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Don't be that girl by giffty(f): 11:26am On Nov 26, 2014 |
U add him on Facebook •He checks ur pictures. •He Drives A Golf 6/7 GTI •He confirms •He inbox u •U reply, all excited, U'll want to hook up •U set a date •U dress up dat Legging Wit NO UNDERWEAR •U smell good •U put on a makeup - fresh breath & new weave •He takes u for lunch •He Takes u For Drinks •U two have a good time •He rubs ur hand •Makes u laugh(all women luv dat) •Gives u looks nd smiles •U fall in-love •It's like u've known him forever •He takes u to his apartment •He makes u feel comfortable •He lays u on his bed •He rubs it gently •Kiss u passionately •Pulls ur Leggings •They're too tight but he manages to take them off •U love his aggression, strength, power & u give in •It feels good •U know it's wrong, but it feels so good •U ask for protection, he says it's too late •U obey & don't disturb •He says he loves u nd u don't hesitate to say u love him too •He f**ked u •He pulls out, goes to the kitchen to get a glass of water •He helps u drink it ...Ohh man u feel special •"He must be the one! " U think to urself •You'll get dressed •He takes u to the taxi rank •He kisses u on the cheek & say "I had a great time!" •Gives U( # 1000naira ) •U smile & say "See u tomorrow babe." •He stays silent •Your taxi drives away •In the taxi you can't stop smiling U gIt's unlike him, so u inbox him again •He doesn't respond •Minutes later u can't find him on ur friend list •HE BLOCKED U!!! •Days, weeks, months passes by •U start feeling sick, weak, loose weight, act strange wit sores in your mouth •U go to the clinic •Get tested •Minutes later... •Nurse walks in..."I'm sorry. You're HIV Postive & Pregnant!" •"HOW?" U don't understand •Reality hits u •U walk home, Scared, Confused •U go to the train railway, u lay hopeless nd emotionless U see the train coming nearer, u look into the sky & mumble a prayer •That's the end of u •Don't be that girl! Live well. Stop chasing material things this festive season... Dnt Make Costly Mistake You Can't Pay for....I love You All. 1 Like |
Re: Don't be that girl by LEvuls(m): 11:33am On Nov 26, 2014 |
Hmmm... |
Re: Don't be that girl by swagwu(m): 11:36am On Nov 26, 2014 |
y are u adding sand to our garri na make girl no think say all d boys are hiv positve come dey avoid us ooo! sha i will share the post wit my sisters |
Re: Don't be that girl by giffty(f): 11:38am On Nov 26, 2014 |
LEvuls:problem sire? |
Re: Don't be that girl by giffty(f): 11:39am On Nov 26, 2014 |
swagwu:lol,funny you,,,greaT |
Re: Don't be that girl by LEvuls(m): 11:43am On Nov 26, 2014 |
giffty: Its too long for them to cope with.. why not our 10 top list as usual so they can keep the remain as e be for them |
Re: Don't be that girl by Mimienudles(f): 12:45pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
No I will not and cannot be that girl |
Re: Don't be that girl by giffty(f): 1:02pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
LEvuls:lol |
Re: Don't be that girl by giffty(f): 1:04pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
Mimienudles:cool,i hope you keep to your words GoOdLuCk~ 1 Like |
Re: Don't be that girl by Baddestguyp(m): 6:00pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
did someone really come up with this piece of crap |
Re: Don't be that girl by Nobody: 6:18pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
Ok o, *draws ears* Babes una hia the op? No be that gal o. I rest my case. |
Re: Don't be that girl by giffty(f): 6:45pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
Baddestguyp:...smh... |
Re: Don't be that girl by giffty(f): 6:46pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
andyallor:lol |
Re: Don't be that girl by tpia5: 6:48pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
I don't know why I am never tripped by overly good looking (male) photos on facebook. Especially if the person is single. And a stranger to boot. |
Re: Don't be that girl by Charles4075(m): 9:35pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
U add her on Bbm •U check her pictures. •She Drives A Range Sport •U confirm, Jackpot •U inbox her •She reply, all excited, U'll want to hook up •U set a date •U dress up dat Nice Jean, correct sleeve, Gucci Shoes •U smell good •U put on a nice look - fresh breath & new Hairstyle •U take her for lunch •U Take her For Drinks •U two have a good time •She rubs ur hand and tell you how amazing you're •Makes u laugh(and you luv dat) •Gives u looks nd smiles •U fall in-love •It's like u've known her forever •U take her to your apartment •U make her feel comfortable •She lies on your bed •She rubs it gently and ask you to come over •Kiss u passionately •Pulls ur Jeans and Shirt •They're too tight but she manages to take them off •U love her aggression, agility, tenacity & u give in because you like a weirdo or freak girl •It feels good •U know it's wrong, but it feels so good •U ask for protection, she says it's too late that she likes it raw •U obey & don't disturb •She says she loves u nd u don't hesitate to say u love her too •She f**ked u like madt •She pulls up, goes to the refrigerator to get a Vodka •She helps u drink it ...Ohh man u feel high ray •"She must be the one! " U think to urself •You'll get dressed •U take her to the car •She kisses u on the cheek & say "I had a great time!" •Gives U a kiss •U smile & say "See u tomorrow babe." •She stays silent •Her car zooms off •In the house you start playing sekem U gIt's unlike her, so u inbox her again •She doesn't respond •Minutes later u can't find her on ur contact list •SHE BLOCKED U!!! •Days, weeks, months passes by •U start feeling sick, weak, loose weight, act strange wit sores in your mouth •U go to the clinic •Get tested •Minutes later... •Nurse walks in..."I'm sorry. You're HIV Postive & you Gonochacuss aerus, Syphilis aerus and all the aeruses you can think of •"HOW?" U don't understand •Reality hits u •U walk home, Scared, Confused •U go to the river niger bridge, u stand hopeless nd emotionless U see the water calling you to jump, u look into the sky & mumble a prayer •That's the end of u •Don't be that boy! Live well. Stop chasing material things this festive season.. Some girls are sent from hell. Dnt Make Costly Mistake You Can't Pay for....One Love 1 Like |
Re: Don't be that girl by giffty(f): 10:04pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
Charles4075:hahaha,crazy you |
Re: Don't be that girl by giffty(f): 10:05pm On Nov 26, 2014 |
tpia5:hmmmmm,kul |
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