Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,152,753 members, 7,817,083 topics. Date: Saturday, 04 May 2024 at 04:04 AM

Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? - Car Talk (7) - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Car Talk / Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? (78330 Views)

Do Cars Shock During Dry Season? / Toyota Malfunction Indicator Lamp / Why Do Cars Drive With Their Fog Lights On - Rear And Back - In Nigeria? (2) (3) (4)

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (Reply) (Go Down)

Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by jeffizy(m): 4:05pm On Nov 10, 2014
CFCfan:
grin cheesy cheesy
Double post.
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by jeffizy(m): 4:05pm On Nov 10, 2014
CFCfan:
grin cheesy cheesy
Will you come to AFB, Fairfield Mr CFC? grin
Free pass o.
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by OLASOVEREIGN: 4:20pm On Nov 10, 2014
Every body with his or her own belief, whatever you believe in will work for you as for me I don't believe in that myth and at the same time I don't encourage it.
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by sultaan(m): 4:20pm On Nov 10, 2014
Vivipop:
Some Nigerians and their superstitous beliefs! It's a big fat lie.

come over and I will prove it in my car grin grin

2 Likes

Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Nobody: 4:39pm On Nov 10, 2014
jeffizy:

Will you come to AFB, Fairfield Mr CFC? grin
Free pass o.
I may, in the future cool
What's AFB?
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by holatin(m): 4:41pm On Nov 10, 2014
Do hear dat but my granny do say if a child is made in a car, such child will be either conductor or agbero in future.
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Nobody: 4:52pm On Nov 10, 2014
This is strange n funny, I recently started having sex in my car and to be honest the fuel pump gauge started malfunctioning as it drops to empty or jumps to full tank irrespective of d fuel inside...
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Nobody: 5:01pm On Nov 10, 2014
jeffizy:

A base where many jets wait to fly into Iraq. Air-F-Base. grin
grin
Ok. It totally escaped my mind
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by cdamsel(f): 5:08pm On Nov 10, 2014
HARDDON:


lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Open ya mouth grin
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Kologie: 5:13pm On Nov 10, 2014
it is so unfortunate that we are always inclined to tag everything as being superstitious. Spiritually, sex is a very potent force-- negatively or positively; and when used in a manner that is inapprioprate, it could lead to the destruction of the protective spiritual edge around u and by extension, ur properties. The situation is made even worse if the chick u are humping in ur car has a spiritual make up that is kind of diabolic-- that alone could sear through ur defences and create an avalanche of certain kind of misfortune.... Deep down something keeps reminding us that its wrong to indulge in sex in certain places, but because we are spiritually lazy and ruled by our glands we tend to ignore the warnings.... Your car that moves u around and ur shop or office where u eke out resources for ur sustenance are hallowed chambers and should not be dessecrated. If u like make u like make u no believe.

1 Like

Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by chelseabmw(m): 5:17pm On Nov 10, 2014
Nosyke:



Oga Chelsea..........playing since 1800 cheesy cheesy cheesy

no, since 1905 cheesy grin
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by dammytosh: 5:24pm On Nov 10, 2014
Yes , uselessly old tokunbo car develops fault after u do am there. grin grin grin grin

God punish poverty.
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by dein77(m): 5:30pm On Nov 10, 2014
My wife also believes it's true. Men, one day, I wan give my wife a hot kiss.....just a kiss ooo.

She no gree at all....and I was in da mood....my lips were already salivating before I was brutally disappointed. ...

Me no believe am shaaaa
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Nobody: 5:33pm On Nov 10, 2014
Kieldgreat:


Sabi Boy....Oh! LUTH my dearest LUTH!!!. Saving hotel expenses since the 40's. grin
are you a car park veteran too?
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by moststylish(m): 5:38pm On Nov 10, 2014
i once heard sex in car can knock the engine
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Misogynist2014(m): 5:55pm On Nov 10, 2014
CherishedIma:
Leave d car nd go do it in ur room, I don't believe the car should malfunction cos of that tho
Don't tell me d problem must be frm d lady cheesy . To be frank with op, this is the worst topic to ever hit fp. embarassed
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Geeblaze4(f): 6:04pm On Nov 10, 2014
Dabullit...abeg i no know anything o!

1 Like

Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Baddestguyp(m): 6:25pm On Nov 10, 2014
I noticed it too
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by GoodFaith: 6:28pm On Nov 10, 2014
I just driving pass
Nigerian lie
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Nobody: 6:46pm On Nov 10, 2014
jeffizy:
Horace, I think you read me wrongly , it is not about intercourse , rather , we are discussing location appropriateness.
Got it?
So if i make love with my woman in my car parked in our garage, that's a problem? Or the kitchen, or the garden, in the pool? Anywhere my perverted mind can conceive? I call b.s on everything you wrote my good sir
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Akainzo(m): 7:29pm On Nov 10, 2014
This is clearly a myth.

In those days, I had quite a "ride" in my trusty Jetta. It never stopped me on the road and it never gave any problems until I moved up to a Camry. The activities in that Jetta were legendary, so I call bull on this one.
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by HARDDON: 7:35pm On Nov 10, 2014
cdamsel:
Open ya mouth grin


shocked shocked shocked.

cheesy
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Nobody: 7:36pm On Nov 10, 2014
farano:
OK lemme ask my honeypie grin
u mean ur chuwkupie
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by nobsflows(m): 7:57pm On Nov 10, 2014
1. Sex its self is bad wen its not done rightly.


Sex is a spiritual bonding of d 2 spirit in contact. And it drives Gods presence. If its God dats protecting a tin. N u carry sex pursue am authomatically devil go start govenment fr dat state. Imagin how him rein go be.





I was just peeping sha!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ooooooooo
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by onyeuka: 8:00pm On Nov 10, 2014
Yes
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Rungikunta(m): 8:08pm On Nov 10, 2014
Aba,how u go believe dis kind yarn.do you know how many times oyinbo man dat used d car u are riding has fu*ked inside it before disposing it,does dat make ur car to misbehave?.
I also did something like dat back then in my undergraduate days and my car never had any shit.
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Rungikunta(m): 8:16pm On Nov 10, 2014
OYERINDEJ:
This is strange n funny, I recently started having sex in my car and to be honest the fuel pump gauge started malfunctioning as it drops to empty or jumps to full tank irrespective of d fuel inside...

this is just gauge issue and not pump.there is a light aluminum rod that could easily be damaged when stroking is done too much on the back sit.it starts malfunctioning when ruptured.all from experience.

1 Like

Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by cdamsel(f): 8:27pm On Nov 10, 2014
HARDDON:


shocked shocked shocked.

cheesy
so much better grin
Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by lexicon(m): 8:30pm On Nov 10, 2014
I don't knw the science behind it but this is a true assumption. A friend of mine drives a 2008 toyota highlander and one day he was invited to a bach eve at a hall close to Fela shrine, and he got an opportunity for a quicky. Since that day the motor no fit do one week without going to the mech. Na that guy suv make me know say toyota highlander dey use propeller when it broke into two. Can u imagin

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (Reply)

Dino Melaye Parks His Ferrari Convertible At Transcorp Hotel With The Top Down / The 2018 Toyota Camry - Be The First To See These Photos / 7 Steps To Buy Your Car From USA And Ship To Nigeria Without Leaving Your Bed.

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 26
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.