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Re: Few Girls I Have Dated On Nairaland!! by Gooci(m): 3:56pm On Nov 25, 2014
why is ggrin not on dat list
Re: Few Girls I Have Dated On Nairaland!! by Battery1(m): 3:59pm On Nov 25, 2014
chimerase2:
at bolded remove ma pikin for der before I provoke nw angry
Don't be scared, she is all urs now. U are lucky I dumped her if not, dis tin u are sayin here would hv been a joke.
Cholls:
my brother did she cry like a baby when u DO her grin
I don't discuss wat I did wit my ex in public or how good/bad she is. I wld have married her bt...
nickz:
op please your dp......are you in any way related to SPACEGOAT sad
What is SPACEGOAT? U should know better as a goat rearer dat u are.
Re: Few Girls I Have Dated On Nairaland!! by Nobody: 3:59pm On Nov 25, 2014
Battery1:
Below are just the few nairaland girls I have dated..just few I can remember.
Ireneony
Omolola
Mizzkeji44
Rokiatu
EroticAngelina
FLAWLESS
VickyB
Medunah
Prettythicksme
Merlissa
Marieolae
I dont expect them to admit cus its normal.
Now, am after Miss Nairaland - December 2014 and I pray she wil accept me. If she does, I wil now marry her!

undecided
Re: Few Girls I Have Dated On Nairaland!! by Cholls(m): 4:03pm On Nov 25, 2014
Battery1:

I don't discuss wat I did wit my ex in public or how good/bad she is. I wld have married her bt...
my brother what! u mean u would have married her? cheesy
Re: Few Girls I Have Dated On Nairaland!! by Battery1(m): 4:06pm On Nov 25, 2014
passionate88:
I am not your "dear"... I'm a guy
Is dis how low ur brain is dat wen ur fellow guy calls u dear which is normal, ur di.ck starts to rise?
bennygreat1:
Mehn... If this is true(which I don't believe),that means U na badt guy..
A bad sniper...
And a social prostitute too...grin grin grin
Is dis a compliment or an insult?
Gooci:
why is ggrin not on dat list
I deal wit people dat are classic.
VickyyB:

undecided
My Ex, stop cryin u hear, God wil give u anoda person. U knw wat happened wasn't my fault!
Re: Few Girls I Have Dated On Nairaland!! by passionate88: 4:08pm On Nov 25, 2014
Battery1:

Is dis how low ur brain is dat wen ur fellow guy calls u dear which is normal, ur di.ck starts to rise?

Is dis a compliment or an insult?

I deal wit people dat are classic.

My Ex, stop cryin u hear, God wil give u anoda person. U knw wat happened wasn't my fault!
It's not normal
Re: Few Girls I Have Dated On Nairaland!! by Nobody: 4:14pm On Nov 25, 2014
Battery1:

My Ex, stop cryin u hear, God wil give u anoda person. U knw wat happened wasn't my fault!

Are you ok? Who did u date undecided
Re: Few Girls I Have Dated On Nairaland!! by Battery1(m): 4:31pm On Nov 25, 2014
VickyyB:


Are you ok? Who did u date undecided
Are u denyin now? U forgot all we shared so soon?
Re: Few Girls I Have Dated On Nairaland!! by chimerase2: 4:36pm On Nov 25, 2014
Battery1:

Is dis how low ur brain is dat wen ur fellow guy calls u dear which is normal, ur di.ck starts to rise?

Is dis a compliment or an insult?

I deal wit people dat are classic.

My Ex, stop cryin u hear, God wil give u anoda person. U knw wat happened wasn't my fault!
VickyyB:


Are you ok? Who did u date undecided
he dated u nah
Why arguing wen u knw his jonzing undecided
Re: Few Girls I Have Dated On Nairaland!! by Nobody: 4:40pm On Nov 25, 2014
Funny indeed.
Re: Few Girls I Have Dated On Nairaland!! by PAINGAIN: 4:41pm On Nov 25, 2014
passionate88:
I am not your "dear"... I'm a guy
lmao. Make u kukuma go find iron pant o. Gay alert!
Re: Few Girls I Have Dated On Nairaland!! by will1am: 4:43pm On Nov 25, 2014
Another yabaleft escapee
Re: Few Girls I Have Dated On Nairaland!! by ggrin(f): 4:48pm On Nov 25, 2014
Gooci:
why is ggrin not on dat list
undecided
Re: Few Girls I Have Dated On Nairaland!! by Battery1(m): 4:52pm On Nov 25, 2014
PAINGAIN:
lmao. Make u kukuma go find iron pant o. Gay alert!
Na slap dey hungry me make I give u na so dat ur face go dey back cus u reason backward!
will1am:
Another yabaleft escapee
Will1am, breeze don carry u come here, na jst small air I nid to blow frm my mouth and u wil land in desert.
Where is evian abi eviana?
Re: Few Girls I Have Dated On Nairaland!! by ggrin(f): 4:53pm On Nov 25, 2014
Battery1:


