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Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by mmmustapha(m): 2:19pm On Nov 10, 2014
I once done that but never experienced it.
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by lanxlot(m): 2:19pm On Nov 10, 2014
jeffizy:
grin Sitting with friends over some few bottles of pilsner at the mess.
The topics shifted from work related issues to family and general talk.....Not until the bottles kicked into overdrive . grin

A mate (naija) said in low voice and I quote "do you guys know there's a myth about having intercourse in a car?"

Everyone was amused , but I wasn't because I've heard it before , although I find it ambiguous.

There's a belief in some parts if naija that having sexual intercourse in your car will put your car in jeopardy as it will start developing faults which will be unexplained despite regular maintenance.

I trouble shut the discussion due to the environment , but I wish to find out more. cheesy
so whats the conclusion? mayb a little correlation exist between having sex in a car Nd Its developing faults Or malfunctions. waaaohh!!! see project topic. what should I write as the title biko?
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by lanxlot(m): 2:20pm On Nov 10, 2014
mmmustapha:
I once done that but never experienced it.
chai, aboki
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by obadee4you(m): 2:31pm On Nov 10, 2014
...well it depends on ur faith nd ur level of wealth accumulation.
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Geeblaze4(f): 2:36pm On Nov 10, 2014
A car may malfunction due to the vigorous,continuous jerking of the car,but if the movement of the people doing shoki isn't vigorous enough it may not cause a malfunction...but it depends on the car sha*my opinion* wink

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Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by slye(m): 2:38pm On Nov 10, 2014
Sighs...must you create a thread ? angry angry
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Greatidonis: 2:40pm On Nov 10, 2014
I done chop Kpomo tire inside my former ride, infact among all the motor I done own for my life time 3, that one make sense pass, he no ever spoil, na only change oil when due. The ride get space wella, Avalon 08, as I drop the front passenger seat, we dey chop Kpomo any where, e come be say na tinted class, I enjoy that ride no be small. Sometimes mainly for night as I dey chop if person dey walker pass I go slow down, make them for no see the ride dey choke up nd down.
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Edusouls(m): 2:42pm On Nov 10, 2014
well i have been hearing that, but i dont know how real it is, my friend also told me of that..
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by jeffizy(m): 2:43pm On Nov 10, 2014
Tosinville:
sure but it doesn't involve cars o!:::: maybe ur engine don almost knock before you have sex in the car lol..... You need regular check up for it.
Lol. To be candid , I have a friend that is so good in taking care of his car. But after consistent WWF in it, its been 3 days for him, 4 days for his mechanic. grin
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by talk2dele: 2:48pm On Nov 10, 2014
lol....this story is hilarious!! maybe u no pay d babe complete. all d time u were doin it, u no activate reverse, but wen u wan discharge, u press am


eitherways, nice experience!! for next time
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Tegatons: 2:50pm On Nov 10, 2014
Sexing in a car not good by me.
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Bimpe29: 2:51pm On Nov 10, 2014
And I guess, You are a culprit of that.
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by jeffizy(m): 2:54pm On Nov 10, 2014
stevecrun:
heard this too..I also heard making love to a lady on her period while expecting a good fortune..will instead bring you bad luck.
I've heard that too since childhood.
But forget westernization , I don't question every myth from my hood o.

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Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by MhisIjay(f): 2:55pm On Nov 10, 2014
Shuooooo angry
Op try am naa make u confirm
Experience is d best teacher dey say undecided
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by jujube(m): 2:56pm On Nov 10, 2014
Its all supersition my dear. An i deal afican mentality. So far your schocks and absovers are in good condition, you are good to go. Except if you are cursed!

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Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by jeffizy(m): 3:01pm On Nov 10, 2014
Horayce:

What's wrong with intercourse? How were you, my dear sir, conceived again? I've lost a few IQ points from reading your post
Horace, I think you read me wrongly , it is not about intercourse , rather , we are discussing location appropriateness.
Got it?

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Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by alabiyemmy(m): 3:03pm On Nov 10, 2014
whats d rationale for putting this dumb post on the front page?

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Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by hayor2014(m): 3:13pm On Nov 10, 2014
I kinda agree also,as much as i dont believe in all these mythical things,while using My toyota camrt,after a few escapades in my car,it started wiring issues that wer funnilly repeated,and strange.....
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by jeffizy(m): 3:25pm On Nov 10, 2014
Barselonia:

una wan start again...... babalawo pikin......Were u hear dat 1
My pastor pikin tongue , I am not a Pharisee (far-i-see) who only believes in his own knowledge alone.
I try to incorporate other people's "reasonable" knowledge to upgrade mine.
I'm not saying I believe this, it is just for learning and interactive purpose.
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by tonte(m): 3:25pm On Nov 10, 2014
lol my mum's 2005 passat got it hot as per car action with me, and was good until sometime in 2007 where the car started having proper sickle cell problems + some useless here and there bashings, my guys came up with this theory and concluded that all the girls that went down in that car must be blamed...and i think all my friends at the time also did it in that car...smfh i felt sorry for my aunt who we sold the car to afterwards
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by DaBullIT(m): 3:28pm On Nov 10, 2014
Geeblaze4:
A car may malfunction due to the vigorous,continuous jerking of the car,but if the movement of the people doing shoki isn't vigorous enough it may not cause a malfunction...but it depends on the car sha*my opinion* wink


E be like too much experience na I'm cause your comment he he he grin
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by jeffizy(m): 3:29pm On Nov 10, 2014
alabiyemmy:
whats d rationale for putting this dumb post on the front page?
Reason is for everyone to jointly conclude if it is dumb or otherwise.
If it is dumb, I bet no one will bring it to nairaland again. Àlàbí of life cheesy ,omo agba.
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by swagwu(m): 3:34pm On Nov 10, 2014
Do you knw also dat hving s*x inside a house can mk it collapse?
may be that was what happend to synagogue building!







Just suggestion oo
Hope God is not reading dis.. grin
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by margenta(f): 3:47pm On Nov 10, 2014
RoyalRoy:


Well done.....Okare!!!!

Lol. Bursted.

I pity the buyers though cry

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Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by jeffizy(m): 3:47pm On Nov 10, 2014
EvilSeeed:



The Nigga didnt see; Pilsners..



#Good beer btw.
cool Game recognise game.

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Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by HARDDON: 3:51pm On Nov 10, 2014
cdamsel:
Pure myth.
Speaking from Experience grin tongue

lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by HARDDON: 3:52pm On Nov 10, 2014
chelseabmw:
100% correct.... this has happened to me several times.....

And the struggle continues ,huh?
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Nobody: 3:53pm On Nov 10, 2014
Am I the only one that gets a deep interpretation to this?

quote author=Okijajuju1 post=27884594]Hmmmmm!!


This is a matter for the Gods..


Okija Juju The Gods are Wise..
[/quote]
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Nobody: 3:54pm On Nov 10, 2014
Okijajuju1:
Hmmmmm!!


This is a matter for the Gods..


Okija Juju The Gods are Wise..

Am I the only one that gets a deep interpretation to this
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by jeffizy(m): 3:55pm On Nov 10, 2014
Keneking:


Trouble shoot?
Thank you Keneking. I tot it had a past tense. cheesy.
I will edit it. Though it has been quoted.


*modified *
A pity it has been edit locked. Thanks for the correction.
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Nobody: 3:57pm On Nov 10, 2014
grin cheesy cheesy

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