That no 5 though

Don't go to bed without praying for buhari to win

That's great post, they are all on point. For tips on Relationship. www.mymissingribs.com

1 - 3 are factual but 4 & 5 comedic. Just to add to d factual list is "Don't eat heavy food late b4 going to sleep if u want to live long" & (comedic) "dont smoke weed in dis harmattan period so wake up in hell fire" = Balogun market fire!!!

shachris03:
dont watch NTA. you would have nightmares.

Dnt slip wif ange, dnt slip wifout prayin

Teacher teach me well

factorial1:

Lol... but that's a fact

No doubt...

Number 5 tho,who does that!lol

jboy73:
1. Don't Sleep with headphones on.. You might get deaf before you wake.

2. Don't drink before you sleep... You might kill someone in your dream.

3. For teenagers: Of your phone b4 u sleep.
You parents might wake before you, and decide
to check and quit the noise that's coming from ur
Phone, Only to find out its the blue filmm you
Didn't pause.. After wanking that night.

4. Don't Mistakenly go to bed near your female cousin.
Your Mr corck might control the whole night.

5. Don't smoke skunk b4 going to bed.
You might wakeup a mad man the next day.

God polish you!!! You've made my morning man.

The number 5 though...the living person has more to fear than the dead one, I would think.

I have seen this write-up before...so it eventually made FP. Wow!

Lolz

Medinat20:

No come Back here

VERY TRUE FROM 1-5.

venivedivici:



God polish you!!! You've made my morning man.

He he he see as u d Laugh quoquoquo.

Adesiji77:
I have seen this write-up before...so it eventually made FP. Wow!

abi now

how true is no5?

Ok o

managermahmud:
Nice One @ Op! Lol @No.5

lol @ no.5 also

managermahmud:
Nice One @ Op! Lol @No.5

lol @ no.5 also

No1.....guilty as charged

DrGill:
Well...datz ur own reason abt it. .
here in #sambisa forest , we do all #1 -5

in oda words
#Sai Buhari

guy is me yah Unilag watsapp fwend.
Dis is ma phone 08032161394 let'schat

Number 5 is on point.

iamodenigbo1:
SAW only one where are the remaining 4?

Ur fone de malfunction den....flash it

iamodenigbo1:
SAW only one where are the remaining 4?

Ur fone de malfunction den....flash it

iamodenigbo1:
no 2 is nice ,think I like it

Please why did you think no 2 is nice, is it because of the health benefit or .......

SenatorJames:
Please why did you think no 2 is nice, is it because of the health benefit or .......

your guess is as good as mine

Whatever, am in God's hands, What of you

koligs:
Na one thing go sha kill person...
LAST BULLET: live ur life like it is your last....

yes o & bearing eternity in mind

Ok ooo, i done hear.

I like to say things twice, say things twice. It can get annoying though, annoying though.