khiaa:



You don't know anything, not even how to communicate with a man. SMH

harrysterol:
so u actually believe I could not pronounce that??
U need to have ursef examined I did that all for fun

haymoney01:
Ehya! Abeg no vex

MzPreshie:
Yeah right!

MzPreshie:
Hian! Last I checked, guys always wanted to be the 'man', to be in charge. So be in charge of the wooing abeg. From wooing now, you will start expecting us to propose marriage to you guys.

darlenese:









I can see ur tears

khiaa:




Ok, If you have no hope and you have completely given up then what do you expect to happen? There is a saying that goes like this.

*As Long As You Keep Doing What You Are Doing
You Will Always Have What You Have.*
Do you understand what this means?

khiaa:


I can see your insecurity, and your lack of maturity. Start acting like a woman and not a girl. I'm done talking to a child so don't bother posting back.

wildikeman:
I find women who just strike up a convo with a guy they like as alpha female and attractive. We now live in the 21 century. Women have dia say now you know.

DutchNegro:

Aki can't be more than 2ft 8"

khiaa:



Which ladies? They had better stay away from you, I need you to be there just incase I need my sidepiece. You must be available at all times.

Mprex:

KingTom:
You have me, yet you keep crying about no boyfriend to talk to on your diary. So I have been friendzoned? Mprex dia ris Goduooooooooo
******Bursts into uncontrollable tears******

Mprex:

lmao! I love the way you cry

where were you when i needed you yesterday night

KingTom:
Crying my eyes out

Mprex:

you are lying

KingTom:
You are my one and only love, see your fresh skin like a ripe udara, oh my God your full supple lips like freshly plucked grape fruits. Ifunnanya mo

Mprex:

KingTom:

Mprex:

close your teeth jhoor


this one you've appeared this night. What happened?

KingTom:
The sweet scent emanating from your luscious body drove my brain insane with an insatiable hunger to chat with you and forced me here

Mprex:

lmao! Sweet scent indeed! is the distance not too far?

KingTom:

Listen, baby
Ain't no mountain high
Ain't no vally low
Ain't no river wide enough, baby
If you need me, call me
No matter where you are
No matter how far
Just call my name
I'll be there in a hurry
You don't have to worry
'Cause baby,
There ain't no mountain high enough
Ain't no valley low enough
Ain't no river wide enough
To keep me from getting to you

Mprex:

hahahahaha. I hear. Oya go and cross the River Niger. I'm at the other bank waiting for you or better still, start climbing the mount everest. I'm at the top waiting for you

KingTom:
Ah only that one
***Divides self into two, one dives into River Niger, the other ascends mount Everest*****

Mprex:

hahahahaha. When you drown, dont call my name oh!

KingTom:
I can never drown na, BTW I just sight one mammy water wey resemble you now dey beckon me for kiss, make I gree, na you?

Mprex:

jezzz! no be me and you with mammy water oh!

KingTom:

. Kataway you demon. Mprex my dear my other half has climbed Everest so wey you dey

Mprex:

your other half as in half human?