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56 Facts About Women by chidiezeh(m): 7:23am On Nov 05, 2014 |
When I read this, I just couldn't stop laughing even though some may be true, but seriously its very hilarious. Please point out the one you think is true. 1. Woman is the last thing God created and the only thing he did not plan to create. 2. Woman is the first creature to disobey God. 3. Woman is the cause of all the problems, troubles we are having in the world today. 4. Woman is easily used by the devil. 5. Woman is like alcohol, if you take it too much, it will destroy you. 6. Woman is like cell phone, any day you press the wrong number, you will not make calls. 7. For woman marriage is business. 8. Woman is naturally wicked. 9. Don't take it for granted when a woman threatens you. 10. Woman likes money more than anything. 11. For woman,marriage is for better for stay, for worse for run away. 12. Woman is like flower, today it blossoms, tomorrow it fades away. 13. If you became poor, woman will give you only one year to recover. 14. You will never know the true nature of a woman until you become broke. 15. Woman can smell money from 1000 miles away. 16. Woman is like chameleon, she brings different characters. 17. Woman thinks straight. 18. Woman is unreliable. 19. Woman is proud. 20. Woman doesn't want to hear that you will be rich tomorrow, she want to hear that you're already rich. 21. Women like reaping where they did not sow. 22. Most times her Yes is No and her No is Yes. 23. No matter what you tell a woman, if someone tells her something better than what you told her, she will abandon you. 24. If your vehicle breaks down woman will jump out, watch you repair it, then afterwards she will come in and enjoy the ride. 25. Woman enjoys retaliation and revenge. 26. Woman becomes wise @40 27. Ordinary animal, snake deceived woman in the Bible, some people say it was Satan that enter the snake, that's a big lie,read that chapter, Satan was not mention. 28. Woman likes jollying. 29. Woman is fashion conscious. 30. Woman is material conscious. 31. Woman wants you to marry her completely so she can have right over your property, when you divorce her, she will go with 30 or 50% of your wealth. There is no truly born again woman. 32. Woman cannot do anything perfectly without the help of a man. 33. Woman enjoys telling lies. 34. If you don't take rubbish, please learn to take rubbish before you get married, because woman is full of fun rubbish. 35. Woman like cheating. 36. Woman is a perfect pretender. 37. Bible says you should not give yourself to woman otherwise she will destroy you. ( proverbs 31 vs 3) 38. Woman is shameless. 39. Woman will cause problems between you and your blood relatives 40. Woman take things for granted. 41. Woman finds it difficult to say sorry. 42. Woman finds it difficult to say I love you. 43. Woman doesn't believe she has to love her husband. 44. Woman is easily angry. 45. Woman hardly forgives and forget. 46. Woman can store more than 200 phone numbers in her brain. 47. Woman likes attention. 48. Woman likes gift so much. 49. Woman has no respect. 50. Woman can be very insulting. 51. Woman has shallow understanding. 52. To woman visitation is a business, she expects package whenever she visit your house. 53. Woman is very greedy. 54. Woman likes public opinion. 55. Woman don't like an intelligent man, she likes a man she can cheat. 56. If woman cannot kill you, you are a strong man indeed. Hope you found it hilarious like I did. From my opinion, I wouldn't say the writer is a sexist, but rather a fellow who just got his heart ripped out and so turns his anger on all women. |
Re: 56 Facts About Women by Nobody: 7:30am On Nov 05, 2014 |
57. Man cannot do without woman 2 Likes |
Re: 56 Facts About Women by Nobody: 7:35am On Nov 05, 2014 |
1 Like |
Re: 56 Facts About Women by Princecalm(m): 7:35am On Nov 05, 2014 |
