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Sexual Assault By Fraud (written By Marshal Bernard) by IamK2I(m): 8:50am On Nov 28, 2014 |
Oh boy, has it come to this? I didn’t know it was this serious. This New Jersey lawmaker wants to make a law that would make lying- to-get-laid, rape. One, I know it’s far away from here and shouldn’t affect us. Two, I shouldn’t even be doing that, but, man...I don’t know what to say. It begins this way and then spreads. Anyway, Troy Singleton is a lawmaker in New Jersey and introduced a bill for indictment of a crime called ‘sexual assault by fraud’. Should I worry? I mean, what’s wrong with a little white lie here and there, especially when it comes to these girls forming one thing one thing haha… If this comes to Nigeria, I wonder what guy will be spared. Well, let me check myself. I remember telling Cynthia that my uncle was pressurizing me to get married so he could send me to Canada to manage his hotel. That got me my 3 points I think? And I may have (mis)led Sophia to believe Godwill’s car was mine, right? Oh boy, this in Nigeria would be bad for business, man. Seriously, though, I’m not sure this is the wisest move. Let’s turn the table; do we now say it is extortion by fraud when these girls use push-up bras to get us in bed with them, only to discover after hangover that the attractive oranges are… pancakes? Or do we sue when we discover that Clara only has a coke bottle figure in the day, but shaped like Alomo bitters at night? Common… this has to go both ways. Let’s just not fight nature. We’re moved by what we see, and they are moved by what they hear. They show us what we want to see and we tell them what they want to hear. Shikina! http://www.howfana.com/2014/11/sexual-assault-by-fraud-written-by.html?m=1 |
Re: Sexual Assault By Fraud (written By Marshal Bernard) by buchostags(m): 8:59am On Nov 28, 2014 |
dude am wtchu, I tnk they present emselves as weaker so as to get all d protection they want. and for anybdy who'z never lied then I guess u ve Neva been cornered by em naija queens. *smiles* |
Re: Sexual Assault By Fraud (written By Marshal Bernard) by Nobody: 10:18am On Nov 28, 2014 |
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