Don't sleep with your cloths on because you might wanna have sex in you dream... #justsayingtho*

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Kindly add yours. Thanks

No 5 is the major one of all of the listed precuations...OP,I c u

1, wash the dishes make e no attract cockroaches and rodents
2,check and lock your doors and windows

3,plug your phones and laptop (make sure the cord is long)

4,check xvideos for new vids

5, check NL frontpage to learn weda Stella Damascus dey put condom inside her guy briefcase

amsoslim:
No 5 is the major one of all of the listed precuations...OP,I c u

hehehe... meaning what

i love dis

my wrist watch gree leave my hand.....
i nor fit sleep without my phone n the bad thing is I find it singing most of the time on d floor.

No. 5 is actually hilarious...

factorial1:

hehehe... meaning what

meaning dAt it is late and u ought to b in bed

amsoslim:
meaning dAt it is late and u ought to b in bed

I'm already on top my bed... but not asleep.

jboy73:
1. Don't Sleep with headphones on.. You might get deaf before you wake.

2. Don't drink before you sleep... You might kill someone in your dream.

3. For teenagers: Of your phone b4 u sleep.
You parents might wake before you, and decide
to check and quit the noise that's coming from ur
Phone, Only to find out its the blue filmm you
Didn't pause.. After wanking that night.

4. Don't Mistakenly go to bed near your female cousin.
Your Mr corck might control the whole night.

5. Don't smoke skunk b4 going to bed.
You might wakeup a mad man the next day.

Mehn. U really Got me wif ur number 3 to 5 Sha...Cant stop laffin

Medinat20:
This is the 1,347,568 times av seen this post ..its now boring .anyways am sleeping with my phone

how ffa?

jboy73:
1. Don't Sleep with headphones on.. You might get deaf before you wake.

2. Don't drink before you sleep... You might kill someone in your dream.

3. For teenagers: Of your phone b4 u sleep.
You parents might wake before you, and decide
to check and quit the noise that's coming from ur
Phone, Only to find out its the blue filmm you
Didn't pause.. After wanking that night.

4. Don't Mistakenly go to bed near your female cousin.
Your Mr corck might control the whole night.

5. Don't smoke skunk b4 going to bed.
You might wakeup a mad man the next day.

hehehe nice one, i think your high on skunk before writing

jboy73:
1. Don't Sleep with headphones on.. You might get deaf before you wake.

2. Don't drink before you sleep... You might kill someone in your dream.

3. For teenagers: Of your phone b4 u sleep.
You parents might wake before you, and decide
to check and quit the noise that's coming from ur
Phone, Only to find out its the blue filmm you
Didn't pause.. After wanking that night.

4. Don't Mistakenly go to bed near your female cousin.
Your Mr corck might control the whole night.

5. Don't smoke skunk b4 going to bed.
You might wakeup a mad man the next day.

Are you alright? Hahahahahaha hohohoh papa papa comma.

I even received cAlls now.

Don't vote for buhari because boko haram will be given an armnesty

5- DON'T SLEEP WITH OTHER PEOPLE'S WIVESOR HUSBANDS

Scientists are of the opinion that one may never wake up again; and if this happens DISGRACE AWAITS, as no one will like to be picked up dead, by loved ones from such a place to the‪#‎Morgue‬!............



Contact me, II myt b of help. Thanks

irokop:


Are you alright? Hahahahahaha hohohoh papa papa comma.

I day llaf ur Laf

5 tins we shldnt do, so we can even do them?

Noted

bynat:
5 tins we shldnt do, so we can even do them?

ehm... the topic says: "Five Things You MUST Not Do Before You Sleep"
I hope that's clear enough

Noted

ethicalUser:

1st and 2nd lady Indeed. Keep on dreaming ... My teacher once told me "don't count ur eggs b4 it gets hatched."

Chai you teacher tot you rubbish O‎​º°˚˚˚°º......he wasn't qualified enough to teach you now Ơ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴̴͡ the repercussion...sorry O‎​º°˚˚˚°º

I like 3, Because I don't like disstoping anytime I sleeping
Lol

Don't sleep wit witch
Don't sleep wit Yahoo bios
Don't sleep wit olosho