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AKPOS JOKES, JOKE AFRICA update! by Shollay20(m): 8:22am On Nov 19, 2014
Welcome to jokeafrica update!

A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”

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keep dropping you funny baddest joke here:.....

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Re: AKPOS JOKES, JOKE AFRICA update! by Shollay20(m): 8:23am On Nov 19, 2014
Two bats are hanging upside down on a branch. One asks the other, "Do you recall your worst day last year?" The other responds, "Yes, the day I had diarrhea!"

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Re: AKPOS JOKES, JOKE AFRICA update! by HenCq15: 9:40am On Nov 19, 2014
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Re: AKPOS JOKES, JOKE AFRICA update! by Shollay20(m): 12:42pm On Nov 19, 2014
HenCq15:
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My broda drop better joke for us!

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Re: AKPOS JOKES, JOKE AFRICA update! by Shollay20(m): 1:14pm On Nov 19, 2014
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases read more http://jokeafrica.blogspot.com

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Re: AKPOS JOKES, JOKE AFRICA update! by Shollay20(m): 1:36pm On Nov 19, 2014
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"

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Re: AKPOS JOKES, JOKE AFRICA update! by Shollay20(m): 1:49pm On Nov 19, 2014
A disciple went to his master and said, "I have served you faithfully for ten years. Now I have read more here http://jokeafrica.blogspot.com/2014/11/master.html
Re: AKPOS JOKES, JOKE AFRICA update! by Shollay20(m): 8:39pm On Nov 19, 2014
Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the

Read more http://jokeafrica.blogspot.com/2014/11/yo-momma.html

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Re: AKPOS JOKES, JOKE AFRICA update! by Shollay20(m): 8:43pm On Nov 19, 2014
@deedat205


Broda drop jokes for ussssssss
Re: AKPOS JOKES, JOKE AFRICA update! by Shollay20(m): 8:48pm On Nov 19, 2014
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an

Read more: http://jokeafrica.blogspot.in/2016/08/yo-mama.html
Re: AKPOS JOKES, JOKE AFRICA update! by Shollay20(m): 8:53pm On Nov 19, 2014
Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.

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Re: AKPOS JOKES, JOKE AFRICA update! by Shollay20(m): 8:59pm On Nov 19, 2014
Finding a Husband

Finding a Husband is Hard...
1. You find a handsome one, the brain is empty.
2. You find a brilliant one, he looks too serious..

Read more: http://jokeafrica.blogspot.in/2016/08/finding-husband.html
Re: AKPOS JOKES, JOKE AFRICA update! by Shollay20(m): 1:29am On Nov 20, 2014
The magician

A magician worked on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician did the same tricks each week. However, there was a problem, the captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, he started shouting out the secrets in the middle of the show, "Look, it's not the same hat

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Re: AKPOS JOKES, JOKE AFRICA update! by Shollay20(m): 1:43am On Nov 20, 2014
Nigerian women and how they address their husbands with pet names.
When he gives her N500,000 upward: She calls him Sweetheart.
When he gives her N400,000: She calls him Sweety.
When he gives her N300,000: She calls him Honey.
When he gives her N200,000: She calls him Dear.
When he gives her N100,000: She calls him by their first child name... e.g Daddy Junior.
When he gives her N50,000: She calls him Mr. John

Read more http://jokeafrica.blogspot.in/2016/08/husband-pet-names.html
Re: AKPOS JOKES, JOKE AFRICA update! by Shollay20(m): 1:50am On Nov 20, 2014
There were two guys locked in a lunatic asylum, and one night, they decided they didn't like that anymore and tried to escape.
They made it up to the roof. Just across this narrow gap, they see rooftops stretching across towns. The first guy jumps right across with no problem. But his friend


Read more: http://jokeafrica.blogspot.in/2016/08/2-mad-men.html
Re: AKPOS JOKES, JOKE AFRICA update! by Shollay20(m): 9:47am On Nov 20, 2014
Two terrorists having a discussion in a bar. The waiter asks them what the discussion was about?



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Re: AKPOS JOKES, JOKE AFRICA update! by Shollay20(m): 10:07am On Nov 20, 2014
A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!"
A pastor hears this and asks, "Why are you calling them 'dam fish.'"
The boy responds, "Because I caught these fish at the local dam."
The pastor buys a couple fish, takes...