I deal wit people dat are classic.
see this one,after I ignored ur pm's,ur here claiming classic guyundecided
Re: Few Girls I Have Dated On Nairaland!! by Battery1(m): 4:54pm On Nov 25, 2014
ggrin:
undecided
I don see u, I no like u...na vir.gins wey I dey like.
Re: Few Girls I Have Dated On Nairaland!! by Nobody: 4:56pm On Nov 25, 2014
ggrin:
see this one,after I ignored ur pm's,ur here claiming classic guyundecided

gringrin
Re: Few Girls I Have Dated On Nairaland!! by ggrin(f): 4:57pm On Nov 25, 2014
VickyyB:


gringrin
abi o my sis,see me see wahala
Re: Few Girls I Have Dated On Nairaland!! by ggrin(f): 4:58pm On Nov 25, 2014
Battery1:

I don see u, I no like u...na vir.gins wey I dey like.
Goat!
Re: Few Girls I Have Dated On Nairaland!! by Battery1(m): 5:00pm On Nov 25, 2014
ggrin:
see this one,after I ignored ur pm's,ur here claiming classic guyundecided
Na jst now weey I dey "ggrin"
U tink say if I send u pm, I no talk am here? If u get any pm in ur mail fom me, u no say na for dream. I was actually tryin to consider u bt hw can I do sometin wit a liar, ur type can fake pregancy well if u can fodge dis kind of lie.

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Re: Few Girls I Have Dated On Nairaland!! by will1am: 5:00pm On Nov 25, 2014
Battery1:

Na slap dey hungry me make I give u na so dat ur face go dey back cus u reason backward!

Will1am, breeze don carry u come here, na jst small air I nid to blow frm my mouth and u wil land in desert.
Where is evian abi eviana?
Abeg park well undecided..when you escape yabaleft?..
Evina is fine o..
Re: Few Girls I Have Dated On Nairaland!! by ggrin(f): 5:02pm On Nov 25, 2014
iceberylin:
You wish grin
antispam bot no go ban this goat nowangry
Re: Few Girls I Have Dated On Nairaland!! by ggrin(f): 5:03pm On Nov 25, 2014
Battery1:

Na jst now weey I dey "ggrin"
U tink say if I send u pm, I no talk am here? If u get any pm in ur mail fom me, u no say na for dream. I was actually tryin to consider u bt hw can I do sometin wit a liar, ur type can fake pregancy well if u can fodge dis kind of lie.
ur nothing but a clot poleangry
Get a life u low lifeangry
Re: Few Girls I Have Dated On Nairaland!! by iceberylin(m): 5:05pm On Nov 25, 2014
ggrin:
antispam bot no go ban this goat nowangry
Lol..y are you hating cheesy
Re: Few Girls I Have Dated On Nairaland!! by Nobody: 5:07pm On Nov 25, 2014
This thread is funny.... I'm seeing vision.. 2 girls are falling for battery1 ... but they're the shy types..
Re: Few Girls I Have Dated On Nairaland!! by Exjoker(m): 5:10pm On Nov 25, 2014
Guys you to much...thumb up
Re: Few Girls I Have Dated On Nairaland!! by ggrin(f): 5:10pm On Nov 25, 2014
iceberylin:

Lol..y are you hating cheesy
am not hating bro
Jus saying the factangry
Re: Few Girls I Have Dated On Nairaland!! by Exjoker(m): 5:11pm On Nov 25, 2014
androidroot:
This thread is funny.... I'm seeing vision.. 2 girls are falling for battery1 ... but they're the shy types..
Calling their names won't be a bad idea

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Re: Few Girls I Have Dated On Nairaland!! by teewai3(m): 5:13pm On Nov 25, 2014
somebody pls call 911
an escapee frm yaba left sighted!!!
Re: Few Girls I Have Dated On Nairaland!! by melotreaah(m): 5:14pm On Nov 25, 2014
Battery1:
Below are just the few nairaland girls I have dated..just few I can remember.
Ireneony
Omolola
Mizzkeji44
Rokiatu
EroticAngelina
FLAWLESS
VickyB
Medunah
Prettythicksme
Merlissa
Marieolae
I dont expect them to admit cus its normal.
Now, am after Miss Nairaland - December 2014 and I pray she wil accept me. If she does, I wil now marry her!
Tell me more.... #lionlier
Re: Few Girls I Have Dated On Nairaland!! by Gooci(m): 5:14pm On Nov 25, 2014
Battery1:


I deal wit people dat are classic.

are you saying she aint..... angry
Re: Few Girls I Have Dated On Nairaland!! by Battery1(m): 5:14pm On Nov 25, 2014
ggrin:
ur nothing but a clot poleangry
Get a life u low lifeangry
Open hatred..secret love
grin grin grin

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