agohmamuda:
O.p dis is so informational. Tnks a lot.
But wat is Ekebe and why does it kill??

Afrok:
Op why should U be scared of being killed by Ikebe? It's a simple illustration, U went back through the same passage U came out from . Simple and straightforward but nah TRUE U talk sha @ op, sweet things dey kill or better still too much of sweet things dey purge belle

cupidhero:
chai! if sam raimi or guillermo del toro catch dis ur script na movie of the year e go be. i think say na only me sabi lie...u bad i swear.

jboy73:
oboy how body name?

Afrok:
I don't understand U sir...

jboy73:
no vex... My phone corrects words automatically.. Android wahala!

I mean say how body na?

Afrok:
talking abt phone corrections, sometimes it makes me feel I don't know the spelling of what I wanna type.
Body dey kampe, strong and alert as if it's in the presence of ikebe Thank U sir...

Mondisweets:
Your _stupidity and reckless (both of you) caused the collusion but for some reason u want to blame an innocent person?

jboy73:
very harsh..
Modify this post b4 thunder add tribal marks to your demented face.

Mondisweets:
see as your _stupidity was about to kill u













PS go change your fire bridage hose nose before we start talking about deformed faces abeg

Truckpusher:
Lmao @ fire brigade hose nose

Mondisweets:
u are influencing me

jboy73:
now youre talking.

jboy73:
So after finishing from work, I was cruising round the streets of owerri with my Toyota Camry when I my eyes jammed the YANSH of this Angelic demon.

I saw her like 50 steps away from where I was ... She was on foot... So immediately I accelerated my car to gear 3 so as to catch up with her b4 she branch to another location..
As I was on high speed, I never knew a dude riding on Nissan was also Riding on high speed to catch up with her infront.

Note: I was coming from behind and the dude was coming in front ....never knew he had same taste of Asss like me.


So b4 I could match the breaks and stop, The thing I heard was GBOoooooooAAAAaaaaaaa!
Chinikemeeeeeeee! I screamed. I checked if there was blood on my head... Luckily there weren't any.
I went out of my car and I was like "what da f" So this bomber done spoil again?
I no even care to check on the other guy.
I throw my eye to search for the ikebe that cause the pandemonium... Shoooooh! I didn't see no 1, the girl had disappeared!



So my fellow guys , the moral lesson here is that,

You should know that IKEBE KILLS.
AND That some girls are demons on skirt!

Imaging, I for done die troway just like that.
Smh


Part 2 coming 2Moro.

jboy73:
Na who be Sam raimi o guillermo?

jboy73:
Ikebe=akwu

Kefetjey:
so u've been here and I've been searching the whole of nairaland looking for you

l really missed you

cupidhero:

sam raimi na boss. he made directed "evil dead,drag me to hell,The spiderman trilogy and the spartacus TV series."
guillermo del toro is a director/writer and he is famous for horror flicks like pans labrynth(pan actually means satan,pan is a horned god that is popular in the occult lore.),he also directed movies like hellboy,etc . you catch the drift abi?

Akwaowoa:

e mek sense sha. i jst de wonder if na mack truck bin de in place of d nissan. dis 1 for be story for d gods

Afrok:

jboy73:
na me u write this essay 4?

cupidhero:

yes! wetin i score?

jboy73:
y u come d laugh na.

jboy73:
D_fuck I missed
Ya 2 so how's my baby boy doing?

Kefetjey:
Easy ooo....make ur babe nor scatter my head ooo

jboy73:
hello dear.... How was ya day? 08164412295 whatsap.
Would like 2 tell ya something.