I really was confused the day I met One lady at Peckers at Opebi round about.
We bargained on how much I would pay her. At the end of the day we agreed for
10k I took her to my house cos I live alone.

When We got home? She told me she was hungry which got me angry. But later I gave
Her noddles to eat. She had her bath with me. After that, I was waiting for action to begin
But the lady said we should pray first before we start. That got me confused but to my surprise
She brought out her bible, after reading she prayed like people of MFM. You know casting demon
And swearing for people that said she would not succeed.

My brother the prayer lasted for about 1hr. After the prayer she went to the bed and ask me to
Come nah? I did not sleep on the Bed again, I was awake till morning when I paid her.

I am still wandering the Lady was normal. What do you think?

meolaniyi:
I really was confused the day I met One lady at Peckers at Opebi round about.
We bargained on how much I would pay her. At the end of the day we agreed for
10k I took her to my house cos I live alone.

When We got home? She told me she was hungry which got me angry. But later I gave
Her noddles to eat. She had her bath with me. After that, I was waiting for action to begin
But the lady said we should pray first before we start. That got me confused but to my surprise
She brought out her bible, after reading she prayed like people of MFM. You know casting demon
And swearing for people that said she would not succeed.

My brother the prayer lasted for about 1hr. After the prayer she went to the bed and ask me to
Come nah? I did not sleep on the Bed again, I was awake till morning when I paid her.

I am still wandering the Lady was normal. What do you think?

Sorry (op) for quoting this, its a mistake...

I can't just stop laughing!

This ought to be in joke section!

Modified!

But hold-on, did she refund u your money?
Before I can lay any astute about that!

Lol,have had a similar experience....met the girl that night,dunno if she was a prostitute cus no price was agreed. We got home she insisted we pray before anything,m sure I was as shocked as yhu wer...after prayer,the girl sleep ooo,I just sitdwn dey look am...after she dne slip 4 lyk 2hrs na I tap am,sae mke she wake up.The shediot asked me what do I want,I told her I need to whip!!!...long story short,I whip am,discharged d girl by 5am before d woman I was staying wit woke...That was during my predegree days sha#2008#

Lmao! OMG!!! See job ontop your head... Gone are d days.. When boys will "lo be" ehehehe

Op that girl magarize you.
Na her marketing strategy be that.

The girl don use one stone kill two birds@ noddlees and 10 k

K

LewisO:
Sorry (op) for quoting this, its a mistake...

I can't just stop laughing!

This ought to be in joke section!

Modified!

But hold-on, did she refund u your money?
Before I can lay any astute about that!

I was just scared of touching her. Cos never seen that type before. I willingly gave the 10k

My sugar stick could not wake up again.
I felt so guilty with myself.

meolaniyi:
My sugar stick could not wake up again.
I felt so guilty with myself.

she don magalize ur life

pervs

This friction sweet die nevertheless I enjoy the story

Abeg na lie

I took one home like that from a party, at night I disturb this girl tire but no way. she slept holding herself like a bat.
It was morning,lo and behold!!nah hairy girl dey my bed, I never knew she even slept naked cos her hairs had the texture of a cotton sweater. her big eye balls, and Jayz lips.

Equado:
Lol,have had a similar experience....met the girl that night,dunno if she was a prostitute cus no price was agreed. We got home she insisted we pray before anything,m sure I was as shocked as yhu wer...after prayer,the girl sleep ooo,I just sitdwn dey look am...after she dne slip 4 lyk 2hrs na I tap am,sae mke she wake up.The shediot asked me what do I want,I told her I need to whip!!!...long story short,I whip am,discharged d girl by 5am before d woman I was staying wit woke...That was during my predegree days sha#2008#

and u ended up not paying shey

Baddo101:

and u ended up not paying shey

yes...1naira she nor see

meolaniyi:
I was just scared of touching her. Cos never seen that type before. I willingly gave the 10k

that was the trick,the prayer was to throw u off balance,which she did .normally someone will be forced to ask her how she got into that job , then the story will begin , she will start crying and spinning stories ,mind u time dey go oo.before u realize ,u too will start crying and start blaming gej and nigeria. By the time u look up. Na cuckooo ru kooo ,day don break.oya pay money .

