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Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by rahjan: 9:51am On Jul 16, 2010 |
i used to accost girls and say sumtin like ''hey baby i wanna spoke to you and i wanna fall in love'' i love u pass my mother. Girls must have been very patient in those days share your own funny ones lets laff out loud 1 Like |
Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by Okijajuju1(m): 9:53am On Jul 16, 2010 |
They didnt know any better |
Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by adaybola(f): 9:54am On Jul 16, 2010 |
Okija_juju: lol!!!! Yeah, you r rite. |
Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by jaybee3(m): 9:55am On Jul 16, 2010 |
u r the cockroach in me cupboard |
Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by adaybola(f): 9:56am On Jul 16, 2010 |
jay bee:lol!!! check this, "the apple in me eyes" lol!!!!!!!! Heard that alot in those days. Funny though, they were people i'd never even seen before! |
Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by LOVE4BUG(f): 10:05am On Jul 16, 2010 |
yeaaaaaaaa sugar in my tea |
Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by thweraja10: 10:08am On Jul 16, 2010 |
I love you talk your own. Any time i see you my heart just dey doo Gbim Gbim. |
Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by saintneo(m): 10:41am On Jul 16, 2010 |
the only mosquito in my mosquito net - just kidding 15 years ago - hey babe, u look very tanta---(reads from his palm)---------tantalising. eeeeeehm, (looks back at my friend) -------- me and my friend we were discussing -----------.(goes dumb) can u read what's on my palm? 1 Like |
Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by Acidosis(m): 10:52am On Jul 16, 2010 |
The Oyel (Oil) In My Jolof Rice |
Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by candylips(m): 11:18am On Jul 16, 2010 |
rahjan: u mean u dey toast babe with this kin english |
Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by spikedcylinder: 11:50am On Jul 16, 2010 |
"You looks familiarly". |
Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by Jarus(m): 12:04pm On Jul 16, 2010 |
spikedcylinder: |
Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by Jarus(m): 12:06pm On Jul 16, 2010 |
"Are you reading magazine?" when you already see magazine in her hand. "No, I'm sleeping" the lady answered That's how all the lines wey our man don cram disappear 1 Like |
Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by adaybola(f): 12:07pm On Jul 16, 2010 |
Jarus: u grin familiarly |
Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by Nobody: 12:11pm On Jul 16, 2010 |
first we compose abt 3 page love letter and look for the younger brother give him N5 for biscuit and den plead him to deliver the letter to his sister when his mom is not arroud 2 Likes |
Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by zenus(m): 12:14pm On Jul 16, 2010 |
I love you pass my PC 1 Like |
Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by EEVICTOREE(m): 12:17pm On Jul 16, 2010 |
Your Pant is my Handkerchief, |
Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by Nobody: 12:19pm On Jul 16, 2010 |
mam bebe ya love dey kill me! (she hasnt told u dat she loves yetoo) de sugar in my tea! my jollof rice! my akwa nwa! You hav not muster enuf courage to talk to her but u will go and broadcast to your friends dat the girl is all ready yours and everybody should keep off (as dey will even go) Sweet world those days! no be now wey girls dey carry the thing put for your nose dey beg u to f, k! |
Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by CuteAngel(f): 12:20pm On Jul 16, 2010 |
Alo girl i wanna chop frend with you. |
Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by trisurface: 12:23pm On Jul 16, 2010 |
My Approach was Highly personal AND SO FAKE! I would offer to tell them their Vital statistics just by looking at them. 'Let me see, You would be a 34-26-38, Plus or Minus 1 inch'! Dont know why I never got slapped. |
Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by Okijajuju1(m): 12:26pm On Jul 16, 2010 |
Baybay!! Everytime I see you, I loose control. I like your figure 8, in short I dont even know what to say. Everytime I set my eyes on you, my heart rejoices. Baybay! I want you to be my woman. Sweet lines!! Worked like a charm 1 Like |
Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by nellaluv(f): 12:27pm On Jul 16, 2010 |
jay bee:lol, jaybee, you fck up spikedcylinder: This line is very popular and lame |
Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by jaybee3(m): 12:28pm On Jul 16, 2010 |
^^^ It wasn't me |
Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by Okijajuju1(m): 12:28pm On Jul 16, 2010 |
spikedcylinder: Yes o!! or Baybay, you remind me of someone, have we met before. And these lines are still in use today. |
Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by chuks0421(m): 12:35pm On Jul 16, 2010 |
hi,, your face is very similar 1 Like |
Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by jorem(m): 12:39pm On Jul 16, 2010 |
As i dey set my eyes on u "a strong Chemical reaction just took place within my body" |
Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by nellaluv(f): 12:43pm On Jul 16, 2010 |
jay bee: I know, i believe you |
Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by Parnassuss(m): 12:44pm On Jul 16, 2010 |
chuks 042: LOL I used dis line, and got pissed wen she didn't call my error. greateros: Too many people I know used dis tactic. Truthfully, I just loved to watch. But I'd occasionally meet qa girl walking alone and say 'hello, do u mind if we walk together, I'd appreciate ur company.' Call me Mr smooth. 2 Likes |
Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by nellaluv(f): 12:46pm On Jul 16, 2010 |
chuks 042: LWKMD |
Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by bjmighty(m): 12:47pm On Jul 16, 2010 |
Una no go kill pesin with LAFFFF Ok my own, I used to walk up to the girl and ask "Do you know me?" (whether she says "Yes or No" Well, my father is the owner of that car parked in front of that church. |
Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by salamander(m): 12:50pm On Jul 16, 2010 |
The love letter goes like this: "The brightness of this day has given me this opportunity to write you this missive. From the sugar mountain, across the milk ocean through the coffee Island and that makes it a very sweet 'tea'." Don't ask me when was that, lol 2 Likes |
Re: Toasting Lines You Used To Use In The Olden Days by damilola15: 12:53pm On Jul 16, 2010 |
rahjan: Oh boy u dey try o Okija_juju:They were rather expecting it. jay bee: LOVE.4BUG: You're on track guys spikedcylinder:mumu!! that is after he must have seen her a couple of times o |
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