Sex is that beautiful dream sequence that happen between tender kissing and waking and with make up on. In real life it's like slapping steaks together in musty caller.
1, The puddle u cuddle in: when u ave sex ur lady get wet and ur pathetic premature finale probably adds to the disgusting cocktail u'll be falling asleep in afterwards.
2,Boob farts: sometime when you' re in the missionary position the slapping together of two chest create a real unattractive squeezed fart sound that's not as funny as it might.
3,You are thinking too hard: if u think too hard, you won't get that way. Stop concentrating on making your flagpole rise or you will surely let down nation with your half mast.

Uninteresting piece of j......*seals mouth*

Awful!

Op you well so...?

Junk of the year

you didnt copy and paste well! cos i read this particular piece at news24,it was worthwhile. next time photocopy it well!

ThankGod i dint read it.
This is no topic jor

One of the most ridiculous, hilarious thread I have read in a long while...

oga ooooo....

Elinob:
Sex is that beautiful dream sequence that happen between tender kissing and waking and with make up on. In real life it's like slapping steaks together in musty caller.
1, The puddle u cuddle in: when u ave sex ur lady get wet and ur pathetic premature finale probably adds to the disgusting cocktail u'll be falling asleep in afterwards.
2,Boob farts: sometime when you' re in the missionary position the slapping together of two chest create a real unattractive squeezed fart sound that's not as funny as it might.
3,You are thinking too hard: if u think too hard, you won't get that way. Stop concentrating on making your flagpole rise or you will surely let down nation with your half mast.

TELL ME THE TRUTH







































WHY DID YOU REMOVE THE SOURCE ?

Hmmm some people self




vote Rokiatu today for miss nairaland voting stats by 10am-6pm thanks for chosing #teamrokiatu

Get well soon,ops



Vote for #temigracie#

Elinob:
Sex is that beautiful dream sequence that happen between tender kissing and waking and with make up on. In real life it's like slapping steaks together in musty caller.
1, The puddle u cuddle in: when u ave sex ur lady get wet and ur pathetic premature finale probably adds to the disgusting cocktail u'll be falling asleep in afterwards.
2,Boob farts: sometime when you' re in the missionary position the slapping together of two chest create a real unattractive squeezed fart sound that's not as funny as it might.
3,You are thinking too hard: if u think too hard, you won't get that way. Stop concentrating on making your flagpole rise or you will surely let down nation with your half mast.

This is why I hate the Nigerian Police Force!

Why is this guy still walking free? In a sane society this Otondolistic OP would be receiving some lessons in the psychiatric!

Elinob:
Sex is that beautiful dream sequence that happen between tender kissing and waking and with make up on. In real life it's like slapping steaks together in musty caller.
1, The puddle u cuddle in: when u ave sex ur lady get wet and ur pathetic premature finale probably adds to the disgusting cocktail u'll be falling asleep in afterwards.
2,Boob farts: sometime when you' re in the missionary position the slapping together of two chest create a real unattractive squeezed fart sound that's not as funny as it might.
3,You are thinking too hard: if u think too hard, you won't get that way. Stop concentrating on making your flagpole rise or you will surely let down nation with your half mast.

Op, the witches in your village are using your pic to ...........



















Wipe their asssseeeessss











And the thunder that will fire you is.........


















Receiving training @ ISIS HQ

fedoralahot:
you didnt copy and paste well! cos i read this particular piece at news24,it was worthwhile. next time photocopy it well!

hahaaa letting

the cat off the bag

If Seun says no DISLIKE button, I guess it's time we insert it into threads like this.


DISLIKE

op
you have been doing ibo girls
thats why

Mtchewwww...will nairaland list ever going 2 finish? Mtchewwww...will nairaland list ever going 2 finish?

Tak a look at ur lyf na look at wot u post,is it a must 4 u to disgrace ur self in d public.....plz neva post such again.....get well soon

Chai