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Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Nobody: 1:13pm On Nov 10, 2014
Vivipop:
Some Nigerians and their superstitous beliefs! It's a big fat lie.

Have you slept with someone in his car and it didn't break down? otherwise how do you know is a fat lie? grin grin grin Is just questions o.


@ op Some superstitions always work for those who believe in it.

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Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Nwedy(f): 1:14pm On Nov 10, 2014
;DIt happened to my school bus o
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Temptee101(m): 1:16pm On Nov 10, 2014
Eyop:
Malfunction is an understatement. If such happens,Engine must knock so it's not advisable @ all.
Really? So will you kindly put me in the know why my engine never knock after all these years?
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Coolheadedsam46(m): 1:18pm On Nov 10, 2014
C 9ja tinking... is datz wot can we say abt d whyt niggaz in outsyd 9ja
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Kieldgreat: 1:21pm On Nov 10, 2014
gmyguy:
of all my carexscapades in LUTH late till 1am...never ever has there ever been a fault...infact makes for great dare devil driving back home on the free road

Sabi Boy....Oh! LUTH my dearest LUTH!!!. Saving hotel expenses since the 40's. grin
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Temptee101(m): 1:21pm On Nov 10, 2014
greggng:
If you ve done such a sin in ur car kindly go and sell it as scrap otherwise it will render u poor. You will keep on visiting mechanics untill u learn the hard lesson. This is spiritual . No matter how congi hold you don't try it in ur car
Baba.. e never reach like that now. Na curse you dey curse people ni?
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Nobody: 1:23pm On Nov 10, 2014
jeffizy:
There's a word in Yoruba language known as Òkùtà .

It means bad luck.
Information has it that having intercourse anywhere you are making money (office ,shop,stall) will bring dwindling fortune to such establishment.
And my best toy, the automobile , has now been lumped into that category of sacred places not open to desecration
heard this too..I also heard making love to a lady on her period while expecting a good fortune..will instead bring you bad luck.
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Ajascolove(m): 1:23pm On Nov 10, 2014
Chai! Na wa o, still counting the number of commentators with experience in such act.

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Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by SirAweezy(m): 1:27pm On Nov 10, 2014
If you believe this, you can believe anything.. I mean what kind of group of guys discuss this
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Nobody: 1:32pm On Nov 10, 2014
Monday morning! Smh angry

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Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by unmask: 1:33pm On Nov 10, 2014
Depends on the kind of car..... If you do it in a g-wagon... You will experience increased fuel efficiency, because it was made for it..... However, if you do it in a kia..... My brothers and sisters the devil has used you.

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Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Tosinville(m): 1:34pm On Nov 10, 2014
jeffizy:
There's a word in Yoruba language known as Òkùtà .

It means bad luck.
Information has it that having intercourse anywhere you are making money (office ,shop,stall) will bring dwindling fortune to such establishment.
And my best toy, the automobile , has now been lumped into that category of sacred places not open to desecration
sure but it doesn't involve cars o!:::: maybe ur engine don almost knock before you have sex in the car lol..... You need regular check up for it.
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by ElFenomeno1: 1:34pm On Nov 10, 2014
Dumb Thread. Daft OP!

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Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by chumasmog(m): 1:35pm On Nov 10, 2014
HARDONBLIVE IT grin
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Nobody: 1:42pm On Nov 10, 2014
Doh I don't really believe this, But its quite indecent to think, talk more of its act itself.
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Shankboye(m): 1:48pm On Nov 10, 2014
jeffizy:
grin Sitting with friends over some few bottles of pilsner at the mess.
The topics shifted from work related issues to family and general talk.....Not until the bottles kicked into overdrive . grin

A mate (naija) said in low voice and I quote "do you guys know there's a myth about having intercourse in a car?"

Everyone was amused , but I wasn't because I've heard it before , although I find it ambiguous.

There's a belief in some parts if naija that having sexual intercourse in your car will put your car in jeopardy as it will start developing faults which will be unexplained despite regular maintenance.

