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Ladies!! Enough Seriously. We Swear!!! by Bublanski: 6:28am On Nov 04, 2014
A pretty dope post was posted on Thought Catalog the other day that listed 33 Men’s response to One Thing They’d like Women to Stop Doing Immediately. I gather my favorite ten and listed them here. You can check out the whole article here but feel free to see my Top Ten and offer your thoughts in the comments section.

3. Believing that men have no discretion when it comes to sex.
Assuming every man must want to have sex with every woman all of the time. No I’m not gay, I just don’t find you attractive.

6. Thinking that they’re queens.
Stop posting those “A real man would treat their girl like a Queen” bullshit postings on Facebook. It is not our job to serve you like a queen, and you’d better believe a guy would get an angry feminist mob bearing down on them if they posted something similar about men.
It’s not funny and makes you look like a bitch to all men, no matter how many of your girlfriends agree.

9. Expecting guys to pick up on subtle hints.
Dropping hints. Seriously. We don’t pick them up. We won’t pick them up. We can’t pick them up. Stop expecting us to know what you want or feel and just say it.

10. Assuming that guys are mad when they’re just zoning out.
As a man, my mind often wanders. If I’m staring off into space, please stop asking me “What I’m thinking.”
I usually don’t know. Admitting this, however, seems to trigger an argument, since I’m “avoiding” the question.
There is only an infinitesimally small chance that my wandering thoughts are about you. There’s an even smaller chance that it’s anything negative.

11. Taking from their man’s plate of food.
Order your own fucking fries or salad at the restaurant. I told you to get whatever you wanted. I wanted a whole serving of fries, that’s why I ordered my self a whole serving of fries. I didn’t order something cause I only wanted half of it and was hoping to split the rest with you.

13. Sexually harassing guys.
Just cause I’m a guy doesn’t mean you can sexually harass me. It doesn’t matter what gender you are.

15. Talking during a movie.
Stop asking me questions about a movie we’re watching together that we’ve both never seen. No, I don’t know if he’s going to die, I’ve seen exactly as much of this fucking movie as you have.
Also, when you asked me what the person on the screen said, I don’t know because when they were talking you were asking me what the person on the screen before them said.
Oh, and I’m sorry you didn’t follow what happened with that one person in the movie because you started playing with your phone for ten minutes to ignore the movie that you picked for us to watch.

18. Treating sex like a gift they give to men.
Stop treating sex as something you let us do to you. Either want it too or Bleep off.

31. Believing that guys can’t get hurt.
Generally speaking, a trait I run into among many women, especially those from privileged upbringing, is the pretentious stance that no one could suffer if they have a penis.
That really needs to stop, right now.

32. Not knowing what they’re asking for.
If you insist on getting treated like one of the guys, then don’t get pissed when you do in fact get treated like one of the guys.


If you want to further make our lives simple, please follow the link to see more from where I culled it from http://thoughtcatalog.com/charlie-shaw/2014/06/33-men-reveal-the-one-thing-theyd-like-all-women-to-stop-doing-immediately/

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Re: Ladies!! Enough Seriously. We Swear!!! by dechandel(f): 6:35am On Nov 04, 2014
You should have just numbered the post accordingly

I eat from my boyfriend's plate of food.. His meat actually.. There is plenty love in sharing abi?

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Re: Ladies!! Enough Seriously. We Swear!!! by Bublanski: 6:43am On Nov 04, 2014
dechandel:

You should have just numbered the post accordingly

I eat from my boyfriend's plate of food.. His meat actually.. There is plenty love in sharing abi?

Its for authenticity. I culled it just like that from the original source. The content is the koko sha.

Meanwhile, we dont mind when you take from our plate, but just dont take what you have already said you dont like to eat grin
Re: Ladies!! Enough Seriously. We Swear!!! by Nobody: 6:55am On Nov 04, 2014
dechandel:

You should have just numbered the post accordingly

I eat from my boyfriend's plate of food.. His meat actually.. There is plenty love in sharing abi?