I quite disargree with no.1 |
Re: 56 Facts About Women by Nobody: 7:36am On Nov 05, 2014 |
Xtarxhyne:amen sister esther shine...... Lol |
Re: 56 Facts About Women by chidiezeh(m): 7:41am On Nov 05, 2014 |
Xtarxhyne:. Lolz |
Re: 56 Facts About Women by Nobody: 7:43am On Nov 05, 2014 |
Cutehector4u:ts starshine |
Re: 56 Facts About Women by Nobody: 7:44am On Nov 05, 2014 |
Xtarxhyne:oh sorry star shine......... Cheers |
Re: 56 Facts About Women by Adwexky(m): 7:44am On Nov 05, 2014 |
chidiezeh:Not all facts here are non-fictitious. Some Women are 1 in A Million. #In fact some men tend to possess some of the features you outline here. *Without Women OP Would Not Be Born.* |
Re: 56 Facts About Women by themmydhayhor(m): 7:44am On Nov 05, 2014 |
Xtarxhyne: y d rest no go b wash |
Re: 56 Facts About Women by Nobody: 7:53am On Nov 05, 2014 |
themmydhayhor:bcs ts a lie |
Re: 56 Facts About Women by FLAWLES(f): 7:58am On Nov 05, 2014 |
no1,2,3,4,27,32,38,42,43,36,and 48=WrONG |
Re: 56 Facts About Women by themmydhayhor(m): 8:03am On Nov 05, 2014 |
[quote author=Xtarxhyne post=27738947] bcs ts a lie[/quote We have fact dere Don't b 2 sentimental |
Re: 56 Facts About Women by Tallesty1(m): 8:08am On Nov 05, 2014 |
Can't stop laughing |
Re: 56 Facts About Women by Asek1(m): 8:11am On Nov 05, 2014 |
And the next thing is to see this sheet on FP... 1 Like |
Re: 56 Facts About Women by jashar(f): 8:14am On Nov 05, 2014 |
Op please define facts for me. |
Re: 56 Facts About Women by Truth24(m): 8:37am On Nov 05, 2014 |
Lolz |
Re: 56 Facts About Women by Justeenaleo(f): 8:54am On Nov 05, 2014 |
chidiezeh: 1 Like
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Re: 56 Facts About Women by Nobody: 9:00am On Nov 05, 2014 |
They are the next best creation God made after the man. They are the reason most men hustles.. They are the reason the world is interesting and they are the fuel that ignites passion. |
Re: 56 Facts About Women by Nobody: 9:14am On Nov 05, 2014 |
Bull shit id sis mks fp may my bingo die |
Re: 56 Facts About Women by mesoade(m): 9:23am On Nov 05, 2014 |
Women are like drugs,they come with expiry dates |
Re: 56 Facts About Women by mesoade(m): 9:24am On Nov 05, 2014 |
If you offend a woman and she talks back at you in retaliation,be happy. If she keeps quiet,my broda abeg run for your life 1 Like |
Re: 56 Facts About Women by kalet55(m): 9:43am On Nov 05, 2014 |
No1 not correct http://elohealth..com |
Re: 56 Facts About Women by Nobody: 10:22am On Nov 05, 2014 |
[quote author=themmydhayhor post=27739186][/quote]can't see any |
Re: 56 Facts About Women by Nobody: 10:44am On Nov 05, 2014 |
without woman, you wouldn't have been born.... In Lucky Dube's voice, "uoooh ohoo, God bless the women!!" |
Re: 56 Facts About Women by xpac01(m): 11:02am On Nov 05, 2014 |
Except 35, all the rest are bleeping truth. 24 got me cracking tho. |
Re: 56 Facts About Women by Hero10001: 11:31am On Nov 05, 2014 |
True to some extent but without woman, all the money in the world would have no meaning. "A virtuous woman is the best property a man can get" Proverbs 31:10-12. |
Re: 56 Facts About Women by Nobody: 12:18pm On Nov 05, 2014 |
interestin |
Re: 56 Facts About Women by spendogram: 12:32pm On Nov 05, 2014 |
@OP, All the 56 craps you posted applies to your mum as well. Some people just choose to be unhappy. What better way to express it than by choosing to see the ish in others why altogether ignoring the beautiful things about them. Women are good. I was raised by a good woman. I am married to one and have produced good women as well. Grow up. |
Re: 56 Facts About Women by okotv(m): 1:23pm On Nov 05, 2014 |
I just cant shout |
Re: 56 Facts About Women by themmydhayhor(m): 1:26pm On Nov 05, 2014 |
Re: 56 Facts About Women by rattlesnake(m): 1:32pm On Nov 05, 2014 |
Ahhhhh!!!!!!! Who are u talking about exactly is it woman or womem |
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