I trouble shut the discussion due to the environment , but I wish to find out more. cheesy
all d car for yanky go don pack up be that

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Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Nobody: 1:49pm On Nov 10, 2014
keep trouble shutting grin grin grin
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Nosyke(m): 1:57pm On Nov 10, 2014
chelseabmw:



My girlfriend was around then... and I can't go lodge in a hotel cos we don't want the chic's guy to catch us cheesy


Oga Chelsea..........playing since 1800 cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by OROSUNBOLB(m): 1:59pm On Nov 10, 2014
Human mind is incredible.If you believe so,then it will be so.

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Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Mightyguy(m): 2:00pm On Nov 10, 2014
C question... cry
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Reference(m): 2:01pm On Nov 10, 2014
chidesco2:
grin grin grin grin grin








Sex in a bugatti..


Is the insurers worst nightmare.
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Nobody: 2:02pm On Nov 10, 2014
I was told if this same myth back in uni. lol
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by FlyboyZee: 2:02pm On Nov 10, 2014
Well, I never believed it till I got hit.

This happened in my hey days when the boy in me was bigger than the man then. lol...

I got invited by one of my bros for a hang out and I decided to pick this babe to flex her along. I never had any plans to do her sha. But as it turned out, we hung out till about 2am and were all high on booze before dispersing from the joint. I drove her straight to a secured and quite residential area in town, parked along the road and then reclined the front passenger's seat all the way down and we had one hell of a sexx right there in the car with the engine running and the ac in full blast with all doors locked and head lights turned off. It was something else, like I never had sexx before. In short, it was great.

After our thing, we struggled back into our clothes, we were more sober now. I returned the seat back to its position, opened the door disposed of the used CDs and then instead of engaging D, I did a funny thing. For no absolute reason, I engaged R and stirred the car away from the road as if attempting to climb the kerb in reverse gear. The next thing I heard was PFUUFFF!!!. The back passenger side tyre had been seared through by a rod protruding from a broken kerb slab. That was the same tyre I bought earlier in the day. I came down from the vehicle and saw what had happened. It was already about 3.30am and I wasn't in the mood to start changing tyres at that time of the night. So I dove the vehicle like that, dropped her off at her place and then headed home. The next morning I had to buy a replacement tyre.

You see my story? So, whatever it is, I don't know and I don't care to know. It might be a coincidence or a prevailing superstitionthat had happened, but all I know is that I lost a brnd new tyre after fucckking inside the car.

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Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by 4C2215131: 2:05pm On Nov 10, 2014
jeffizy:
grin Sitting with friends over some few bottles of pilsner at the mess.
The topics shifted from work related issues to family and general talk.....Not until the bottles kicked into overdrive . grin

A mate (naija) said in low voice and I quote "do you guys know there's a myth about having intercourse in a car?"

Everyone was amused , but I wasn't because I've heard it before , although I find it ambiguous.

There's a belief in some parts if naija that having sexual intercourse in your car will put your car in jeopardy as it will start developing faults which will be unexplained despite regular maintenance.

I trouble shut the discussion due to the environment , but I wish to find out more. cheesy

Straight Bull!
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by csbrown(m): 2:12pm On Nov 10, 2014
I do have sex in ma Bughati close to ayear now... Yet fuel neva even finish for d tank once, to talk more of developin fault
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by talk2dele: 2:12pm On Nov 10, 2014
i believe this post is valid because it may/maynot have happened to me once...

however, i believe the researchers can do well to ask the producers of BANGBUS, the pornteam that shoots in buses. they would know from their 1000+ shoots.

in conclusion, guys who drive after sex in their cars may be a little impaired ir weak and prone to accidents than otherwise


lol, my take
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Reference(m): 2:13pm On Nov 10, 2014
sultaan:
Now you know what happens to your car at a mechanics workshop.

By the way how am I suppose to wash the new to me car?

You get any better way?

That's why I don't go there anymore. Every repair must happen in my premises so that parts are really changed, bugs are not planted and of course no humping in the backseat.

That's after curious coincidences. The passenger seat was always dropped further back than normal. Very suspicious.

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