Ladies and gents,I knw u wud av heard a lot of funny pick-up lines..oya come in nd share it

*A guy once told me to look out of my window to the sky that I'd see a collection of stars. He said the brightest star was me.

In his exact words "baby look outside your window, u will see stars in the sky, one is brighter than the other. The brightest is U, u are my chosen one"

I was like "what's this one saying" he was completely off point.


*Another said mosquitoes were biting him where he stood.he said he couldn't move because that was where he could get network signals.

Some guys ehn!

ok a lot!, here are some i could remember, lol! some boys are funny.

1. Are you a camera, because everytime i look at you i smile

2. I seem to have lost my phone number, can i have yours?

3. you look cold, do you want to use me as a blanket?

4. You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pick up line

5. Can i buy you lunch or do you want the money? hahaha

What about, if I had the opportunity of re-arranging letters, I'd put U and I together?

Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.

'U just mumu I swear'

Baby you are the.bomb,is ur fada boko haram? Chai who stil does pick up lines again.....shiiiit

guess this is dah REMIX?

mayapop:
5. Can i buy you lunch or do you want the money? hahaha

.God punish guy mk ask me this qustn.,,,,,,, him pocket go dry lyk harmmatan dah day

FLAWLES:
.God punish guy mk ask me this qustn.,,,,,,, him pocket go dry lyk harmmatan dah day

lol!

FLAWLES:
.God punish guy mk ask me this qustn.,,,,,,, him pocket go dry lyk harmmatan dah day

lolz girlie aw much u wan chop or collect. Men/boys dey wey 1milla na natin to 'em. Bt den of cause such dudes don't do pick up lines

Are u gillete? Cause u are the best a man can get.

debosola:
*A guy once told me to look out of my window to the sky that I'd see a collection of stars. He said the brightest star was me.

In his exact words "baby look outside your window, u will see stars in the sky, one is brighter than the other. The brightest is U, u are my chosen one"

I was like "what's this one saying" he was completely off point.


*Another said mosquitoes were biting him where he stood.he said he couldn't move because that was where he could get network signals.

Some guys ehn!

Hahahahahahhaaaa
Guys sha

1. Smile kee...I sabi bon face infront of camera ooo

2. So emptyhen no dey dere again

3. Very funny

4. Kinda nice and funny

5. Yea,I want d money....1m

Karleb:
What about, if I had the opportunity of re-arranging letters, I'd put U and I together?

Bin hearing dat one since I was young
D stupidity always make me laugh

Beennkumar:
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.

Lolzzzzzzz
Una no go kill person

If loving u is a crime let me be a criminal

Eugenedimgba:
Are u gillete? Cause u are the best a man can get.

Nice, only witty babes would relate with this sha. Try it with all those Africa Magic addicts, na like them go be.

An angel went missing in heaven.....could it be u??

*Do you have a name or can I just call you mine?

* You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.



*Can I have your account details still remains the best pick up line in history thou

This annoys me "You look like someone I know".

Ah always dey resemble somebody to guys. Smh...

Agybabe:
This annoys me "You look like someone I know".

Ah always dey resemble somebody to guys. Smh...

True true, you resemble somebody wey i sabi

vfactor:


True true, you resemble somebody wey i sabi

for your mind.

Agybabe:

for your mind.

Nope. No be for my mind. Na for my area

debosola:
*A guy once told me to look out of my window to the sky that I'd see a collection of stars. He said the brightest star was me.

In his exact words "baby look outside your window, u will see stars in the sky, one is brighter than the other. The brightest is U, u are my chosen one"

I was like "what's this one saying" he was completely off point.


*Another said mosquitoes were biting him where he stood.he said he couldn't move because that was where he could get network signals.

Some guys ehn!

..star?..how?....are u light skin?

mayapop:
ok a lot!, here are some i could remember, lol! some boys are funny.

1. Are you a camera, because everytime i look at you i smile

2. I seem to have lost my phone number, can i have yours?

3. you look cold, do you want to use me as a blanket?

4. You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pick up line

5. Can i buy you lunch or do you want the money? hahaha

Harbosede02:
An angel went missing in heaven.....could it be u??

....so angels were Brazilian wig...abi?

...are u light skin?

u've got all the right part, is ur dad a mechanic?

debosola:
*A guy once told me to look out of my window to the sky that I'd see a collection of stars. He said the brightest star was me.

In his exact words "baby look outside your window, u will see stars in the sky, one is brighter than the other. The brightest is U, u are my chosen one"

I was like "what's this one saying" he was completely off point.


*Another said mosquitoes were biting him where he stood.he said he couldn't move because that was where he could get network signals.

Some guys ehn!

lol...yhu dnt knw hw mani hrs e tot f dose wrds...chai wiimen...jst sae yhu didn't lyk d guy...so his lines infuriated yhu

vfactor:


Nope. No be for my mind. Na for my area

Clown

MrCork:



..star?..how?....are u light skin?

Abi o! I wondered too