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56 Facts About Women by chidiezeh(m): 7:23am On Nov 05, 2014
When I read this, I just couldn't stop laughing even though
some may be true, but seriously its very hilarious. Please point
out the one you think is true.
1. Woman is the last thing God created and the only thing he
did not plan to create.
2. Woman is the first creature to disobey God.
3. Woman is the cause of all the problems, troubles we are
having in the world today.
4. Woman is easily used by the devil.
5. Woman is like alcohol, if you take it too much, it will destroy
you.
6. Woman is like cell phone, any day you press the wrong
number, you will not make calls.
7. For woman marriage is business.
8. Woman is naturally wicked.
9. Don't take it for granted when a woman threatens you.
10. Woman likes money more than anything.
11. For woman,marriage is for better for stay, for worse for run
away.
12. Woman is like flower, today it blossoms, tomorrow it fades
away.
13. If you became poor, woman will give you only one year to
recover.
14. You will never know the true nature of a woman until you
become broke.
15. Woman can smell money from 1000 miles away.
16. Woman is like chameleon, she brings different characters.
17. Woman thinks straight.
18. Woman is unreliable.
19. Woman is proud.
20. Woman doesn't want to hear that you will be rich
tomorrow, she want to hear that you're already rich.
21. Women like reaping where they did not sow.
22. Most times her Yes is No and her No is Yes.
23. No matter what you tell a woman, if someone tells her
something better than what you told her, she will abandon
you.
24. If your vehicle breaks down woman will jump out, watch
you repair it, then afterwards she will come in and enjoy the
ride.
25. Woman enjoys retaliation and revenge.
26. Woman becomes wise @40
27. Ordinary animal, snake deceived woman in the Bible, some
people say it was Satan that enter the snake, that's a big
lie,read that chapter, Satan was not mention.
28. Woman likes jollying.
29. Woman is fashion conscious.
30. Woman is material conscious.
31. Woman wants you to marry her completely so she can have
right over your property, when you divorce her, she will go
with 30 or 50% of your wealth. There is no truly born again
woman.
32. Woman cannot do anything perfectly without the help of a
man.
33. Woman enjoys telling lies.
34. If you don't take rubbish, please learn to take rubbish
before you get married, because woman is full of fun rubbish.
35. Woman like cheating.
36. Woman is a perfect pretender.
37. Bible says you should not give yourself to woman
otherwise she will destroy you. ( proverbs 31 vs 3)
38. Woman is shameless.
39. Woman will cause problems between you and your blood
relatives
40. Woman take things for granted.
41. Woman finds it difficult to say sorry.
42. Woman finds it difficult to say I love you.
43. Woman doesn't believe she has to love her husband.
44. Woman is easily angry.
45. Woman hardly forgives and forget.
46. Woman can store more than 200 phone numbers in her
brain.
47. Woman likes attention.
48. Woman likes gift so much.
49. Woman has no respect.
50. Woman can be very insulting.
51. Woman has shallow understanding.
52. To woman visitation is a business, she expects package
whenever she visit your house.
53. Woman is very greedy.
54. Woman likes public opinion.
55. Woman don't like an intelligent man, she likes a man she
can cheat.
56. If woman cannot kill you, you are a strong man indeed.

Hope you found it hilarious like I did.
From my opinion, I wouldn't say the writer is a sexist, but
rather a fellow who just got his heart ripped out and so turns
his anger on all women.
Re: 56 Facts About Women by Nobody: 7:30am On Nov 05, 2014
57. Man cannot do without woman

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Re: 56 Facts About Women by Nobody: 7:35am On Nov 05, 2014
Cutehector4u:
57. Man cannot do without woman
God bless u wink




D rest na wash cool

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Re: 56 Facts About Women by Princecalm(m): 7:35am On Nov 05, 2014
I quite disargree with no.1
Re: 56 Facts About Women by Nobody: 7:36am On Nov 05, 2014
Xtarxhyne:
God bless u cool
amen sister esther shine...... Lol
Re: 56 Facts About Women by chidiezeh(m): 7:41am On Nov 05, 2014
Xtarxhyne:
God bless u wink