There is love in sharing, but there is peace in having your own
H

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Re: Ladies!! Enough Seriously. We Swear!!! by YungwizzzyPt7: 6:58am On Nov 04, 2014
Pls who read should explain
Re: Ladies!! Enough Seriously. We Swear!!! by dechandel(f): 7:05am On Nov 04, 2014
Bublanski:


Its for authenticity. I culled it just like that from the original source. The content is the koko sha.

Meanwhile, we dont mind when you take from our plate, but just dont take what you have already said you dont like to eat grin
Whatever happened to loss of apetite and gaining back the apetite grin
Thats always the case tongue
And eating with your partner helps in bonding tongue

dicefrost:

There is love in sharing, but there is peace in having your own
H
Just giving out one or two pieces of meat and maybe two spoons of rice wont break you
The food is always sweeter when being shared jare grin
Re: Ladies!! Enough Seriously. We Swear!!! by Bublanski: 7:34am On Nov 04, 2014
THE REST: (for the hopelessly lazy readers, hopefully someone will ''read and summarize''..so fast and pray tongue tongue kiss

1. Taking their dreams too literally.
Stop getting mad at me for what I did in your dreams.

2. Rehashing.
When the fight is done, let it go. It’s over, no need to bring it up or reopen. Forgive, forget, move on.

3. Believing that men have no discretion when it comes to sex.
Assuming every man must want to have sex with every woman all of the time. No I’m not gay, I just don’t find you attractive.

4. Treating guys like children.
When I finally decide to open up around you and show a more sensitive side DO NOT SAY “Aww…”

5. Putting guys in lose-lose situations.
Setting us up for questions that have no right answers.

6. Thinking that they’re queens.
Stop posting those “A real man would treat their girl like a Queen” bullshit postings on Facebook. It is not our job to serve you like a queen, and you’d better believe a guy would get an angry feminist mob bearing down on them if they posted something similar about men. It’s not funny and makes you look like a bitch to all men, no matter how many of your girlfriends agree.

7. Passive Aggression.
Stop being all passive aggressive. Just tell me what you want and stop hemming and hawing and saying, “nothing” when you really do want something.

8. Being the worst decision-makers.
Me: “What do you want to do for dinner?” Her: “I don’t know, whatever’s fine with me.” Me: “How about that Mexican place on 2nd street?” Her: “I’m not in the mood for Mexican.” Me: “What are you in the mood for?” Her: “Eh, whatever you want…” My bad, but when you guys say “whatever”, I assume you mean “whatever.”

9. Expecting guys to pick up on subtle hints.
Dropping hints. Seriously. We don’t pick them up. We won’t pick them up. We can’t pick them up. Stop expecting us to know what you want or feel and just say it.

10. Assuming that guys are mad when they’re just zoning out.
As a man, my mind often wanders. If I’m staring off into space, please stop asking me “What I’m thinking.” I usually don’t know. Admitting this, however, seems to trigger an argument, since I’m “avoiding” the question. There is only an infinitesimally small chance that my wandering thoughts are about you. There’s an even smaller chance that it’s anything negative.

11. Taking from their man’s plate of food.
Order your own fucking fries or salad at the restaurant. I told you to get whatever you wanted. I wanted a whole serving of fries, that’s why I ordered my self a whole serving of fries. I didn’t order something cause I only wanted half of it and was hoping to split the rest with you.

12. How they treat each other.
Honestly, I love the company of women. I just can’t stand how they can be so mean to each other when guys aren’t around.

13. Sexually harassing guys.
Just cause I’m a guy doesn’t mean you can sexually harass me. It doesn’t matter what gender you are. It’s creepy, Kathryn.

14. Burying themselves in their phones.
Stop taking an hour to reply to every text. Every time we hang out, you’re on your phone. What the Bleep are you doing on that thing?

15. Talking during a movie.
Stop asking me questions about a movie we’re watching together that we’ve both never seen. No, I don’t know if he’s going to die, I’ve seen exactly as much of this fucking movie as you have. Also, when you asked me what the person on the screen said, I don’t know because when they were talking you were asking me what the person on the screen before them said. Oh, and I’m sorry you didn’t follow what happened with that one person in the movie because you started playing with your phone for ten minutes to ignore the movie that you picked for us to watch.