Read more: http://jokeafrica.blogspot.in/2016/08/dam-fish.html
Re: AKPOS JOKES, JOKE AFRICA update! by Shollay20(m): 12:58pm On Nov 20, 2014
title christmas

It was Christmas Eve. A woman came home to her husband after a day of busy shopping. Later on that night when she was getting undressed for bed, he noticed a mark on the inside of her leg. "What is that?" he asked. She said, "I visited the tattoo parlor today


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Re: AKPOS JOKES, JOKE AFRICA update! by Shollay20(m): 1:12pm On Nov 20, 2014
A boy sent a letter to Santa saying, "Santa please I need a brother, on


Read more: http://jokeafrica.blogspot.in/2016/08/santa.html
Re: AKPOS JOKES, JOKE AFRICA update! by Shollay20(m): 2:42pm On Nov 20, 2014
A man and his wife were driving from one place to another to show his wife the city. Looking at his fuel gauge, he decided to stop at the next

Read more here: http://jokeafrica.blogspot.in/2016/08/powerful-car.html
Re: AKPOS JOKES, JOKE AFRICA update! by Shollay20(m): 8:27pm On Nov 20, 2014
The Truck

A man was driving and saw a truck stalled on the side of the highway that had ten penguins standing next to it. The man pulled over and asked the truck driver if he needed any help. The truck driver replied, "If you can take these penguins to the zoo while I wait for AAA that will be great!" The man agreed and the penguins hopped into the back of his car. Two hours later, the trucker was back on the road again and decided to check on the penguins. He showed up at the zoo and they weren't there! He headed back into his truck

read more http://laugh247ng.blogspot.in/2014/11/truck.html
Re: AKPOS JOKES, JOKE AFRICA update! by Shollay20(m): 8:30pm On Nov 20, 2014
@emamos @ngee1900


My love brodas and sister please drop one joke for me make i laugh smalllllll
Re: AKPOS JOKES, JOKE AFRICA update! by Shollay20(m): 8:45pm On Nov 21, 2014
There were two guys locked in a lunatic asylum, and one night, they decided they didn't like that anymore and tried to escape.
They made it up to the roof. Just across this narrow gap, they see rooftops stretching across towns. The first guy jumps right across with no problem. But his friend couldn't jump because he was afraid of falling.
So the first guy said, "I have a flashlight with me, I will shine it


Read more: http://jokeafrica.blogspot.in/2016/08/2-mad-men_28.html

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Re: AKPOS JOKES, JOKE AFRICA update! by Shollay20(m): 10:02pm On Nov 21, 2014
A teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students this question: John if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?
JOHN: "Just a minute, I have to go and pee."
TEACHER: "


Read more here http://laugh247ng.blogspot.in/2014/11/teacher-and-musa.html
Re: AKPOS JOKES, JOKE AFRICA update! by Shollay20(m): 4:34am On Nov 22, 2014
"It was a Saturday morning and Akpos said to his wife, "Today I had a dream about a beautiful woman.''
His wife replied, ''Oh! Was it me?''
Akpos said, ''No, it was not you, it was someone else

http://jokeafrica.blogspot.in/2016/08/beautiful-dream.html
Re: AKPOS JOKES, JOKE AFRICA update! by Shollay20(m): 5:04am On Nov 22, 2014
The real meaning of I'm finished is when at night you lock...

http://jokeafrica.blogspot.in/2016/08/im-finished.html
Re: AKPOS JOKES, JOKE AFRICA update! by Shollay20(m): 5:28am On Nov 22, 2014
Akpos sat in a bar and was very moody? Soni goes over...

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Re: AKPOS JOKES, JOKE AFRICA update! by Shollay20(m): 10:10pm On Nov 22, 2014
Two boys, Habib & Akpos are making letter bombs.
Habib: I'm not sure whether I put enough explosive

Read more here http://jokeafrica.blogspot.in/2016/08/letter-bomb.html

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Re: AKPOS JOKES, JOKE AFRICA update! by Shollay20(m): 11:26pm On Nov 22, 2014
During the exam, Akpos kept looking under the table, then he would write on the answer sheet. His teacher saw him doing that & thought he was copying.? When collecting the paper after the exam..

Read in details here
http://jokeafrica.blogspot.in/2016/08/exam-time.html
Re: AKPOS JOKES, JOKE AFRICA update! by Shollay20(m): 11:40pm On Nov 22, 2014
Papa Akpos :- My pikin say you drive am commot for school, Wetin he do

Read in detail so funny http://jokeafrica.blogspot.in/2016/08/papa-akpos.html
Re: AKPOS JOKES, JOKE AFRICA update! by Shollay20(m): 12:01am On Nov 23, 2014
There were two evil brothers who were extremely rich. They went to the same church and on the surface appeared to be good christians.
One of the brothers suddenly died. The remaining brother sort out the pastor and handed him a large donation. He said

Follow me read it here: http://jokeafrica.blogspot.in/2016/08/the-pastor-and-two-evil-brothers.html
Re: AKPOS JOKES, JOKE AFRICA update! by Shollay20(m): 6:47am On Nov 23, 2014
One day Akpos was walking in the street? He met Edet who asked him what had happened to his ears as both

Read in full here http://jokeafrica.blogspot.in/2016/08/iron-call.html

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