Tallesty1:
hahahahahaha...


You been think say I fit use kpishi kpishi commot your teeth like Jackie Chan?

shokky24:

U see dem,typical nigerian man...I be like say u never leave dis country b4....every car has a blackbox it records everything u say in the car and it video everything happening in it's surroundings

I be like say na d first time u go hear am be dis...now u don know say car get...carry urself comot from my front

donttouch:


And peeps ar still campaigning for this cannibals.

#icry4naija

Tallesty1:
Haba, I no dey vex nahnah morning be this y'knw

tmanis:

stop embarrassing yourself...

Hollyb:
lwkmd this story is soooooo funny. Chasing people with cutlass

1one:



My robbery experience is funny?

Hollyb:
lols yes! It shouldn't be but your reaction after the robbery was the funny part. You chasing after guys with cutlass and him chasing you bak. Lols

Specialist900:
but you sef for try go get friends for maitama and asokoro

1one:




You will have a funny robbery experience this December...

Hollyb:
tar. I reject it in the name of Jesus!!! Blood of Jesus cover me. But you wicked oooooo you no nice at all

1one:



HoHoihoihoihoi


So now you remember blood of Jesus




You're kept and preserved In Jesus name

God keeps you and yours in safety.

Tallesty1:
See your teeth.




Oya gimme their numbers

1one:
I had formed the habit of being the last person to leave the office....because being in the creative industry, you need a lot of personal space to synch your train of thoughts and put your ideas together to create an alluring presentation... So I just preferred working when everybody had left the office...say from 7pm...and very many times I had to pass the night in the office.

So on this particular day... I was working late as usual, my office was at V/I and I stayed in Ajah... One of the other motivations to stay late at work too was to allow the "TJFH" (Traffic Jam From Hell) to ease out; and this normally happened between 10pm and 10:30pm.

I looked at the time and it was already 10:45pm...I wanted to just pass the night over as I had done dozen times before but I opted to just "shook" head dey enter road like that.


11pm....I was on the road.

I had my bag, my phone and the OFFICE THUMB DRIVE on me.. The office thumb drive was very important because we were driving some major proposals that we wanted to submit to some companies within that period.

The road was free... No traffic jam.

Normally when I drop at my last bustop at Ajah, I would take a bike to my place, but since it was already ticking towards 11:30pm, I didn't see any bike. So from the last bustop, I started trekking down the road path that led to my house.... The road path was close to the main road so that if you're walking down the road, you would see the head lights of cars flashing at you from the other side till the cars pass you.

On getting to one mini-coke depot, ghen! ghen!.. Two guys with cutlass just came out... Infact I think they flew out sef, because one moment I looked in that direction, there was nobody, the next moment I'm faced with two guys with cutlass.. One of them held me by the belt and was dragging me away from the road side, I think to avoid the attention of passing cars.

They started rough handling me... Forcing out my watch... My hand band, my bag, my phone and then..... The office thumb drive.. After taking everything they chased me back to the side of the road.. I think I was in a momentary state of shock as they were ripping those stuff off of my body because when they chased me back to the road side and I realized the office thumb drive was gone... I started pursuing them oooo... I was like "Please my thumb drive my thumb drive"


That was one of the stupidest things I'd ever done.... As if area boy understand wetin be thumb drive, so as I was pursuing them and pleading for the drive, one of them now turned back with cutlass and started chasing me back.... Omo!.. See running ooo... So I finally out ran him and got home.


#MyrobberyExperience.

Specialist900:
now you come. You know I want make you dey go closer to town

braivheart:


Hahahahahaha this is some hilarious shii men... Can't stop laughing.

shokky24:

How am I Embarrassing myself?,am telling u something helpful dat u don't know about and u say am embarrassing myself....all dis dumb people dat do not want 2 learn self....google is there for u search for blackbox maybe if u see it on google ur head would function well

Pabo

Tallesty1:
I tell you say I dey villa b4?


No make me frown face for you oo



I wan commot here sef

Specialist900:
nice choice. God go do am

kenex4ever:
No Rape?

Tallesty1:
huh??



