DECEMBER IS AROUND THE CORNER!
TIME 4
BOYS TO
BREAK UP LOL!!!
.
1* U saw me sweeping my room n u never
care 2 collect the broom and finish d
sweeping, It's over!
2* U don't bend properly wen u sweep, U
wil
have Pride issues, & i can't marry a proud
woman, *its over*
3* Did u just call me honey? You are trying
to
say my mum is a Bee? We're done! *its
over*
4* My mum checked my future, you are
not in
it. *its over*.
5* baby my mum says dat there are a lot
of
witches in ur village so we can't go out
anymore! *its over*
6* why would u tell me to watch
champions
league wen Man United is not there! U
want
to
mock me abi? *Its over*
7* U smiled at d guy in the car while we
were
trekking. *its over*
8* U don't use ma picture as ur profile
picture, *its over!*
9* U cook d eggs instead of boiling, it's
over,,,U
hug me instead of kissing me it's over
10* Anytime u enter my house network will
disappear it's over and over!
11* I gave you six eggs, boil 3 and fry 3,
you
boiled the wrong 3 and fried the wrong 3,
Lobatan *Its OVER....

lol.......... U harsh o

*yawns* I tot I saw dis thread before

chimerase2:
*yawns* I tot I saw dis thread before

ok...since ya saw it, can ya naw go bak tu slip?

hehehehe.. did u just call me honey
? mum is a bee tori.. i don laff tire

https://www.nairaland.com/1919008/13-hilarious-breakup-stories

My brother lame