Title: Akpos The Magician

Akpos and Ugo were in a super market together and while they were shopping Ugo stole 3 bars of....
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Title: 0ver Sped

A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until....read more: http://laugh247ng..in/2015/04/over-speed.html

You Have Failed!

The President, was campaigning for the presidential Election in one of the State.
As soon as he...read more here: http://laugh247ng..in/2015/04/you-have-failed.html

You Have Failed!

The President, was campaigning for the presidential Election in one of the State.
As soon as he...read more here: http://laugh247ng..in/2015/04/you-have-failed.html

Title: United vs Chelsea

Kwame was in his house watching a football game when his friend, George visited him. The following conversation ensued...read more: http://laugh247ng..in/2015/04/manchester-united-vs-chelsea-fc.html

The Old Woman

An old woman boarded a bus going to Lagos from Calabar and told the driver to let her know when they arrive Benin...http://laugh247ng..in/2015/04/the-old-woman.html

Title: Burglar's Secret

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before...read more: http://laugh247ng..in/2015/04/burglars-secret.html

Why are you late

Emeka went to class late, so the teacher asked his, "Why are you late?"
He told the Teacher, "I was dream...read more: http://laugh247ng..in/2015/04/why-are-you-late.html

Title: My Computer

Akpos rings technical support:
AKPOS: Hello, my internet is not working...read more: http://laugh247ng..in/2015/04/my-computer.html

Title: Stolen Car

After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to...read more: http://laugh247ng..in/2015/04/stolen-car.html

Title: Never Mind

A drunk phoned the police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel...read more http://laugh247ng..in/2015/04/never-mind.html

Title: My Chinese Friend

One day, my chinese friend was sick and was admitted to a hospital...
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Fire! Fire! Fire!

Akpos was a very principled guy who liked sleeping naked whenever he was about going to bed. One night as usual, he was...
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TITLE: My Name Is...

There once was a farmer who was raising three daughters on his own. He was very..read more here: LAUGH247NG

Title: Stolen Car

This was a conversation between a Police inspector and a man...read more so funny: laugh247ng

Day of Judgement

Akpos, a cripple, was arrested in connection with a stolen refrigerator. On the day of the judgment, the High Court judge...read more so funny: laugh247ng

Title: Examination Text
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And that was how Akpos entered into the JAMB examination hall with his phone. Waiting patiently for...read more: laugh247ng

Title: Anything For a DVD Player
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Akpos asked his mother whether they could buy a DVD player. "I’m afraid we can’t afford one", sighed his mother.
But on the following day Akpos came in with a brand-new DVD player. "Where did you get the money to pay for that?" gasped his mother.
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Title: Math Gone Wrong
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A bank manager confused with his maths, asked his secretary to help out, "I have $23,000,000, what will you take off to get 25%?"
She replied "Sir, honestly I will take off my blouse, my skirt, my bra even my panties....http://laugh247ng..in/2015/06/math-gone-wrong.html

Title: What's Your Excuse
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TEACHER: It is very clear that you have not studied your geography. What's your excuse?

AKPOS: Well, my dad says the world is changing everyday, so I decided to wait until it settles down...laugh247ng

Title: TIE AND DYE
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In an art class...
TEACHER: Today's practical class is on Tie and Dye. Who can define the term...jokes

Title: Musa vs Akpos
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After writing a maths examination, a fight ensued between Musa and Akpos. Classmates gathered around to watch the the two students exhibit their boxing skills. A teacher separated them and asked them why them were fighting...
AKPOS: This idiot copied me during the maths exam!
MUSA: Copy? He’s lying! I didn’t write anything! My answer booklet was blank before I submitted!
AKPOS: You....http://laugh247ng..in/2015/06/musa-vs-akpos.html

The Game is'"NA WETIN CONCERN WITH"
EXAMPLE!
1. Na wetin concern fish with raincoat.
2. Na wetin concern train with traffic light.
3. Na wetin concern bicycle with filling
station.
4. Na Wetin concern blind person with
mirror.
5. Na wetin concern Elvis Grey with Linda
Ikeji
6. Na wetin concern deaf person with radio
news.
7. Na wetin concern keke with four tyres.
8. Na wetin concern okada with seat belt.
9. Na wetin concern mad person with
identity card.
10. Na wetin concern C.Ronaldo with messi
for goal pole.
11. ADD YOURS

