feast

still on ur case o...

hehehee
So, owaz yur hunting n wah did yhu catch?

lulu1986:

lool sharp sharp

Can I get to know u

SkinnyDude:

adonbilivit. lies!

ogbeni! i dont lie. bilivit

banjicom:


Pics or adonbilivit!

i lost my memory card.

justmag:
This is my story! A few years back i cudnt talk to girls to save my life. I had no idea of how to appraoch girls...always felt it was too awkward for me. So there was this fyneeeee girl at my college library. I spotted her and I cudnt stop looking at her. I was just sitting there thinking of what to say to her and I am a firmly believe it's very very rude to stare and I never stare at ppl out of respect but this girl was at exception. I was trying to look at her without her knowing but my staring game was so weak that she caught me staring twice then she walked up to my table and we started a conversation and when she was about to go home i was still scared to ask for the digits because I felt she was too fine and too good for me. The only way I got in touch with her again was because she talked to a mutual friend about me and asked her to give me her details and what not. It was truly awkward.

Low self esteem rather.

Bus gini?
I modified my initial post

KiddaBlingzz:
busted!

Hmmmmm< I don't want to say I smell lies..



There it is, I'v said it.