D rest na wash cool
. Lolz
Re: 56 Facts About Women by Nobody: 7:43am On Nov 05, 2014
Cutehector4u:
amen sister esther shine...... Lol
ts starshine wink
Re: 56 Facts About Women by Nobody: 7:44am On Nov 05, 2014
Xtarxhyne:
ts starshine wink
oh sorry star shine......... Cheers
Re: 56 Facts About Women by Adwexky(m): 7:44am On Nov 05, 2014
chidiezeh:
When I read this, I just couldn't stop laughing even though
some may be true, but seriously its very hilarious. Please point
out the one you think is true.
1. Woman is the last thing God created and the only thing he
did not plan to create.
2. Woman is the first creature to disobey God.
3. Woman is the cause of all the problems, troubles we are
having in the world today.
4. Woman is easily used by the devil.
5. Woman is like alcohol, if you take it too much, it will destroy
you.
6. Woman is like cell phone, any day you press the wrong
number, you will not make calls.
7. For woman marriage is business.
8. Woman is naturally wicked.
9. Don't take it for granted when a woman threatens you.
10. Woman likes money more than anything.
11. For woman,marriage is for better for stay, for worse for run
away.
12. Woman is like flower, today it blossoms, tomorrow it fades
away.
13. If you became poor, woman will give you only one year to
recover.
14. You will never know the true nature of a woman until you
become broke.
15. Woman can smell money from 1000 miles away.
16. Woman is like chameleon, she brings different characters.
17. Woman thinks straight.
18. Woman is unreliable.
19. Woman is proud.
20. Woman doesn't want to hear that you will be rich
tomorrow, she want to hear that you're already rich.
21. Women like reaping where they did not sow.
22. Most times her Yes is No and her No is Yes.
23. No matter what you tell a woman, if someone tells her
something better than what you told her, she will abandon
you.
24. If your vehicle breaks down woman will jump out, watch
you repair it, then afterwards she will come in and enjoy the
ride.
25. Woman enjoys retaliation and revenge.
26. Woman becomes wise @40
27. Ordinary animal, snake deceived woman in the Bible, some
people say it was Satan that enter the snake, that's a big
lie,read that chapter, Satan was not mention.
28. Woman likes jollying.
29. Woman is fashion conscious.
30. Woman is material conscious.
31. Woman wants you to marry her completely so she can have
right over your property, when you divorce her, she will go
with 30 or 50% of your wealth. There is no truly born again
woman.
32. Woman cannot do anything perfectly without the help of a
man.
33. Woman enjoys telling lies.
34. If you don't take rubbish, please learn to take rubbish
before you get married, because woman is full of fun rubbish.
35. Woman like cheating.
36. Woman is a perfect pretender.
37. Bible says you should not give yourself to woman
otherwise she will destroy you. ( proverbs 31 vs 3)
38. Woman is shameless.
39. Woman will cause problems between you and your blood
relatives
40. Woman take things for granted.
41. Woman finds it difficult to say sorry.
42. Woman finds it difficult to say I love you.
43. Woman doesn't believe she has to love her husband.
44. Woman is easily angry.
45. Woman hardly forgives and forget.
46. Woman can store more than 200 phone numbers in her
brain.
47. Woman likes attention.
48. Woman likes gift so much.
49. Woman has no respect.
50. Woman can be very insulting.
51. Woman has shallow understanding.
52. To woman visitation is a business, she expects package
whenever she visit your house.
53. Woman is very greedy.
54. Woman likes public opinion.
55. Woman don't like an intelligent man, she likes a man she
can cheat.
56. If woman cannot kill you, you are a strong man indeed.

Hope you found it hilarious like I did.
From my opinion, I wouldn't say the writer is a sexist, but
rather a fellow who just got his heart ripped out and so turns
his anger on all women.
Not all facts here are non-fictitious. Some Women are 1 in A Million. #In fact some men tend to possess some of the features you outline here.

*Without Women OP Would Not Be Born.*
Re: 56 Facts About Women by themmydhayhor(m): 7:44am On Nov 05, 2014
Xtarxhyne:
God bless u wink




D rest na wash cool

y d rest no go b wash
Re: 56 Facts About Women by Nobody: 7:53am On Nov 05, 2014
themmydhayhor:


y d rest no go b wash
bcs ts a lie
Re: 56 Facts About Women by FLAWLES(f): 7:58am On Nov 05, 2014
no1,2,3,4,27,32,38,42,43,36,and 48=WrONG
Re: 56 Facts About Women by themmydhayhor(m): 8:03am On Nov 05, 2014
[quote author=Xtarxhyne post=27738947] bcs ts a lie[/quote


gringrin
We have fact dere
Don't b 2 sentimental
Re: 56 Facts About Women by Tallesty1(m): 8:08am On Nov 05, 2014
Can't stop laughinggringringringrin
Re: 56 Facts About Women by Asek1(m): 8:11am On Nov 05, 2014
And the next thing is to see this sheet on FP...