16. Painting their eyebrows.
Stop making their eyebrows like the Nike symbol.

17. Expecting every gay guy to be her best friend.
Just because I am gay does not mean that you and I will be best friends. I don’t want to go shopping with you; I don’t want to check out guys with you. Most of all — your other gay friend is not perfect for me purely because he is gay.

18. Treating sex like a gift they give to men.
Stop treating sex as something you let us do to you. Either want it too or Bleep off.

19. Reckless feet behavior in the car.
Take your fucking feet off the fucking dashboard.

20. Trying to play-fight with another guy.
This may seem oddly specific, but please stop trying to prove that you’re stronger than I am. Play-fighting and wrestling can be fun, but when you decide that you want to prove how strong you are, one of us is going to get hurt. If you use all your strength and I don’t use a reciprocal amount of force, you are probably going to end up hurting me in some way. If I use enough force to keep you from hurting me, I’m probably going to hurt you. I get it; it’s fun. Just remember that most likely, I’m taller, weigh more and have a lot more muscle mass. No one is saying you aren’t a bad ass. It’s just that someone is going to get hurt. That’s no fun.

21. Getting mad because guys didn’t read between your lines.
Don’t get mad when I completely ignore your “I’m not mad” bullshit.

22. Not knowing how to take compliments.
When we say, “you look beautiful today” we aren’t saying you don’t look beautiful on any other day, we are just saying you look exceptionally beautiful today. Take it as a goddamn compliment.

23. Fake tanning.
Fake tans. Orange is not a good skin tone.

24. Waking their man up.
Just because you have woken up does not mean I want to be woken up. Women in my life seem to always have this notion that as soon as they’re awake, my ass had better be getting up too, but if I wake HER up…World War fucking 3.

25. Being a hypocrite.
Please, don’t tell me it’s weird to have girls as friends when 82% of your friends are guys! And then you go cheat on me with those 82% of friends, Bleep you Riley.

26. That weird pout with their mouths.
Duck. Face.

27. Not being able to complete a thought.
To the college women: stop saying “I CAN’T EVEN”. Finish your sentence or don’t talk at all. It makes you sound dumb as shit.

28. Hogging the bed and then denying it.
Stop taking up the entire bed and then call us the bed hog in public. You know who you are.

29. Believing that their periods are free passes to be an ass.
Can I answer even though I’m a woman? Please stop announcing when you’re on your period. It doesn’t give you a free pass to lash out at everyone for no reason.

30. Stop with the silly games.
Don’t start complaining about something, and then cut it off mid-sentence to lure me into it. “Ugh, I hate it when — ohh, never mind.”

31. Believing that guys can’t get hurt.
Generally speaking, a trait I run into among many women, especially those from privileged upbringing, is the pretentious stance that no one could suffer if they have a penis. That really needs to stop, right now.

32. Not knowing what they’re asking for.
If you insist on getting treated like one of the guys, then don’t get pissed when you do in fact get treated like one of the guys.

33. Not believing in themselves.

You can even. Stop telling me you can’t.
Re: Ladies!! Enough Seriously. We Swear!!! by Anyi3(m): 7:56am On Nov 04, 2014
Make I read first

oh thought I was the only one, one of the reasons she broke up with me was something that happened in a dream... I am so not joking.

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Re: Ladies!! Enough Seriously. We Swear!!! by iceberylin(m): 8:06am On Nov 04, 2014
dechandel:

You should have just numbered the post accordingly

I eat from my boyfriend's plate of food.. His meat actually.. There is plenty love in sharing abi?
you mean the guy renting??

Cause i own ur heart wink
Re: Ladies!! Enough Seriously. We Swear!!! by Bublanski: 8:14am On Nov 04, 2014
shocked shocked grin
Anyi3:
Make I read first

oh thought I was the only one, one of the reasons she broke up with me was something that happened in a dream... I am so not joking.
Re: Ladies!! Enough Seriously. We Swear!!! by dechandel(f): 8:15am On Nov 04, 2014
iceberylin:

you mean the guy renting??

