AHAAAAAA.... MR PRESIDENT!
The comedian we call president is saying we
should pray for Nigeria. Na ludo he go play for
Israel? See, just open a Ministry for Prayers and
appoint Oritsejafor as Minister. This guy will
take us to just one place and that is NOWHERE.
India is worshipping idols but they already
have their spacecraft on Mars. What of China?
What of Germany? What of France? Their
leaders use their brains to work and don't talk
bullshit all the time. Pray, pray, pray, when are
you going to ever do anything reasonable?
Pray, stealing is not corruption. Pray,
corruption is the order of the day. Pray,
electricity is worse than what it was in 1999.
Pray, over 100,000 barrels of crude oil are
stolen under your black hat every single day.
Pray, Nigerian soldiers have turned to
frightened rabbits defecating in their camo.
Pray, the air force is a huge joke. Navy, what
navy? Pray, hundreds of girls have gone
missing for 200 days +, it will soon be a year
and you will still be telling us pray. Can't you
just see your own incompetence? Pray,
hospitals are bad. Pray, there is no single
government paediatric centre. Not even ONE.
Pray, frustrated & jobless youths die at
recruitment tests & you cannot fire that
bullshit-talking interior minister. The defence
HQ is still studying that Shekau video ba? The
downed fighter jet nko? The beheaded pilot?
You expect his family to be clapping or praying
for you, right? The $15 million was for which
arms? Voicemail.
Pray, where is your Stella Oduah & the BMWs?
Pray, where is Maina & the embezzled pension
funds? Pray, old soldiers are protesting in
Abuja for their money. Pray, parts of Nigeria
are now insurgents enclaves. Can't you just
look within you, summon your innermost
powers & inspire the entire nation? Is that not
what Alexander the Great would have done?
NO. YOU CANNOT OFFER WHAT YOU DON'T
HAVE. Pray, your wife is staying in Abuja & was
collecting salary from Bayelsa for work she
never did. Pray, your party has plunged the
nation into more darkness. Pray, you keep
fumbling every day. Pray, pray, pray. You are so
monotonous, uninspiring, uncreative,
unimaginative and boring. I don't hate you but
I totally detest your incompetence & like
millions of Nigerians, we cannot tolerate you a
day extra as the pilot of this country once your
tenure expires like Cowbell meulk without
NAFDAC number.
You do not have the courage of a Thomas
Sankara. We all know you cannot die for this
nation. You said it yourself that if you go to
Chibok, they will just kill you. So Nigerians
living there nko? Who will protect them? A
whole commander-in-chief of Africa's fourth
largest armed forces. That was a big disgrace
on TV. You lack the vision of a Kwame
Nkrumah. You do not possess the cerebration
of Julius Nyerere. You lack the selflessness of
Nelson Mandela who was just 44 when he
gladly went to jail for his people. Or you want
to tell me you can stay locked up in Kirikiri for
27 years just for Nigerians? I pray Even your
Oga DSP Alamieyeseigha had to jump bail in
London. And yet, your sycophants want us to
believe you are Mandela.
You are not a Man not to talk of a Dela.
You just can't pretend to be a Patrice
Lumumba. You do not have the burning
passion of leaders who die for their countries.
You cannot lead a war to save your own people
or rouse your own armies to glory but you can
eat with billions and splash gold on weddings
or coat your jets with it. Your wife even had the
audacity to spend N500million on a
thanksgiving after she returned from Germany
for treatment although you said you
revolutionized the health sector in Nigeria. Who
are you deceiving? You do not have the
seductive warmth of a Gamal Nasser. The
oratory powers of Tafawa Balewa or Samora
Machel you cannot summon. The boldness of
Ahmadu Bello you don't have & the resilience
of an Awolowo or the sagacity of an Azikiwe is
not just in your nature. Seretse Khama Ian
Khama is the president of Botswana but Good
Lord, that's a LEADER! ROCK-SOLID LEADER.
You might want to call him for some lessons.
You are holding this nation back and we will
not allow that continue. Even the monkeys of
Idanre are now smart, they use their own
mobile phones.
You think you can bobo us with all this
religious blackmail? It will not work. Or is
Oritsejafor sleeping or what? Aso Rock chaplain
nko? All those clerics you carry around all the
time are not close to God enough or what? If I
will pray any prayer, it is for this great country
to get rid of thoroughly incompetent & divisive
leaders like you & never witness this kind of
disaster in leadership EVER again. You were
totally not ready for this kind of job & we will
not allow you to continue gambling with our
own future and destinies. Let your supporters
keep crying & screaming, we will not be
deterred until you go back to your village (you
are even lucky because your defence chief has
no village to even return to) or exile, whichever
you so choose. I will not mention the third
option which I know you are very afraid of. Our
destinies are far more important that your
personal ambition. We have had enough of your
manipulations, deceit, lies & outright mischief &
an even greater crime of trying to use religion
to cover it up. Your trick will not work this
time. We are waiting for the story you will tell
us on November 11 when you will open
your mouth and tell us to give you four more
years so you can ruin us completely, maybe you
still don't have shoes, you will tell us.
Alaininkanshetinkulojosuna.