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Re: 56 Facts About Women by jashar(f): 8:14am On Nov 05, 2014
Op please define facts for me.
Re: 56 Facts About Women by Truth24(m): 8:37am On Nov 05, 2014
Lolz
Re: 56 Facts About Women by Justeenaleo(f): 8:54am On Nov 05, 2014
chidiezeh:
When I read this, I just couldn't stop laughing even though
some may be true, but seriously its very hilarious. Please point
out the one you think is true.
1. Woman is the last thing God created and the only thing he
did not plan to create.
2. Woman is the first creature to disobey God.
3. Woman is the cause of all the problems, troubles we are
having in the world today.
4. Woman is easily used by the devil.
5. Woman is like alcohol, if you take it too much, it will destroy
you.
6. Woman is like cell phone, any day you press the wrong
number, you will not make calls.
7. For woman marriage is business.
8. Woman is naturally wicked.
9. Don't take it for granted when a woman threatens you.
10. Woman likes money more than anything.
11. For woman,marriage is for better for stay, for worse for run
away.
12. Woman is like flower, today it blossoms, tomorrow it fades
away.
13. If you became poor, woman will give you only one year to
recover.
14. You will never know the true nature of a woman until you
become broke.
15. Woman can smell money from 1000 miles away.
16. Woman is like chameleon, she brings different characters.
17. Woman thinks straight.
18. Woman is unreliable.
19. Woman is proud.
20. Woman doesn't want to hear that you will be rich
tomorrow, she want to hear that you're already rich.
21. Women like reaping where they did not sow.
22. Most times her Yes is No and her No is Yes.
23. No matter what you tell a woman, if someone tells her
something better than what you told her, she will abandon
you.
24. If your vehicle breaks down woman will jump out, watch
you repair it, then afterwards she will come in and enjoy the
ride.
25. Woman enjoys retaliation and revenge.
26. Woman becomes wise @40
27. Ordinary animal, snake deceived woman in the Bible, some
people say it was Satan that enter the snake, that's a big
lie,read that chapter, Satan was not mention.
28. Woman likes jollying.
29. Woman is fashion conscious.
30. Woman is material conscious.
31. Woman wants you to marry her completely so she can have
right over your property, when you divorce her, she will go
with 30 or 50% of your wealth. There is no truly born again
woman.
32. Woman cannot do anything perfectly without the help of a
man.
33. Woman enjoys telling lies.
34. If you don't take rubbish, please learn to take rubbish
before you get married, because woman is full of fun rubbish.
35. Woman like cheating.
36. Woman is a perfect pretender.
37. Bible says you should not give yourself to woman
otherwise she will destroy you. ( proverbs 31 vs 3)
38. Woman is shameless.
39. Woman will cause problems between you and your blood
relatives
40. Woman take things for granted.
41. Woman finds it difficult to say sorry.
42. Woman finds it difficult to say I love you.
43. Woman doesn't believe she has to love her husband.
44. Woman is easily angry.
45. Woman hardly forgives and forget.
46. Woman can store more than 200 phone numbers in her
brain.
47. Woman likes attention.
48. Woman likes gift so much.
49. Woman has no respect.
50. Woman can be very insulting.
51. Woman has shallow understanding.
52. To woman visitation is a business, she expects package
whenever she visit your house.
53. Woman is very greedy.
54. Woman likes public opinion.
55. Woman don't like an intelligent man, she likes a man she
can cheat.
56. If woman cannot kill you, you are a strong man indeed.

Hope you found it hilarious like I did.
From my opinion, I wouldn't say the writer is a sexist, but
rather a fellow who just got his heart ripped out and so turns
his anger on all women.

1 Like

Re: 56 Facts About Women by Nobody: 9:00am On Nov 05, 2014
They are the next best creation God made after the man.

They are the reason most men hustles..

They are the reason the world is interesting and they are the fuel that ignites passion.
Re: 56 Facts About Women by Nobody: 9:14am On Nov 05, 2014
Bull shit id sis mks fp



may my bingo die
Re: 56 Facts About Women by mesoade(m): 9:23am On Nov 05, 2014
Women are like drugs,they come with expiry dates
Re: 56 Facts About Women by mesoade(m): 9:24am On Nov 05, 2014
If you offend a woman and she talks back at you in retaliation,be happy. If she keeps quiet,my broda abeg run for your life

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Re: 56 Facts About Women by kalet55(m): 9:43am On Nov 05, 2014
No1 not correct
http://elohealth..com
Re: 56 Facts About Women by Nobody: 10:22am On Nov 05, 2014
[quote author=themmydhayhor post=27739186][/quote]can't see any undecided
Re: 56 Facts About Women by Nobody: 10:44am On Nov 05, 2014
without woman, you wouldn't have been born....

In Lucky Dube's voice, "uoooh ohoo, God bless the women!!"
Re: 56 Facts About Women by xpac01(m): 11:02am On Nov 05, 2014
Except 35, all the rest are bleeping truth. 24 got me cracking tho.
Re: 56 Facts About Women by Hero10001: 11:31am On Nov 05, 2014
True to some extent but without woman, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
"A virtuous woman is the best property a man can get" Proverbs 31:10-12.
Re: 56 Facts About Women by Nobody: 12:18pm On Nov 05, 2014
interestin
Re: 56 Facts About Women by spendogram: 12:32pm On Nov 05, 2014
@OP,
All the 56 craps you posted applies to your mum as well.

Some people just choose to be unhappy. What better way to express it than by choosing to see the ish in others why altogether ignoring the beautiful things about them.

Women are good. I was raised by a good woman. I am married to one and have produced good women as well.

Grow up.
Re: 56 Facts About Women by okotv(m): 1:23pm On Nov 05, 2014
I just cant shout
Re: 56 Facts About Women by themmydhayhor(m): 1:26pm On Nov 05, 2014
Xtarxhyne:
can't see any undecided




Really
Re: 56 Facts About Women by rattlesnake(m): 1:32pm On Nov 05, 2014
Ahhhhh!!!!!!! Who are u talking about exactly is it woman or womem undecided

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