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An Open Letter To The Runs Girls Association Of Nigeria by Nobody: 11:51pm On Nov 08, 2014
Dear Runs Girls
It is an undisputable fact that no set of people have a more unrestricted access to our politicians than you - not even their paid thugs and sycophants. Least on the chain are common citizens like us. Hence,we shall be enternally grateful if you'd deliver our message to them.
Firstly,wen next u are Ota and having one of those private sections wiv baba pls advice him to leave Nigeria alone. He sld borrow a leaf frm Gowon and Shagari. He sld focus on his farm or his education or whee he'd go afta death.
Secondly,we hear you girls hv snatched Turaki 4rm Geneviev (not our bizness anyway). Since dat is true,wen next u are holding the chair for Turaki tell him that we don't trust him and he shld 4get abt the precidency in 2015.
Further more,it seems to us that Rivers dude talks more than he performs on bed. Like he even talks abt the president in his sleep. Pls advice him to shut up and drive. Its becoming embarassing.
Although,we'v not confirm bt rumours have it dat u also bed that fanatical General that wants to rule us come 2015. We hav jst 2 mssges fo him - he's too old and a religion fanatic. He won't win.
Pls ask Asiwaju,wen is he giong to die? Not literally though,something like "baby,it will be really cool for ur health if u kicked the bucket soon."
There's this PDP governor in the middle belt dat not only slash some workers salary but blantantly refused to pay teachers salaries too. He claims the state has no money but there's enough to sponsor a trip of one of ur members and four of her friends to SA. Pls, for posterity sake dear Runs Girls,call dis man to order. He always listen to you.
And finally Runs Girls,very important,when next you take one of ur routine trips to that officer's mess or wiv the top brass of of the Nigeria Armed Forces in one of those five stars Abuja hotels pls and pls and pls tell them to remmeber our soldiers fighting in the North East.
From - Concern Nigeria Citizens Association


PS: If you have any mssg to add for any politician pls do before we send this letter. Thanks.

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Re: An Open Letter To The Runs Girls Association Of Nigeria by bigtt76(f): 11:55pm On Nov 08, 2014
What is di one saying naaa undecided

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Re: An Open Letter To The Runs Girls Association Of Nigeria by Nobody: 12:05am On Nov 09, 2014
If I hear shey I read anything
Re: An Open Letter To The Runs Girls Association Of Nigeria by Matttthew(m): 12:53am On Nov 09, 2014
bigtt76:
What is di one saying naaa undecided
Are u part of them (runs girls)?
Why concerned?
Re: An Open Letter To The Runs Girls Association Of Nigeria by lonelydora: 7:07am On Nov 09, 2014
I don't comment on threads like this.
Re: An Open Letter To The Runs Girls Association Of Nigeria by condralbede(m): 7:56am On Nov 09, 2014
bigtt76:
What is di one saying naaa undecided
He z saying that u should stop d act of being a runs girl,it has a very big repercussions than the good,but since u hv made up ur mind to be in d game,help us(Nigerians)to table our sufferings to The politicians, since u ppl(runs girls association) have more access to them than us...Thank you as u do so!

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Re: An Open Letter To The Runs Girls Association Of Nigeria by Nobody: 8:05am On Nov 09, 2014
bigtt76:
What is di one saying naaa undecided


That piece up there is a satire emblemish with metaphors and innuendoes and requires a bright mind to comprehend.
Re: An Open Letter To The Runs Girls Association Of Nigeria by Chicheey: 8:38am On Nov 09, 2014
@Op tnx for having Nigeria at heart One bottle of Orijin for u.
Re: An Open Letter To The Runs Girls Association Of Nigeria by Nobody: 8:41am On Nov 09, 2014
grin
Chicheey:
@Op tnx for having Nigeria at heart One bottle of Orijin for u.

Thanks bro,we need to save this country by any means. Btw,me brand na Legend.

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