Well i kept seeing pray, pray, pray.. Unconsciously i was adding go and die, go and die..
Meanwhile it's still GEJ till 2019..A man once said that people win elections chiefly because others were voted against rather than because they were voted for..

CC:
Sweetlemon
barcanista
berem

Qsscruz:
Well i kept seeing pray, pray, pray.. Unconsciously i was adding go and die, go and die..
Meanwhile it's still GEJ till 2019..A man once said that people win elections chiefly because others were voted against rather than because they were voted for..

And that makes sense to you ?
Looks like u schooled in France !

GEJ is the most useless president in the world!!

Who's this one trying to impress with that thing up there

tell them...useless president

JEITO:
Who's this one trying to impress with that thing up there

Does it look like am trying to impress anyone?
I dnt blame u ..its d 1K u were paid to be a saTANist that is shacking u

Jerry24kay:


And that makes sense to you ?
Looks like u schooled in France !

I can't understand what you guys are talking because i schooled in France.. The thunder is sleeping ohh..

YungwizzzyPt7:
GEJ is the most useless president in the world!!

100% Correct.

Qsscruz:

I can't understand what you guys are talking because i schooled in France.. The thunder is sleeping ohh..

Mr.man pls don't be bias .. What has GEJ done?
What accomplishment has he done?
Other than committee dis committee dat and nothing to show for it

Jerry24kay:

Does it look like am trying to impress anyone?
I dnt blame u ..its d 1K u were paid to be a saTANist that is shacking u

you see! Dis is the challenge!

Smh

Thanks for sharing @OP.
Some people are so stupid that they are fun to be with. GEJ looks that type of person to me... looks and acts so dumb that one might feel comfortable in his company. The problem with that is there is no room for incompetent leadership anywhere except in Nigeria. It would even appear that one of the requirements for PDP presidency is incompetence and lack of ambition.

OBJ was swept fom prison and rigged in... he was woeful.
Unwilling Yar'Adua was foisted on the country from nowhere... he was a better man than OBJ but his physical frailties prevailed
Many of us stood on the streets to wrestle power from Turai for GEJ, who was too weak to fight for his right. Using a mixture of sentiments, public support / apathy, political engineering and manipulation of votes he and Sambo were herded into office to a disastrous outcome.
Now he wants another shot at the presidency because of (not despite) his incompetence, which favours his associates.

But as they say one day monkey go go market e no go return. That day is nigh.

DelGardo:
Thanks for sharing @OP.
Some people are so stupid that they are fun to be with. GEJ looks that type of person to me... looks and acts so dumb that one might feel comfortable in his company. The problem with that is there is no room for incompetent leadership anywhere except in Nigeria. It would even appear that one of the requirements for PDP presidency is incompetence and lack of ambition.

OBJ was swept fom prison and rigged in... he was woeful.
Unwilling Yar'Adua was foisted on the country from nowhere... he was a better man than OBJ but his physical frailties prevailed
Many of us stood on the streets to wrestle power from Turai for GEJ, who was too weak to fight for his right. Using a mixture of sentiments, public support / apathy, political engineering and manipulation of votes he and Sambo were herded into office to a disastrous outcome.
Now he wants another shot at the presidency because of (not despite) his incompetence, which favours his associates.

But as they say one day monkey go go market e no go return. That day is nigh.

That's it oo ... He is starting his open campaign ..What n what will he use to campaign
Will it still be I don't have a shoe or I don't have a bag?
That stupid story won't work this time...
Or will he still say
I will create jobs
I will fix the power sector
All will be I WILL ..

Instead of I have done this
I have done that


Nigerians deserve Better than Ebele

Guy u dey vex o.

solid3:
Guy u dey vex o.

U no dey Vex ?
Out of 10 Nigerians; 9 will be angry at Jonathan while only 1 will support dis incompetent president