Now I love my sisters and I'll do anything for them, and they are one thing I'll always thank God for, coz they bring pain to the guys in their lives. Well, I coach them to LOCK UP their warehouse of abundance. As a semi-badt guy, guys have tricks and I'll expose them here. Thank me with a PM if you want more tips.

1. Using Slow Rhythm and Soft Tone: Whether on the phone or in-person, the first simple thing a guy can do to deceive you is when he lowers his voice tone to become soft and speaks like he's talking to his great grandmother who just had ear surgery. Ladies, you know what I'm saying... abi?

2. Smile: A genuine smile that has the sides of a guy's eyes stretching along, will ALWAYS deceive you ladies into opening up your shield. Watch for this one too. A smile can cost more than the price they call. Na after you buy you go know the difference between Isoko and Sokoto

3. Make you laugh: Like this post says, these are just simple things guys do and this one is like the simplest and most obvious. Ladies, trust me guys know this and I'm telling you a secret. (hussssh! listen...) Guys believe that once they can make you laugh, "it's finished" as put by my sweet Lord Jesus. Maybe that's what helped Jesus with the women in his life... he never made them laugh. I'm not sure I have an antidote coz this trick really works.

4. Make you talk: A guy that knows 'wasup' will always make you want to talk, and talk ONLY about yourself. Things that concern you, your hairdo, your makeup and how so 'beautifully ungodly' it is - and even what you think about the Big Brother House girls! This tactic is simple. So simple. Once they get you talking and talking and talking, trust me, they are ogling at your chest, your lips and if it's really nice, your hair.

5. Walk slowly: A slow stride in a guy signifies some sort of confidence. Ladies, am I right... that you NEVER get turned on by a guy who walks SO FAST! Tap! Tap! Tap! Like he was walking to secure the last seat before his molue leaves for heaven! Once a guy steps slowly like, one... and... two... and... one... and... two... trust me, the ladies start tripping.

6. Perfume: Hmmmmm... no need to talk about this. It's as simple as I told you it'd be. The worst part, even a N1200 perfume can make a girl think, "Hmmm... just maybe"

7. Dress cute: Whether wearing the most expensive or the cheapest, as long as the color goes well and the clothes are ironed, ladies just start considering. If the guy con try add good shoe with correct belt, aha! "It is finished" again... Thank u Lord Jesus!

8. Clean Skin: O boy! I don't know where to start from in this one. A 20-something year old lady almost raped me when I was like 12 years old coz of my skin tone! Heck, why do you think ladies love holding babies and cuddling them? Once a guy maintains his skin well, no blemish, no pimple, all clean, the ladies even start deceiving themselves. They be like, "wow... he's SO competing with me"

9. Deepened Voice: Another simple trick that throws girls off-balance. A guy's voice sounds deep, mustn't be bass, and the ladies start doing "ten ten" in their minds. Na wa o. Don't they even know this voice thing comes as early as puberty? God help my 18-year old bro... the guy must be having 'selection problem'.

10. Make U Think or Talk about S\ex! : What came to your mind when you saw that last word in RED. See what I mean? Once a guy jokes about the RED word, or writes about the RED word, or even sneezes a note about the RED word, ladies die once. It's like something falls off their brain and crashes into their "down there" causing irreparable damage. Of the two of us, guys and girls, I have to argue that girls love s\e.x more than us. They're just better at hiding it! But still, that's a good thing... wouldn't want my future virgin daughter come up to me like, "Dad, I saw this guy today and my body was so scratching me, like this and like that... I just did it to get it over with Dad." Mehnnn... na faint!

HMMMM... the worst part, guys will still continue to deceive you even after reading this. God help us! Comments and bashing are welcome

A guy who makes me laugh all the time genuinely has a good sense of humour. I am not quite sure guys can fake that.
Clean, blemish -free skin and the perfume thing works o!

vivaciousvivi:
A guy who makes me laugh all the time genuinely has a good sense of humour. I am not quite sure guys can fake that.
Clean, blemish -free skin and the perfume thing works o!

A believer in the house! Praise the Lord sambady!

@ OP, if U call those points deceives, then what are the qualities of a nice guy? I think without this guys will be like wolves, then girls will prefer been alone rather than staying with wolves.

Deep voice, great smelling perfume, clean skin, soft voice tone, good humor, and cute smile has been used on me oooh

spyg1:
@ OP, if U call those points deceives, then what are the qualities of a nice guy? I think without this guys will be like wolves, then girls will prefer been alone rather than staying with wolves.

What can I say? The devil knows how to dress like God, but he's still the devil

rokiatu:
Deep voice, great smelling perfume, clean skin, soft voice tone, good humor, and cute smile has been used on me oooh

Eya... I just hope he was good to you?

This dude is awesome!

But the thing like he said is that "same trick WORKS for all ladies irrespective of age"...they're gonna deny it but believe me it does

TheWisest:


Eya... I just hope he was good to you?

he was so good to me and still is not over me, so I don't know who deceived who


If you think guys are liars girls are even a bigger_________

TheWisest:


What can I say? The devil knows how to dress like God, but he's still the devil

rokiatu:
he was so good to me and still is not over me, so I don't know who deceived who


If you think guys are liars girls are even a bigger_________

Good! You met a good one. If na bad one u jam, u for know sey man lie pass woman own.

Crocz:
This dude is awesome!

But the thing like he said is that "same trick WORKS for all ladies irrespective of age"...they're gonna deny it but believe me it does

Thanks bruv! *Keeps munching*

rokiatu:
Deep voice, great smelling perfume, clean skin, soft voice tone, good humor, and cute smile has been used on me oooh

Guilty as charged

no boy can use that trick on me.

I too strong

Beautifully crafted.

Good job op. This is armchair research with some class!

Thumbs Baba!

the only that works on me....


Just tell me to visit your house. Haaa! I don dey anticipate the kain enjpyment we i go get for ur bed.

Winks

Even after al dz,if i want to say no,nothn stops me

mizzkeji44:
Even after al dz,if i want to say no,nothn stops me

If I hear! Na because you never jam smooth guy You go melt one time.

I tink girls also use dis trick too. Smiles, perfume, etc. Am I wrong

mayayinks:
I tink girls also use dis trick too. Smiles, perfume, etc. Am I wrong

Wrong! All girls need are their assets. Gbam!

TheWisest:


Wrong! All girls need are their assets. Gbam!

wrong, all those also play part he's right.

Liability:
the only that works on me....


Just tell me to visit your house. Haaa! I don dey anticipate the kain enjpyment we i go get for ur bed.

Winks

I just LOVE honest chicks

H

rokiatu:
wrong, all those also play part he's right.

That'll be Great Assets plus Great Character if you want them to ask for long term relationship. But if you want marriage, garnish those two requirements with Great Cooking Skills. Wedding Bells!!!

True observation

mayayinks:
I tink girls also use dis trick too. Smiles, perfume, etc. Am I wrong

ησ dεαʀ, ιт ωσʀκs ση мε мσsт σƒ d тιмε.☺
@ σp υ ηαιlεd ιт мαη

I think some guys possess these qualities naturally na.



@op, if u know anyone,i don't mind being ''decieved'' sha

Ezibless:
I think some guys possess these qualities naturally na.



@op, if u know anyone,i don't mind being ''decieved'' sha

Damn sweetie... What am I here for?

@op , I guess u got ur own gf without dis points u listed up there. Or beta still frm heaven or planet krypton.

Beta wake up frm snoring bfor u wet d bed.....

Ezibless:
I think some guys possess these qualities naturally na.



@op, if u know anyone,i don't mind being ''decieved'' sha

And this looks more like a stunt.