You know where I wan go?

marieolae:
I'm sorry, I can't disclose that

1one:



All of una wey dey laugh wetin make me cry... Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

Issokay sha

snakie86:


If yours was funny then mine was like a film........



This happened while I was serving in Kano. I boarded a night bus from Ido during one of my trip back to Kano. Everything was going on smoothly until we got to Kaduna around 6am in the morning. We rested a bit at kaduna park after which we continued our journey around 6:30. We never knew some robbers had joined us in the bus. moreover the motor boys as they call them wanted to do shua-shua to make some money from kaduna to kano.....After a while, we realized the bus was not moving fast and 4 guys stood up.....one each at the entrance and back door and two in the middle of the bus....................The one in the middle said
Robber: (quoting some words) Good morning ladies and gentlemen........hope we are enjoying the trip so far

"we all thought maybe he wanted to make an announcement and people didn't concentrate"

Robber: You see, its been a wonderful journey so far and I guess some of us are tired already. in other not to bother you much with my story, I will be passing a bag around now and all I just require from you is your phone, wrist watch, money and your wallet.

"Everybody was like whats this one saying"

Before we raised up our head, the two guys at the entrance of the door brought out their guns.....confirmed AK47. then we all realized we are in for something.

Robber: Please, I will be coming to you one after the other. We are not here to hurt anyone, all we need is your maximum cooperation.

Then they brought out a big Ghana must go, went to the front and back, started collecting offering from people. The most interesting part of it is, anytime they get to your sit. They will say
Robber: Good Morning Sir, can you pls stand on your feet sir, Your phone sir, wrist watch....can I see your pocket pls? bring out your wallet,lemme have all the money there...Pls drop them in the bag sir.......(he will then search all over the persons body to see if the person is hiding anytyn.).....Thank You so much for your patronage sir.

One started from the front while the other started from behind. We were all scared at the initial stage but it got to a stage that since we knew the protocol, u just stand up when it your turn and started dropping everytyn you have for them. It got to my turn too and after dropping the 5k in my wallet, he asked if that's all I have and I told him am a corps member. He returned 1k back to me and he did same to some corps members in the bus.

After they collected all the money and their Ghana must go filled up...they brought out a bundle of N200 note and started distributing it to every one of us.

Robber: We thank you so much for your cooperation and we are so sorry for any delay or inconveniences we might have caused you. Pls accept our sympathy and apology. We believe the N200 should help you get to a nearest ATM once you come down from the bus. If you feel you have any complain or feedback, you can contact us on 080..........


They opened the door and jump down...we never knew their car was following us all this while. the car moved beside our bus and they entered, then zoomed off..................The robbery was like a film as most of us was wondering if we were actually dreaming or in a movie.


Robbery with excellent customer service delivery

sawdust:
there came to our house at Kubwa (Abuja) last december and collected #100k from my uncle and on their way out a ladies handbag dropped.....we later searched the bag and discovered #180k inside.........i dont knw if I should say we were really robbed or God sent them

nickz:
my main robbery enxperience something i don't like thinking about
police officer got shot
the girl sitting next to me was almost raped to death
i walked for more than 2hrs with a young guy...carrying the girl to the nearest hospital very far away and finding a bank
when i got to my relatives house,they thought i was shot
that was when i realised how much blood the girl had lost cause it was all over my shirt and trousers
i was very lucky
the chick still calls me almost EVERY MONTH to say thank you
some nigerians are very heartless well sha i don't blame them,it was RUSH HOUR

toniaangel:
Mine was in october, around 9pm we were all in the house wen 4 young guys opened the door cause we did nt lock up at that time,for the first time in my life hv never been so scared n d worst was we had nting at that time. De told us all to lay flat took all our phones,laptop n little change with kola nut my dad bought n keep on the dining to tk after dinner.I challenged one of them n he gave me a slap hmmm I cryed so much dat night. I got over it after a week its a very bad expirence, now we are security concious in my home now.

Billyonaire:
I remember mine, It was in my University days that a Beautiful Girl robbed me of my virginity.

Thanks.

poor u I hope u alerted the cops afterwards