Oh boy, has it come to this? I
didn’t know it was this
serious. This New Jersey
lawmaker wants to make a
law that would make lying-
to-get-laid, rape. One, I know
it’s far away from here and
shouldn’t affect us. Two, I
shouldn’t even be doing that,
but, man...I don’t know what
to say. It begins this way and
then spreads. Anyway, Troy
Singleton is a lawmaker in
New Jersey and introduced a
bill for indictment of a crime
called ‘sexual assault by
fraud’. Should I worry? I
mean, what’s wrong with a
little white lie here and there,
especially when it comes to
these girls forming one thing
one thing haha…

If this comes to Nigeria, I
wonder what guy will be
spared. Well, let me check
myself. I remember telling
Cynthia that my uncle was
pressurizing me to get
married so he could send me
to Canada to manage his
hotel. That got me my 3
points I think? And I may
have (mis)led Sophia to
believe Godwill’s car was
mine, right? Oh boy, this in
Nigeria would be bad for
business, man.

Seriously, though, I’m not
sure this is the wisest move.
Let’s turn the table; do we
now say it is extortion by
fraud when these girls use
push-up bras to get us in bed
with them, only to discover
after hangover that the
attractive oranges are…
pancakes? Or do we sue
when we discover that Clara
only has a coke bottle figure
in the day, but shaped like
Alomo bitters at night?
Common… this has to go both
ways.

Let’s just not fight nature.
We’re moved by what we see,
and they are moved by what
they hear. They show us
what we want to see and we
tell them what they want to
hear. Shikina!

http://www.howfana.com/2014/11/sexual-assault-by-fraud-written-by.html?m=1

dude am wtchu, I tnk they present emselves as weaker so as to get all d protection they want. and for anybdy who'z never lied then I guess u ve Neva been cornered by em naija queens. *smiles*