Disclaimer: This is serious post with comic relief to go with it. it ain't that serious!

1. Composure. No matter what you may think or have heard, guys do not want any gangster chic, they don’t wanta woman who will break a bottle on another’s head because they know that may be their head someday. A composed lady has better promise.

2. Beauty. We really aren’tso crazy about how you look. All we are saying is ifyou lackboobs and hips, try to make sure it’s only one and make up for it somehow. A beautiful brain is an example of a greatasset.

3. Culinary skills. Guys marry women that can cookand date those that can’t. Tryand perfect your Egusi and Afang soup making skills. Thisis a valid plus inyour resume.

4. Don’t believe what you watch on Africa Magic, we don’t want a domineering woman. If you cannot be submissive, we cannot wear trouser with you and fight for who is the man of the house.

5. Talking about Africa Magic, if you are one of those women that sit around all the time and have watched 90 percent of all their movies, then the probability of a good man finding you is low.

6. We fear women that watch Africa Magic becauseweassume you that is yourcitadel of learning. Who wants a woman who has over 3 babalawos’ phone numbers?

7. Manners. That head tapping thing you do when your weave is overdue? Stop it. Hasn’t anyone told you it makes you look like a drug addict craving her next fix? Or are you trying to accelerate the flow of blood in your brain? Stop it.

8. Education.We don’t like when women have all these strange degrees such as Journalism and Medical Genetics. Please stick to Law, Accounting and mostlyHome Economics. Thanks.

9. While still on education, please do not go beyond afirst degree. Why go for a Masters when we already intend to make you the Mrs? Too many university degrees makes us feel likelesser beings.

10. Sex. We will really appreciate it if you have a non-existent intimate life/thoughts before we meet. Let us be the ones toteach you from our experience.

11. Independence. We don’t like our women listening to Beyonce. Remember her trackslike ‘Single Ladies’, ‘Independent Women’, and ‘Girls Run The World’? What kind of brain washingis that? So if you must listen to music, don’t do any of these new songs, do Cyndi Lauper, Dolly Parton, etc.

12. Carriage. Guys want women who carry themselves well. This means we don’t want you looking like the Michelin man or all these Christian mothers.
13. Still talking of carriage,when we go out please respect yourself. Even if there’s no food at home, don’twipe the plate clean. When we go to parties, please all this grinding and‘lepa on the floor’ dance steps should be reserved for when we get back home.

14. Guys do not like hairnets, wrappers and late night egg masks on the face.
Thanks in advance.

http://thathman..com/2012/06/what-guy-want-in-relationship.html

I’m pretty sure I’ve left out some points, feel free to drop yours. Cheers

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Ha ha. Women ooooo, una don hear am. Chei! To be man sweet ooooo.

NaijaKnight:

10. Sex. We will really appreciate it if you have a non-
existent sexual life/thoughts before we meet. Let us
be the ones to teach you from our experience.

Experience from where? From fuc*ing animals or other women.

smh

Guys dont like hairnets too? Wahala dey. Wont ur hairnet b on ur hair wen u wake up?
Hian! Na wa o!

VERY FUNI ARTICLE :PVERY FUNI ARTICLE

veegirl:
Guys dont like hairnets too? Wahala dey. Wont ur hairnet b on ur hair wen u wake up?
Hian! Na wa o!

Dnt b too scared; jst wake up earlier Dan d man n remove d net

defendedvictim:
Dnt b too scared; jst wake up earlier Dan d man n remove d net

lol. Una no serious. Wake up earlier ko. Guys una wahala really too much. Dont do dis dont do dat. If we give una our own list of dos and donts una go run.

veegirl:

lol. Una no serious. Wake up earlier ko. Guys una wahala really too much. Dont do dis dont do dat. If we give una our own list of dos and donts una go run.

Hehe..bring it on. We r equal to d task

number 10 got me laughing, op who will you use to acquire such experience?

defendedvictim:
Hehe..bring it on. We r equal to d task

hehe! sorry bro but you no know wetin dey the list. I no fit shout.

Singing and Laughing in Tiv

jmoore:

Experience from where? From fuc*ing animals or other women.

smh

it's not that serious bro

NaijaKnight:

hehe! sorry bro but you no know wetin dey the list. I no fit shout.

nobody knows wat should be in the list..trust our ladies; they don't know either

Lol@ fearing girls who watch African magic

Missmossy:
Lol@ fearing girls who watch African magic

true ooo! they've shifted to Telemundo. it's that serious.

Cool stuff. Independence should be at number one though.
Guys, there's this latest trend which I find even more annoying than African Magic, and which is a very big turn off for me too....These Philipino and Korean movies. They call it 'My girl' or something like that. Is it just me or has anyone else noticed?

NaijaKnight:

true ooo! they've shifted to Telemundo. it's that serious.

I 8 that telemundo with passion.

amakufrancis:
number 10 got me laughing, op who will you use to acquire experience?

hahahahahaha na still them oo

Mrval20:
Cool stuff. Independence should be at number one though.
Guys, there's this latest trend which I find even more annoying than African Magic, and which is a very big turn off for me too....These Philipino and Korean movies. They call it 'My girl' or something like that. Is it just me or has anyone else noticed?

hehe they say it's Telemundo oo

This was copied verbatim from thenakedconvos.com. You could have at least given credit.

lovely

Abeg d op is talking for himself o. Not for "guys". Cos I'm seeing more of jealousy as I read one point afta d oda. I can only say what applies to me.

NaijaKnight:

hahahahahaha na still them oo

lol bro you funny ooo.

No 8, 9, 10 & 14 is TOTALLY FALSE!!!


I don't know about y'all but I like a woman with a solid educational background not some female with limited reasoning abilities. Professional careers are even an added bonus.

Not all guys like inexperienced women when it comes to sex & sexuality. Please ladies, learn & gather experience but that doesn't mean you should become the hood hoe. I can't spend the rest of my life with a sexually boring woman.

Nigerian men scared of successful Nigerian women since 1960.

so we should start doing all those things just to get a man? mtchew. if u don't like the way I am, move to the next lady. there are thousands of guys out there that are looking for ladies like me. diff strokes for diff folks


so if a girl is boobzless and @ssless and don't use makeup, she no go attract any guy at all? shuuuuuuuuuu!

it's rather unfortunate that you didn't read the disclaimer

No 4 got me rolling on the floor. I.e abt a woman that have 3 babalawo fone numbers

So interesting...

muaa:
No 4 got me rolling on the floor. I.e abt a woman that have 3 babalawo fone numbers

hehe unlike some uptight peeps, you get the disclaimer.
I'm glad you laughed. you have a very rubost sense of humour.

sirman:
No 8, 9, 10 & 14 is TOTALLY FALSE!!!


I don't know about y'all but I like a woman with a solid educational background not some female with limited reasoning abilities. Professional careers are even an added bonus.

Not all guys like inexperienced women when it comes to sex & sexuality. Please ladies, learn & gather experience but that doesn't mean you should become the hood hoe. I can't spend the rest of my life with a sexually boring woman.

just like er'thing that's yours , your opinion is all yours....different strokes, capish? + it ain't that serious