Cause i own ur heart wink
You are not my father tongue
Re: Ladies!! Enough Seriously. We Swear!!! by Nobody: 8:21am On Nov 04, 2014
Anyi3:
one of the reasons she broke up with me was something that happened in a dream... I am so not joking.
Lol..
Re: Ladies!! Enough Seriously. We Swear!!! by iceberylin(m): 8:31am On Nov 04, 2014
dechandel:

You are not my father tongue
cry cry
Their is God o
Re: Ladies!! Enough Seriously. We Swear!!! by dechandel(f): 8:41am On Nov 04, 2014
iceberylin:

cry cry
Their is God o
Before nko? Na satan wan dey before?
Re: Ladies!! Enough Seriously. We Swear!!! by Nobody: 8:43am On Nov 04, 2014
==========================

7. Passive Aggression.
Stop being all passive aggressive. Just tell me what you want and stop hemming and hawing and saying, “nothing” when you really do want something.

8. Being the worst decision-makers.


9. Expecting guys to pick up on subtle hints.

10. Assuming that guys are mad when they’re just zoning out.
As a man, my mind often wanders.

11. Taking from their man’s plate of food.
Order your own fucking fries or salad at the restaurant. I told you to get whatever you wanted. I wanted a whole serving of fries, that’s why I ordered my self a whole serving of fries. I didn’t order something cause I only wanted half of it and was hoping to split the rest with you.

==========================

My lovely girlfriend is guilty of charges numbers 7 to 11.

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Re: Ladies!! Enough Seriously. We Swear!!! by ERCROSS(m): 8:59am On Nov 04, 2014
Ladies, u really need to quit having this notion that U gave a man sex ...

U didn't give us and it's not a gift..

We r the one who gave u ..
U enjoyed it most..

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Re: Ladies!! Enough Seriously. We Swear!!! by iceberylin(m): 9:00am On Nov 04, 2014
dechandel:

Before nko? Na satan wan dey before?
Na me wan own am wink

WahYaSay angry
Re: Ladies!! Enough Seriously. We Swear!!! by Missmossy(f): 9:06am On Nov 04, 2014
Hmmm i reserve my comment
Re: Ladies!! Enough Seriously. We Swear!!! by sammieguze(m): 10:08am On Nov 04, 2014
Damn.... Did i just read all that epistles?
Re: Ladies!! Enough Seriously. We Swear!!! by tobiboss(m): 10:26am On Nov 04, 2014
15, 18... Super annoying
Re: Ladies!! Enough Seriously. We Swear!!! by mooremedia: 11:49pm On Nov 06, 2014
with the way I'm commenting on threads these days,
one will think I have no wedding to cover @ 150k with a complementary photobook
video not included.
Re: Ladies!! Enough Seriously. We Swear!!! by passionate88: 7:11am On Nov 07, 2014
dechandel:

You should have just numbered the post accordingly

I eat from my boyfriend's plate of food.. His meat actually.. There is plenty love in sharing abi?
The boyfriend that is on rent?.
Re: Ladies!! Enough Seriously. We Swear!!! by dechandel(f): 7:18am On Nov 07, 2014
passionate88:
The boyfriend that is on rent?.
Yesh grin

mooremedia:
with the way I'm commenting on threads these days,
one will think I have no wedding to cover @ 150k with a complementary photobook
video not included.
Oga boss
I love your advertisement strategy o tongue grin

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Re: Ladies!! Enough Seriously. We Swear!!! by marieolae(f): 7:27am On Nov 07, 2014
Bublanski:
THE REST: (for the hopelessly lazy readers, hopefully someone will ''read and summarize''..so fast and pray tongue tongue kiss


23. Fake tanning.
Fake tans. Orange is not a good skin tone.



we do not do this in my village.
Re: Ladies!! Enough Seriously. We Swear!!! by jvera(f): 8:13am On Nov 07, 2014
no 15 so annoying
Re: Ladies!! Enough Seriously. We Swear!!! by jvera(f): 8:14am On Nov 07, 2014
no 15 so annoying v a cousin who is so fond of dat.

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