Title: Lie-Clocks

A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, ''Why all the clocks?''
St. Peter answered, ''Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move.''
''Oh'', said the man. ''Whose clock is that?''
''That's Mother Teresa's.'' replied St. Peter. ''The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.''
''Incredible!'', said the man. ''And whose clock is that one?''
St. Peter responded, ''That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved Twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.''
''Where are the clocks of the Ghanaian PRESIDENT AND Nigerian PRESIDENT?'' asked the man.
St Peter replied, "They are in the office. We're using them as ceiling fans...http://laugh247ng..in/2015/10/lie-clocks-joke.html

Stand Out

Akpos was standing outside the exam hall during a WAEC examination as other students were writing the exam. The invigilator walked to him and the following conversation ensued:
INVIGILATOR: Are you a candidate for this exam?
AKPOS: Yes.
INVIGILATOR: Then you are suppose to be in the exam hall.
AKPOS: No sir!
INVIGILATOR: Why?
AKPOS: My counsellor said for me to pass this examination, I must STAND OUT in the exam..http://laugh247ng..in/2015/10/stand-out.html

Fish Seller

A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!" A pastor hears this and asks, "Why are you calling them 'dam fish.'" The boy responds, "Because I caught these fish at the local dam." The pastor buys a couple fish, takes them home to his wife, and asks her to cook the dam fish. The wife responds surprised, "I didn't know it was acceptable for a preacher to speak that way." He explains to her why they are dam fish. Later at the dinner table, he asks his son to pass the dam fish. He responds, "That's the spirit, Dad! Now pass the f*cking potatoes..http://laugh247ng..in/2015/10/fish-seller.html

Nice Gift

I bought her a nice gift last year on her birthday and she said, "I don't know the words to use."
So this year, I decided to buy her a dictionary and guess what?
SHE BROKE UP WITH ME...http://laugh247ng..in/2015/10/nice-gift.html

CHINESE CUSTOM

A Chinese moves to USA after 50 years of living in Shanghai.
He bought a home on a small piece of land. The friendly American neighbour decides to go across and welcome the new guy. He goes next door but on his way up the drive-way he sees the Chinese man running around his front yard chasing about 10 hens.
Not wanting to interrupt these 'Chinese customs', he decides to put the welcome on hold for the day.
Next day, he decides to try again, but just as he is about to knock on the front door, he looks through the window and sees the Chinese urinate into a glass and then drink it. Not wanting to interrupt another 'Chinese custom', he decides to put the welcome on hold for yet another day.
A day later, he decides to give it one last go, but on his way next door, he sees the China-man leading a bull down the drive-way, pause and then put his left ear next to the bull's butt.
The American bloke can't handle this, so he goes up to the Chinese man and says, "Jeez buddy, what the hell is it with your Chinese customs? I come over to welcome you to the neighbourhood and see you running around the yard after hens. The next day you are pissing in a glass and drinking it, and then today you have your head so close to that bull's butt, it could just about shit on you."
The China man is very taken back and says...http://laugh247ng..in/2015/10/chinese-custom.html

Missing Phone
A guy got so high and was searching for his missing phone with the torchlight from the same phone he was looking for...http://laugh247ng..in/2015/10/missing-phone.html

Faithful Couple

A couple had been married for 50 years and had raised a brood of 10 children and was blessed with 20 grandchildren. When asked the secret for..http://jokes.wapego.net/forums.php?ses=8ExoNHz4iOGFhxzhZ7WPKJDeMQc&id=topic&f=1566154&t=1e1bc0e5c9e47be00305ba23ce498f4d

psychotherapist

A psychotherapist that moved his shop into our area was having a booming business since he started from the bottom. His business was flowing that he could now afford to have a proper shop banner advertising his wares. So he told a child who happens to be my younger brother to paint the sign board for him and put it above his shop entrance. But, instead of his business to boom the more, it started going down..http://laugh247ng..in/2015/10/psychotherapist.html

Title: CAR NAMES

Cars do have meanings:
BMW: Brings Me Women.
FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.
FORD: For Only....http://laugh247ng..in/2015/10/car-names.html