Where is the link to the part 2 now?

onatisi:
that was the trick,the prayer was to throw u off balance,which she did .normally someone will be forced to ask her how she got into that job , then the story will begin , she will start crying and spinning stories ,mind u time dey go oo.before u realize ,u too will start crying and start blaming gej and nigeria. By the time u look up. Na cuckooo ru kooo ,day don break.oya pay money .

why she go want throw me off balance. I thought she needs the thing more than me.

Mod does this my experienced sound like a joke?
Why did you bring this to joke section?

meolaniyi:
I was just scared of touching her. Cos never seen that type before. I willingly gave the 10k

Guy u really phucked-up if it's true.

That prostitute trick really had a huge effect on u, how on earth can happen? now to her she's smart and u are a fool, it would have been better if u did give the money to an orphan and receive a blessing.

That's just what I can tell u!

praying for successful bleeping

LewisO:
Guy u really phucked-up if it's true.

That prostitute trick really had a huge effect on u, how on earth can happen? now to her she's smart and u are a fool, it would have been better if u did give the money to an orphan and receive a blessing.

That's just what I can tell u!

my guy, that kind prayer? You need to see how the girl was praying. I felt so guilty.

meolaniyi:
my guy, that kind prayer? You need to see how the girl was praying. I felt so guilty.

That girl used something spiritual against u, but u won't know.

meolaniyi:
Mod does this my experienced sound like a joke?
Why did you bring this to joke section?

This is the sweetest comment so far..

Your story is quite real but the Moderator actually took you, and not the story for a joke.

#10,000 gone yet Fvck you no fvck.

meolaniyi:
I really was confused the day I met One lady at Peckers at Opebi round about.
We bargained on how much I would pay her. At the end of the day we agreed for
10k I took her to my house cos I live alone.

When We got home? She told me she was hungry which got me angry. But later I gave
Her noddles to eat. She had her bath with me. After that, I was waiting for action to begin
But the lady said we should pray first before we start. That got me confused but to my surprise
She brought out her bible, after reading she prayed like people of MFM. You know casting demon
And swearing for people that said she would not succeed.

My brother the prayer lasted for about 1hr. After the prayer she went to the bed and ask me to
Come nah? I did not sleep on the Bed again, I was awake till morning when I paid her.

I am still wandering the Lady was normal. What do you think?

Go to church and confess your sins. Not on nairaland.

For the Bible saith, " If thou looketh at a woman lustfully, though thou lay not with her, thou hast committed sin ".

demelza:
Op that girl magarize you.
Na her marketing strategy be that.

Gbam.

She no wan form witch or mammy water for him..

onatisi:
that was the trick,the prayer was to throw u off balance,which she did .normally someone will be forced to ask her how she got into that job , then the story will begin , she will start crying and spinning stories ,mind u time dey go oo.before u realize ,u too will start crying and start blaming gej and nigeria. By the time u look up. Na cuckooo ru kooo ,day don break.oya pay money .

Which if he refuses to pay, he will see another side of her...

Hehehe...

LearnersDotCom.

meolaniyi:
why she go want throw me off balance. I thought she needs the thing more than me.

the main target was the 10k and since she didn't have a gun ,she had to use what she has to get it and that was to play on ur emotions

100Cents:


Which if he refuses to pay, he will see another side of her...

Hehehe...

LearnersDotCom.

exactly

meolaniyi:
I really was confused the day I met One lady at Peckers at Opebi round about.
We bargained on how much I would pay her. At the end of the day we agreed for
10k I took her to my house cos I live alone.

When We got home? She told me she was hungry which got me angry. But later I gave
Her noddles to eat. She had her bath with me. After that, I was waiting for action to begin
But the lady said we should pray first before we start. That got me confused but to my surprise
She brought out her bible, after reading she prayed like people of MFM. You know casting demon
And swearing for people that said she would not succeed.

My brother the prayer lasted for about 1hr. After the prayer she went to the bed and ask me to
Come nah? I did not sleep on the Bed again, I was awake till morning when I paid her.

I am still wandering the Lady was normal. What do you think?

Hahahaha OP you see your life?