dechandel:

No ooo
I've got enough real dates.. Wait till i am done with them ..

I know those ones are all on rent. Why not i come and pay daddy Agent fee, care taker fee, omo onile fee and every other fee, lemme be the new land lord of your heart?

Mystic1:
I know those ones are all on rent. Why not i come and pay daddy Agent fee, care taker fee, omo onile fee and every other fee, lemme be the new land lord of your heart?

The last guy that tried this got a 5year waiting list.. Yours might be 10 or more

dechandel:

The last guy that tried this got a 5year waiting list.. Yours might be 10 or more

You're under rating me ooo. What if mine is 5mins?

OP, you are a clown.. U got me laughing real hard



** grabs microphone **

** Faces the whole church**
** Clears throat **

My Online Experience

I added her from a random 2go room and we got chatting. Days turned to weeks and weeks turned to months and within the tinkle of an eye, we got into each other.. As at that time I was in Ekiti and she told me she would be a partaker of FUOYE post UME and I was very happy my dream of seeing her was coming to reality

**fast-fwd**
The day she arrived at Ekiti, she called and told me she lodged in a Hotel (De Links Hotel).. I couldn't wait till the break of dawn when I hurriedly rushed to the bathroom at Hussain Bolt pace and freshened up (I almost emptied a can of perfume ).

I headed straight to the hotel, on getting there, I called and told her I was right outside the hotel not knowing she hid somewhere trying to see if I was worth seeing .. When she was sure I was the one standing in front of the hotel, she came out from where she was hiding (smh), lo and behold, she was so black and _________, her colour could even make a black imprint on a white T-shirt ( see who dey hide for me oooooo ). Upon all the forming and Celine Dion voice, If I had fore-see her in my dreams, na ordinary boxers and singlet I for wear go see am sef


Lest I forget,

[size=20pt] Chics and Bobos pls don't 4get to vote 4me in the ongoing contest. [/size]

dechandel:

Thanks but no thanks

bae, ur gein me confused jor

Merlissa:
I met the guy and he took me to a forever living product seminar I was mad!!

Hahahhahahhahahha cnt stop laffin what a funny dude,well mb d guy did not want to lev d seminar so soon

sobmos:
Mine happened last week,I met a girl on Eskimi,she was fine and all that,we spoke on the phone she had a nice voice and accent too,omo,I say finally I don jam confirm babe. We agreed to meet and I finally met her, last week after months of phone calls,text and chats. If I said,I was disappointed,that would be an understatement,she even had the guts to bring her friend that looked like Burkina faso's Bance along. She had the biggest pot belly I've ever seen on a slim girl,she was short and totally not my taste. I was just looking around to see,if anybody that can recognize me wasn't around that area. Anybody seeing me with them sef na total fu ck up. I left them where they wanted to buy recharge card,I called an okada man,jumped on it and told him to zoom off. They were just staring at me mouth open,like they were hit by thunder,omo I no even send,I just told the okada man to take me anywhere,make I sha comot for that vicinity. It was so crazy,I told myself never to try it again. Ever! Tell me yours.

D lord is ur strength. U should know that not everything u see walking on the road is human. Take heart eh! E go better.

Bros u fo no run na haba,e dey lik na small pikin the do chumtin.

peeparty:

Hahahhahahhahahha cnt stop laffin what a funny dude,well mb d guy did not want to lev d seminar so soon

Worst part is that he is a Team lead.. you know how #MLM works nah..

dechandel:

No ooo
I've got enough real dates.. Wait till i am done with them ..

Ermmmmm,this one una dey use still play love on this thread,e get as e be o. Hmmmmmmm. Make una kuku pm una sef naw. Abi?

missdebs:
m a gud girl...so i wont comment

u are beautiful

Blind date dey sweet shaaaa. met a nairalander and




































We kissed....